"Heh-Heh…," Kisame snickered as he filled up 20 spray bottles with weed killer. "Bring it on Zetsu!"

In Zetsu's Room

"…We will win…," Zetsu muttered to himself as he sat there thinking up ways to kill Eric.

"Hey Zetsu un! It's Deidara can I come in un?" Deidara asked pounding on Zetsu's door.

"…What could he want?" his black side thought out loud.

"I don't know…yes you may come in," Zetsu's white side replied.

"Thanks un," Deidara said as he walked into the room. He could just barely make out the dim outline of Zetsu sitting on the bed.

"What do you want?" Zetsu asked in a bored tone.

"…REVENGE UN!!" Deidara yelled tackling the other Akatsuki member.

"Hey!!...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Zetsu screamed as Deidara tied him up with lights.

"You! You threw out my hair dryer!" Deidara yelled as he started to drag him out the door.

"What are you going to do with me?" Zetsu growled.

"You're going to be our new Christmas tree," Deidara said smiling evilly.

"Whaaat?!...but...but…," Zetsu yelled shocked.

Flashback

"DEIDARA-SENPAI!!!!" Tobi yelled bursting into the blonde's room.

"What is it Tobi un?" Deidara asked sighing as Sasori rolled off of him.

"Tomorrow's Christmas!" Tobi replied excitedly.

"…Christmas?" Sasori asked.

"Yup...but there's just one problem…," Tobi said his head drooping.

"What un?" Deidara questioned curiously.

"I can't find a tree!" Tobi whined.

"A…tree…a tree…a tree…of course un! That's it un!" Deidara yelled excitedly jumping up. "Don't worry Tobi un. I'll get a tree for you un."

"Really?! Oh thank you senpai!" Tobi replied trying to hug the blonde.

"Now go tell the others un," Deidara said pushing Tobi out of the room.

"Deidara what's with that evil smirk?" Sasori questioned his lover raising an eyebrow.

"Revenge is sweet un…I'm off to go get the tree un!" Deidara yelled racing out of the room leaving behind a bored Sasori.

End Flashback

"Perfect un!" Deidara exclaimed smirking as he stuffed Zetsu's mouth with red tinsel. Zetsu couldn't scream at the blonde so he settled for glaring at him.

"OH! Senpai it's so beautiful!" Tobi squealed racing up to Deidara. "I sent an invitation to Orochimaru!"

"…Tobi un…," Deidara said his one eye flashing.

"Yes?" Tobi asked confused.

"…Why did you do that un?" Deidara questioned him fairly calmly.

"So he could get into the Christmas festivities too!" Tobi replied.