K&PxRWBY Soul Food

As the sun hung over Remnant Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang sat at the table of their favorite diner in the City of Vale. They all sat reading through the menus in front of them. As the waitress approached them, she looked to be about the same age as the girls, maybe a bit older.

"Hello and welcome to Sugarback's Diner! may I know what you'd like to drink?" The girl seemed awfully upbeat that seemed to bring Team RWBY into a cheerier mood. Yang was the first to reply.

"I think we'll skip out on drinks, can we order our food right now?"

"Of course, what would you all like?" The girl said with her notepad and pencil out.

"I'll have a tuna salad please" said Blake with the stereotypical tuna order. The waitress quickly jotted down the order. Next was Weiss' order.

"I think I'll just have the pancake combo with a side of cereal." After the waitress finished jotting Weiss' order she asked Yang.

"Can I have a chicken fried steak with gravy?" said Yang with by far the most filling meal. Last was Ruby.

"May I have the baked beef short ribs with some corn bread?" said Ruby innocently. She always enjoyed this diner's ribs, no matter the time of day. However Yang suddenly felt like her baby sister just one upped her. She can't let that happen in front of her teammates. As the waitress finished jotting down the orders Yang interjected.

"Oh uh, you know what, I think I'll also have some corn bread. Oh! And maybe some of your amazing hot wings!" said Yang happily, knowing she just beat out Ruby for most food. Ruby looked at her through slit eyes, processing what just occurred. Just like a Grimm encounter Ruby analyzed the situation and had one solution to her current problem. Order more.

"All right will that be all?" said the waitress. Weiss was the first to speak up.

"No that will be a-"

"Actually Weiss that won't be all..." said Ruby without looking to her partner, instead staring at Yang as their order war continued. "You can scratch off everything I said before, miss. I'll have some..." At this point Ruby was just looking at the menu on her lap because she didn't know much food outside what she usually ordered. She was basically just saying different entrees and meals at this point. "... Some fried red snapper..." As Ruby went down the list she looked for any words that sounded complex to make her order seem more sophisticated than her sister's. "And some Okra and a side of chili." Ruby finally finished. Turning back to Yang she crossed her arms and smirked in victory. Beat that, Sis! The waitress accepted the order and began walking away before Yang stopped her.

"Do you guys have ham hocks?" Yang said with a purely serious tone. Blake and Weiss looked at Yang like she was crazy. a whole ham hock? Yang couldn't eat a whole ham hock... Could she?

"Of course, we have ham hocks."

"Alright I would like a plate of Ham hocks, deep fried, blackened, and served on a bed of mustard greens." Yang said before she stuck her tongue out at her sister. Weiss just sat there with her hand pinching the bridge of her nose while Blake was looking out the window, trying to avert her attention from Ruby and Yang. Before the waitress could reply Ruby raised her voice.

"Pig feet" Her team looked at her as Blake and Weiss gave a mutual face palm as Yang's jaw dropped. "I want pig feet and four pounds of grits." Ruby wasn't sure if that was even on the menu, she forgot about that awhile ago, her full attention was at beating Yang, even if common sense was thrown out the window. Ruby continued. "And I also want a small yogurt cup of lard."

"Alright." Yang slammed her hand on the table to get the waitress's attention. "I just remembered what I wanted, a bowl of mosquitoes." Ruby was livid, Yang was copying her technique of naming random junk." Not the tiny ones either I want the big ones you find down at the swamps of Mistral." Yang said with a smile plastered across her face. Ruby was getting serious, this was going downhill for her, she had to act.

"Um miss, can you please get me a rusty bucket full of fish heads wrapped in razor wire?" The waitress looked at her wide eyed.

"Donkey teeth." Yang said.

"Donkey teeth!?" Said Team RWB and the waitress.

"Yep, I want donkey teeth, straight out of a donkey's mouth." Thinking it over for a second Yang continued. "You know what, screw it, any animal tooth will do. I want it in honey glaze fried with some fatback in an old tin coffee can."

"Alright forget everything I've said up to this point right now." Ruby said to the waitress as she looked at Yang. "Bring me some dandelion greens, a cow hip, and a doggy's face. And I would like it if you could wrap all of that in an old magazine and serve it to me in a shoe box that recently had a cat sleep in it."

"Ok I Want a platter of stork ankles, an old cellar door, a possum spine..." Yang was sure to lean in to Ruby's face for the last request. "...And a human foot!" Blake and Weiss looked at each other with raised eyebrows as Ruby stared at Yang wide-eyed. The waitress felt the need to defuse the tension.

"Ma'am, did you say you want a human foot?"

Yang looked at her, just realizing what she said. "Um... yes?"

The waitress looked at them both. "I have just one question for you two..." Ruby and Yang looked down to their laps and then at each other with wide eyes like they were in trouble. "Would you like gravy on that cellar door?" Yang looked at the woman with her mouth agape.

"uh, uh, um, sure. Of course! What's a cellar door without gravy?" Yang said in a cheerful tone.

"It wouldn't be food, haha!" Ruby answered, accepting her order war defeat.

Blake and Weiss stared at Ruby and Yang as they sat in front of their 'Special' meals. Ruby looked at the assorted grotesqueness wrapped in a magazine in a shoebox while Yang stared at her cellar door with stork ankles and a possum spine, topped with gravy of course. They didn't think they'd actually get what they ordered.

"I'm never coming with you two block heads to a restaurant again." Weiss said, breaking the sisters from their trance.

"Agreed." said Blake.

Ok, This was already written but it has now been moved to the Official K&PxRWBY fanfic. Thanks for your continued support!

~Grimm