A/N: Fanks for the gud reviews guiz and to thoze who were mean to uz - we lurve u to betches! We luv u sah much we pusted anther chupter. Suk on dat.

I waz fre fallen from the ski – evythin aroun me was movan sa quakly but alas! I hand lended on somethan – it wos Hegrid and Buck-Beat! Bot they ain't gust fliing …

Dey waz maken luuuuurve! It turnt out tht I hd fellen on Hairgrid's beard inttertwineed with Back-Beak's fethers. I wus frazen in dat mement end slightly arosed.

"WOT CHU DOING HERE DANDILLION!? JOIN OR DIE!" Hairgrid yelled at mi seeducktivelly.

"Squak! Sqauk!" Chriped Butt-Beark.

I dident no whot to do. Purt of meh want to join in wit the debaucherries but I waz also lik 'yuck. No way I am fuckign Hairgrid!'. I stoped mysulf before I ded somethan stupid and made dem stop too and put meh down.

"Surry to intrerupt Hairgrid, fanks for putting meh dawn near ur cabin." I sed shyly.

He grunted sexily and unhappily and flow awai wit Buck-Beak. No dowt two bang ageain. I workled slawly up da hell to get ta Hagwarts but den I saw tew figures walking wit somthan smell at ets leg. Dey were men. I tink. 1 od dem, he hed long blac hair det wen down to is shouldfers and wore a blac cape. Der oder mans whit skin and blon hair was sparklan in da dark. Dey wer walken hend in hand. Frm far I thugt they wers pretty hawt but den they reveled thermselves.

It was Snap wit Carlisle and der pet Chihuahua Jacob!

"Whut da frcuk ar u doing her!1?" I sed to them twirlian mah hair wit a funger.

"WHAT R WE DOAN HERE? WUT R U DO-AN?" Snap yelped as hid Chihuahua ran round in octagons. Carlis put a noien hend on Snap's shulder.

"Tak her to Dumbler"

I gasped and run buckwards ento …. THE FORBIDDEN FORREST!

I was runnen, and runnen, and ramen. Pufferd out I lent agunst a tree. Wut der hell hed I got myself ento?

Al of a sodden I herd a noiz in te forretz.

It wos gattin loder and loder til it waz rite in frunt of mi eyez.

I culd nut belieb it. In frunt of mi wuz a trol. It wos abut 27 mtres tall an has a big bubly noise! Ter was a jient boger hanging ou of it.

The trol snifed mi out and lungged for mi.

I scremmed for mi liff!

My screeem wus drowned ot by this sund of ti troll scremming. Sumone had savd me. I tuned arUND AN MY HeRoo wos stoodin ther. It twas…