Jenny made it to her locker after screaming at people who stated that they were going to 'beat the shit outta her and her friends for beating up their boss.' She just rolled her eyes and yelled at them to 'Get outta my fucking way before I beat the shit outta you!' They ran off scared as they gazed into her eyes, seeing them turn from navy blue to their deadly red color. She shoved all the gifts in a hidden compartment in her locker. All but the hand stitched Kyubi plushie.
'Sup my homies? Anyway I better run to the bathroom and change outta my jeans and into my skirt. Or just stand here and talk to this person headed towards me. I hope that's not the principal! I thought that the principal was a man, not a women! Oh Kami! I'm screwed. It's probably about the fight I had with that gang's boss. Okay, just calm down and tell truth or the half-truth or even lie! First listen to what she has to say, then freak out and lie.
"Ohayo, Principal-san." Jenny said with the world's fakest smile on her face as she pulled her hand out of her locker after shutting the secret compartment. The women had blond hair styled in two pigtails with her bangs split in half, framing either side of her face, she had hazel colored eyes, a purple diamond tattooed on her forehead, and pale skin. The principal did the same to Jenny, taking in her outfit and making note of the jacket and jeans. "You're not wearing the correct uniform." Tsunade said.
Jenny rolled her eyes and unzipped her jacket and held up her skirt. "Oh. Well then, I suggest that you... GAKI! What are you doing! Get over here now!" Tsunade started to say but stopped as a blue, black, and yellow blur sped past them. At that Jenny turned around and followed Tsunade's gaze and saw her friend about to walk into a nearby classroom.
The boy looked up from his run and saw Tsunade waking toward him. "Oh fuck. Tsunade-Baa Chan, I thought you were running later this morning! And where's Jiraiya-Jiji?"
"DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT!" Tsunade screamed.
Jenny ran and tackled the boy to the floor, which in tun caused him to yell. "What the hell?! Get off of me you ass... Oh. It's you." he said. Jenny slapped him playfully and pulled him up off the floor. "Of course it's me! Who else would it be?!" she said.
'Ello. As you can see I just tackled my friend to the floor. He's used to it. This is Naru-chan. He has blond hair, blue eyes, and tan skin. He also has three whisker like marks on his cheeks, he likes to play pranks, and eat ramen. Naruto is fun to be around. Like me and my family, he's an orphan too. But he lives with his god-mother and father. Tsunade is his godmother and she may look like she's 35 but she's not. She's really 53. Bye!
"I don't know. Maybe 'Miji, After all he seems to be really hyper in the morning."
"Whatever. So tell me, what kick ass prank did you pull today?" What they didn't know was that Sasuke was about to walk into his classroom, when Jenny tackled Naruto to the floor. He stopped and followed the principal to where Jenny and her friend were. Tsunade bopped Naruto on his head and glared. "Gaki, what did you do? If you did anything to anyone, I swear that you'll have detention for the rest of the school year, help out with the planing for the prom, and help the janitors clean every single bathroom in this building!"
"Oh no. It's king bitchy himself." Jenny murmured. Sasuke looked at her and took in her appearance. "You didn't put on the correct uniform again? I told you what would happen if you didn't put on the school uniform." Jenny glared and clenched her teeth. She pulled her coat open a bit wider to show off the uniform's top and held up the skirt once again. Then to piss off Naruto a bit, she pointed to him. "I was about to go get changed when I saw this moron running past. I rode my bike to school."
Oh...It's you. Right. Me, Naruto, and a few others in our group of friends learned sign language. If we got in to trouble or just want to talk if being disciplined we would do that. Let's see what Naruto has to say to me today. U h-a-v-e a b-i-k-e? L-u-c-k-y! W-h-y a-r-e u w-e-a-r-i-n-g t-h-e s-c-h-o-o-l u-n-i-f-o-r-m? I t-h-o-u-g-h-t u h-a-t-e-d t-h-e s-c-h-o-o-l-s u-n-i-f-o-r-m? I w-e-n-t i-n t-h-e g-i-r-l-s b-a-t-h-r-o-o-m a-n-d p-a-i-n-t-e-d t-h-e m-i-r-r-o-r-s r-e-d.
And to translate in to real words: You have a bike? Lucky! Why are you wearing the school uniform? I thought you hated the school's uniform? I went into the girl's bathroom and painted the mirrors red. And for my reply: I g-o-t t-h-e b-i-k-e o-n m-y e-i-g-h-t-e-e-n-t-h b-i-r-t-h-d-a-y. I h-a-v-e t-o w-e-a-r t-h-e u-n-i-f-o-r-m c-a-u-s-e i-f I d-o-n-t m-y i-p-o-d w-i-l-l b-e t-a-k-e-n a-w-a-y. T-h-a-t a-n-d I w-o-n-t g-e-t t-h-e n-e-w g-a-m-e t-h-a-t I w-a-n-t. I-t-s o-u-t t-o-d-a-y.
And for foxy to translate: I got the bike on my eighteenth birthday. I have to wear the uniform cause if I don't my i-pod will be taken away. That and I won't the the new game that I want. It's out today. Naruto gave me a barely noticeable nod. But only a trained eye would catch it. Anyway... ttyl!
Tsunade left and went to go and find other misbehaving students to bother. Sasuke nodded. "And usaratonkachi, I thought that you were going to be like my imoto shimai and not even bother with the uniform. Amazing that you aren't following her example." Naruto glared and lunged at Sasuke. Jenny grabbed him from behind and held him back. "If your insulting your own sister, I'll kill you! Jen, let me go so I can kick his pretty ass in to the dirt!." Sasuke left with a smirk on his face. Naruto was still struggling when Jenny almost let him go. (Keyword: almost) He stopped when he heard to male voices say: "Man, you're so troublesome." and "Jesus Christ! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"Shikamaru? Kyodai? What're you doing here?" Jenny asked, hearing the familiar voices of her older brother and his friend.
Hey bitches. I'm back. The two people there are my brother and our friend. Shikamaru is just a 'lazy bastard' as Ino-ane chan calls him. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He has an IQ over 200 and he goes to this school. He told his mom that it would be 'Troublesome to switch out just when school started.' I still don't under stand why he won't go to an advance school. He's apart of the chess team because it doesn't 'use much brain power.' The other kid there, it's my older brother, Toshiro. He has white hair, icey blue eyes, and is part of the fencing team. He's really really good. And Naruto is part of the Art club. He's an amazing artist! He did a full sketch of me sitting in the nearby park while I was reading a book. He even colored it in! I still have it. I'm apart of at least three or four different clubs. I take part in the fencing, archery, music, and art clubs. In fencing I can never beat Toshiro, in archery, I can beat my friend, Kagome, in music the manger said I have the best voice out of all of us, and in art, my skills are as good as Naruto's! But his are better. Later!
"Jen. We have to get to class soon. I ran into Toshiro on my way over here." Shikamaru said. She, in turn, cocked her head to the side in question. Toshiro shook his head. "We followed the yelling." Jenny's mouth opened in a silent 'Oh.'
"Kyodai, this is my moron of a friend, Naruto. Naruto, this is my kyodai, Toshiro." Naruto tapped her in the back of the head for calling him a moron. Toshiro nodded at him. "I'd like it if you didn't address me as part of the Uchiha's. My family's last name was Hitsugaya."
"Let's go! You know what sensei does to students who are late." said Shikamaru, letting off his two-cents.
"Yeah, Yeah. Ja mata, Kyodai!"
"See ya soon Toshiro!"
"Jenny! Stay out of trouble today!" Toshiro shouted as Jenny, Naruto, and Shikamaru ran up the stairs.
"Yeah! Sure thing. But you know that's impossible. Trouble follows me, no matter where I go!" she yelled to her brother.
The school has four floors. Our homeroom is on the third floor. It's 3-C. Time to deal with a late sensei, rowdy kids, and the smells of cologne and perfume. Ugh...
Do be nice and drop a line for me, will you? Remember: Reviews fuel me to update all stories faster! Send me your thoughts and you'll get what you all want. Okay? The words used in this chapter my seem unfamiliar. That's because they are. They're Japanese. These are from both chapters one and two. And here are the meanings.
Gaki: Brat, Kids, or Ghoul. Tsunade calls Naruto, Jenny, and all their friends this. Because Naruto is Tsunade's Godson, He has taken to calling her 'Tsunade-Baa Chan.'
Kyodai: Brother
Usaratonkachi: Total moron
Imoto Shimai: Little sister
Ohayo: Good Morning
Kyubi: Nine-Tailed
Ane: Older
Ja Mata: See you later (The REAL phrase. Not 'Ja ne')
Kagome: Though it is the name of the reincarnated Kikyo, It's used in a Japanese children's chant and it means 'lost.'
Naruto: Steamed Fish Cake
Shikamaru: It's two words for one name. Shika: Deer. Maru: Boy's name, circle, zero, money, full, perfection, and purity
Sensei: Teacher
Chan: Suffix for a familiar female person
San: Mr. or Mrs. Acid, three, sun, or 'cut down.'
Uchiha: This was changed from 'uchiwa.' Uchiwa translates into fan, moderate, private matter, and family circle.
Ichigo: Strawberry or One Word
Itachi: Weasel, Skunk, Mink, and Ermine
Kyo: Cry, Pride, Big, Large, and Great.
Orihime: Women textile worker.
Momo: Peach, Thigh, Femur.
Sakura: Decoy, Cherry Blossom, and Cherry Tree
Hinata: Sunny place or In The Sun.
Kiba: Tusk, Fang, Lumberyard, and horse-riding.
Tsume: Claw, Talon, Hoof, Stuffing, Packing, Fingernail, or toenail
Hana: Flower, Petal, Nose, Edge, Tip, Point, and End
Akamaru: Same as Shikamaru's name. It's two words throw together to make a name. Aka means Red, Scarlet, Bloody, subfamily, suborder, dirt, and filth. Maru means Circle, Zero, Money, a boy's name, full, perfection, and purity.
Mikoto: Lord, Prince, or Words of A ruler.
Ichi: One. Jenny's nickname for Ichigo.
Naru: Jenny's nickname for Naruto. Naru means To Become, To be use of, to reach to, to change, to sound, to ring, to resound, to echo, and to roar.
Gozaimasu: This adds an element of politeness required in a formal situation & in conversations with new acquaintances. It can also be used when speaking with friends.
Genki Desuka: How are you?
Akumu: Nightmare or Bad Dream
Neko: Cat
Haisuku-ru: High School
Oni: Demon
Tenma: Demon
That's all the meanings. Wow. That's a lot of Japanese words. Now if you all don't mind, I'm going to fix a stupid translation in chapter one. Thank you all so much for reading! Please Read & Review! As said in chapter one: All flames will be either A) used to cook ramen and s'mores or B) will be burned in my family's fireplace with an Aim-a-Flame.
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