One hour challenge

Chapter: Overwhelmed

I think this will be challenging -.-

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"Yo, Iggy!" In England's drive way America parked the truck Italy let him have because one, Italy was too stylish and suave to be driving a truck, he preferred a Volvo and two; it was an apology gift once he found all the half-naked pictures of Germany and him fixing a car floating around on the internet.

England ignored America, turned around, and continued to water his flower garden and sip tea and look at Big Ben and think nice thoughts about the queen and hate on France as America came up and gave him what America thought was a light and friendly punch to England's arm. Unfortunately America doesn't know his own strength and sent England head first into his rose bush and though the nice white picket fence behind them, effectively knocking him out.

Being a silly American, America bent down thinking the queen had showed up since England had dropped down, that or England wanted to have sex outside in that position. When America looked up to see if the queen had past he instead locked eyes with the innocent Liechtenstein.

"Hey, it's you!" America said because he barely knew the names of other nations because he didn't own a globe, because the only important place on the map was obviously the hero AMERICA !

"Hi America, I'm Li-"

"You know my name, now I feel sort of bad because I didn't know yours" America got up shook her hand. "Well Li, I know it now!"

"No America my name-"

"I know Li, I should stop being so full of myself and learn the names of other nations" Taking her hand, even though he never actually let it go in the first place, America began to lead Liechtenstein to his truck.

"America, I think I should be getting ho-"

America gasped. "Hoes!? Hoes are waste of money, I would know; here let me show you something better than a hoe."

America took Liechtenstein by the waist and threw her into the passenger side of his truck, then he climbed over her and got on the other side and started the truck.

Liechtenstein tried to open the door and leave but America stated the child safety lock was on and she would be going nowhere for a while so get comfy, and besides the fact that he was going 760mph over the sea back to America, if she jumped out of a moving vehicle he would have to explain at the world meeting why Li committed suicide and how he now owns her land and resources as says her will that was conveniently on her and fell off of her before she jumped out of the car….all that wasn't sounding too bad. America thought as he pulled out of that paragraph and into the drive way of his home. Jumping out he pulled Liechtenstein over and hoisted her up on his shoulder.

"I'm about to rock your world like the earth is a cradle and I'm the hands of GOD!" America said as he opened the door.

Somewhere in Europe Switzerland's cock blocking brother senses were tingling. "Hmmm…why hasn't Liechtenstein come back from England yet?!" The Swiss boy grabbed a Sniper rifle and headed to England's house picturing upon entering the English man would be with his sister in BDSM set up, then he'd get so angry he'd probably end up chaining England to a wall and then proceed to beat him with his own whip while he untied his innocent sister.

Meanwhile over at America's, orgasmic yeses could be heard all throughout his house and on into the basement.

"Told you this would be fun Li!" America said as he rapidly moved his hands back and forth. "And you're pretty good despite this being your first time ever." America stopped and brushed a strand of hair from her face and smiled while looking into her eyes for some kind of 'now you see I'm really a nice guy' effect.

"I think we should do this more often America." Liechtenstein smiled back and waited for him to continue.

"Here, let me dim the lights for effect" America a smiled as it got darker between the two.

At England's house Switzerland was getting a weird vibe as he kicked the passed out English man over out of the fence and more into the rose bush. Gradually coming back to reality England looked up at the boy.

"Please refrain from shoving your rifle down my throat." England looked over and sighed deeply, his beautiful flowers and fence were destroyed, and that meant he would now have to go and put on his brand new leather dress shoes to shove up America's ass.

"America…" England said calmly like a parent trying to get their child out of hiding so they can beat their ass.

"AMERICA!?" Switzerland yelled instantly knowing that was who his sister was with through some weird sister-brother telepathy like connection.

"Li, want to take a break?" America asked being considerate of Liechtenstein but she shook her head no and continued. "Wow, I've never met anyone like you, Canada always wants to stop half way into it and England only comes when he wants to but you've been here all day having fun with me and I can honestly say, I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a zombie apocalypse with."

Just then Switzerland and England busted in through America's doors ready to kick his ass when they heard his sappy little sentence to Liechtenstein, for they were on the couch in the living room where the front door was located. At that moment the bright waves of joy that were eradiating from the bodies of Liechtenstein and America blinded England and Switzerland, so they walked behind the sofa and looked at them.

"Wanker, what are you doing with Liechtenstein?!" England leant over the sofa and looked at the T.v and watched as Liechtenstein killed zombie after zombie.

"Yo Iggy, me and Li are playing Left 4 Dead want to join?" America motioned for him to grab a controller which he did but then proceeded to throw it at America's head; it connected.

"No, you sod, I hate this game, and who the BLOODY HELL is Li?"

From the ground America pointed to Liechtenstein. "That's Li, the best girl gamer in the world, and my best friend from here on out! And we're going to sit and play games until I win against her!"

"Like hell." Pointing his rifle at America Switzerland grabbed Liechtenstein from the sofa and hoisted her over his shoulder. "Her name is Liechtenstein!" After shooting the Ps3 , TV and one of the wireless controllers on the floor Switzerland turned and began to walk away, on his back Liechtenstein waved goodbye to America.

"Her name wasn't Li…she lied to me?! And now I can't play games or watch porn in my living room!?" Grabbing hand fulls of his hair with both hands, in a distraught fashion, America yelled no towards the roof and fainted from an overwhelming feeling of loss and hurt.

England position America in the standard anal receiver position and proceeded to ram his leather shoe up his back area. Then he went home and drank some tea and watched Dr. Who.

The end

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-sigh- well, that's over with and done, probably will get a flame and some mean PMS calling me a stupid mcdumby face! Oh well, Flame/review/comment/that other option. d (^_^)b anyways on tho the next chap babe