Draco found himself highly amused as he flipped the page to the next chapter.

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz

"I think you say 'fangz' because you're a vampire," Draco said smartly. "And it means 'thanks', right? Merlin, I'm going mad, I'm talking to a book...Father'll kill me...don't tell him, DAMN IT!"

Draco was going a bit crazy.

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"Please," Draco begged. "Learn to speak English properly! No one speaks with that vernacular."

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"Er...I would flame your story if I got the chance."

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Draco laughed again. "Look at all those X's...is that a 666? Blimey...what does that even mean?"

The next day I woke up in my bedroom.

Draco felt a little confused. "Where else would you wake up? On the street?" Draco began to chuckle at his own joke.

It was snowing and raining again.

"Oh Merlin! What's with the snow and rain? I know Hogwarts has weird weather, but not that weird!"

I opened the door of my coffin

"Couldn't you have died in there? That would have been funny..." Draco stopped himself before he thought about death any longer. That reminded him of the Dark Lord, and he didn't want to have to deal with that right now. Wasn't that the reason he was reading this ridiculousness at the moment in time?

and drank some blood from a bottle I had.

"Oh, of course," Draco said, waving his arm dismissively. "We all just have blood lying around in bottles everywhere...er, what kind of blood?"

My coffin was black ebony

Draco raised his brow. "Not ebony black, then? Does that mean it's a different shade of black than your hair? Can black even be different shades? And isn't ebony black anyway?"

and inside it was hot pink velvet

"That would hurt my eyes," Draco reckoned.

with black lace on the ends.

Draco noted that the coffin was a rather fancy coffin, but quite unlike the one the Malfoys would use...

I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt

"Oh yes. MCR, your favourite...er...well, it 'rox' as you so eloquently put it. Why would you even where a huge shirt? Wouldn't it, like, fall off?"

which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

"Bloody hell! Do you ever stop with the clothing descriptions!"

My friend,

"Who would want to be friends with you?" Draco asked, although his heart sank with the realization of what was happening every moment of his life. He didn't exactly have that many real friends either.

Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!)

"I really don't like these notes in the middle of your story," Draco said matter-of-factly. "And you named a character after your editor?"

woke up then and grinned at me.

"Would she have slept and then grinned at you? I mean, come on, your thicker than the ginger!" Draco exclaimed, looking quite shocked that anyone could be dafter than Weasley (boy # 6).

She flipped her long waist-length raven

"Oh, and that's how she was named, right?" Draco asked knowingly. This story was becoming rather predictable.

black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes.

"Woah, woah, woah!" Draco looked rather creeped out. "She woke up, but her eyes were shut, then she grinned at you, and then opened her eyes? How did you - oh, just don't ask."

She put on her Marilyn Manson

"Her who?" Draco automatically looked over to the side, where he found a picture of the 'celebrity'. "Damn her and these weird Muggles!"

t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots.

"Oh. My. Merlin," Draco said. "Quit with the bloody clothing descriptions already!"

We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

"I still don't get why you need white foundation when you already have pale skin."

"OMFG,

"Who talks like that? Like they say the letters or try and say that like a word?" Draco pondered on the fact for a couple minutes.

I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly.

Draco couldn't help but laugh. "I know I'm amazing, but don't you have better things to talk about? Good to know some Gryffindors like me..."

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Oh no. No, no, no, no, no," Draco started to dread what was possibly coming next.

"Do you like Draco?"she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room

"AAH! Which fool gave you permission to get into Slytherin, huh? Which one of you?" Draco was coming close to hysteria. "My father will hear about this!"

and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

"...Right. I don't like you either!" Draco said. "But, for the record, I have a feeling your in denial. May Merlin help me."

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed.

"Damn. I have to admit the Willow girl is about as smart as me...this is sad."

Just then, Draco walked up to me.

"Look at me!" Draco said, smacking his hand against his forehead. "Appearing out of nowhere, just to where Ebony is! Behold my powers, Merlin!"

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied

"What a riveting conversation," Draco couldn't help but mutter.

flirtily.

Draco mimed vomiting, half expecting laughter, but it wasn't received, seeing as the room was both empty and hidden.

Then a thought occurred to him. "How do you even say 'hi' flirtatiously?"

No one answered.

"Guess what." he said.

"Oh Merlin, call her a Mudblood and move on, me!" Draco advised. "And put a bloody question mark at the end of your statement!"

"What?" I asked.

"Good Merlin, I knew you were talking. It's only you and I in the room...and Willow, but she's kind of a silent idiot. Unfortunately having a bit more sense than you."

"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.

"Don't I have anything better to do than to keep track of Muggle concerts playing in Hogsmeade?!" Draco was insulted. "Insult her, God damn it!"

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!"

Draco was taken aback, and attempted to 'speak' to Ebony rationally. "Calm yourself. It's just a band."

I screamed.

"Please don't."

I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

Draco started to seem a little worried. "And I know this because...?"

"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.

"Oh Merlin. Me, you are so stupid! How could you like that girl?" Draco decided to apply a Muggle tactic, and crossed his fingers in prayer. "Please say no, please say no..."

I gasped.

She didn't.

But she didn't say yes either!

"Damn Muggle tactics! They never work!" Draco said. "I should have used my wand!"

Draco felt that he just had to see what happened next during their 'date'.

Moony's A/N: Thank you to those who reviewed. Any thoughts or commentary on my story?