If season 4 has a paintball episode, this is how it should be.
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Paintball III: Live by the Paint, Die by the Paint
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When June rolls around, the Greendale Seven know they have to do something special. Annie and Shirley are graduating, Jeff's been out in the real world for five months, and the four-year land mark has arrived.
So they decide to play paintball. A friendly game, to celebrate their journey together.
Of course, the Dean will never allow the campus to be destroyed again lest it risk his job "for REALSIES this time!", and no unaccountable conspiracies kick off a convenient contest of crazies. Without the necessary pretext, how will their hi-jinks unfold?
"Relax, Abed, I booked us a few hours at the paintball grounds out past the freeway," says Jeff, right before gifting them with yet another micro-speech about the importance of vice and violence in every true friendship.
That's how it goes down: the terrible day of revelations.
Just the seven of them, alone in the dark woods. Human hunting human. Every secret will be revealed, every dark temptation indulged. Every petty fight will rise to the surface no matter how loudly Troy screams about it. There will be betrayals and there will be alliances and maybe—okay—yes—someone may get a hickey.
The study group will learn, once and for all, who among them is truly the King of the Jungle.
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(Between the trees...under the dappled light...El Tigre is watching.)