Minxy: Before we begin, I'd like to thank all who've read this story so far. It's really an honor to know that people enjoy the crap I write. In this chapter, we'll be introduced to yet another member of Poo's ever growing harem. Will she be any better than Jin? Perhaps she is but I am personally disappointed. Anyways, on to the story! Also, leave a review if you want.

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This was supposed to be a luxury, the prince's first concubine. At first she seemed perfect with her childish looks and the fact that she was a tsundere. He didn't mind how she pushed him away often nor did he seem to care how needlessly violent she was. But as days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months, it finally became clear to Poo that he won't be able to eat and drink of his love. But instead of going slower and taking his time to know the girl as a person, he did what any wuss would do and went speaking to his father about getting another woman.

His father obliged but just to get this hormonal wimp to shut up. Would you blame him though? I know that I wouldn't want to listen to a voice that breaks easier than glass. But anyways, his father allowed him to add another woman to his concubinage. Only this time, the boy could go out and pick whatever woman he desired. Well, except for the ones who were pock-marked and deformed as well as the ones who were common and literate.

And so, one night, the young boy put on his finest cloth and went to the House of Diamonds which just so happens to be the same tea house where his father got most of his concubines. It was a large two-storey building that was not too far from the Palace of Dalaam. I'd tell you more about how this place looked, but nobody cares about that. The only thing that matters here are the sexy women.

Poo happened to be fortunate enough to be given the table next to pictures of women. More specifially, the women who worked nights. The most beautiful woman caught his eye. An extravagantly dressed woman with large breasts and long purple hair. Her eye large cat-like eyes were darker than her hair. Poo didn't care whether he was her first or her hundredth, she got big boobs.

But when he had the opportunity to have his fill of her, he was suddenly shy and decided that he wouldn't have her until the matter was arranged. It was because he had arrived, the haughty, rich and extremely attractive Jiajin Gang. For as long as he could remember, Jiajin was the bane of his existence. Jiajin always made fun of Poo and was one hell of a womanizer. Poo knew that if he was caught in here, Jiajin will take the buxom beauty away from him. Thankfully, he got out before he could be seen.

As soon as he returned to the palace, he was greeted by Jin Tai. It was anything but pleasant.

"You baka!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, "Where is it?"

"What?" Poo questioned.

Jin spoke forth, "You should know, you pervert! My pantsu is gone and I know that you have it!"

"W-what? No no no! I-I don't have your pantsu!"

"Is that so? Then why are you stuttering? And why are you sweating too?" Jin folded her arms and huffed.

Poo took out what he assumed to be a white handkerchief and began to wipe the sweat off his forehead, "Well, uh, it's because I was working out! Yeah, that's it! Guys gotta work out, ya know."

Jin looked at Poo's handkerchief and let out a scream.

"What's wrong?" Poo asked. Realising that she was looking at the handkerchief, he looked at it too. Words cannot describe how he felt when he realized that his handkerchief was really Jin's pantsu.

"I KNEW IT! YOU PERVERTED BAKA! TAKE THIS!" Jin roared.

"W-wait! I didn't... " Before he could finish, Poo was punched into the highest Heaven by Jin's little but firm hand.

With the matter arranged and yet another extravagant procession, Poo had a second concubine in a young woman named Bao-Hua. When she arrived, she passed Poo straight and let herself be escorted into her room. Bao-Hua was much more interested in the new lavish lifestyle that was handed to her instead of the boy who made it possible. So for the rest of the day Bao-Hua dabbled with sweetmeats and fine delicacies, indulge in gambling and chattered amongst Emperor Feng's concubines while Poo waited for the woman who would never come to him for that day.

When Poo finally came to the realisation that Bao-Hua would not appear before him, he began to cry.

"Why do girls hate me?" He whined.

"Because you have to be the biggest wuss in Dalaam!"

"Huh?" Poo exclaimed, "Who said that?"

The voice replied, "Do not act like you don't know who said that, prince lecher."

Poo groaned as he turned to the tall gilded mirror in his room. It has been covered by that red quilt for a while now. He thought that it might be able to shut him up. And it seemed to work but it appears it was only because he decided that he had nothing to say. Poo walked up to the mirror and pulled the quilt off. There he stood, the reason why Poo had covered the mirror in the first place, with his arms folded and his fierce red eyes piercing Poo's soul.

When he looked at his 'reflection', Poo was suddenly reminded of another reason why he had covered the mirror. He was a short, slim and plain looking boy while his 'reflection' on the other hand was tall, muscular with a lithe and handsome. Poo always felt insignificant when he looked at the other Poo because he was a reminder of what he could be if he tried to become better.

"You're mean!" Poo cried.

The other Poo shrugged his shoulders and then answered, "But it is better to be mean than to be like you."

"Hey!"

The other Poo let out a hoarse laugh and changed the subject, "Why have you brought another woman into the palace?"

"What's wrong with that?"

"So many bad things can happen when you have multiple women competing for your affection," the Other Poo's expression changed to one of sorrow, "I should know... I'm sorry but I do not want to talk about it."

Poo said, "It's not like you'd help me anyways. Your advice never works."

"You hardly ever take my advice at all. That's why you're still in school when you should be a scholar by now."

Poo remained silent.

Then the other Poo said, "I will give you advice about maintaining your concubinage. It just might save a life."

Poo listened to the other Poo but he did not heed his advice. Jin and Bao-Hua were, after all, only women. There was no way they could possibly think of doing any sort of harm to each other. So Poo let them go about their merry way with no rules to set them straight.

And it was around this time that Jiajin Gang began to be a problem for Poo once again. He came one day while Poo was studying under a quince tree to show off a new woman he had charmed. Poo did not want to deal with Jiajin so he just pretended that he didn't know he was there.

"Greetings, prince Dung," Jiajin sneered, "still a virgin?"

Poo begged, "please, leave me alone."

"But you must simply see this new woman," Jiajin insisted.

"Well, I have two concubines!" Poo cried.

Jiajin laughed, "I can bet my life you only have them because your father felt sorry for you! I can't imagine a woman actually liking you."

"Stop!" It was only then that Poo looked up and he found that the woman was a busty purple-haired beauty. It was Bao-Hua! Poo felt is heart break into pieces that will never go back together again. After all he had done for her, this is how she would repay him? And Bao-Hua stood there pretending that she didn't know Poo at all. Noticing how hurt Poo was, Jiajin began to make fun of him. Poo felt like crying. Suddenly, the other Poo began to speak to him from the deep depths of his subconscious.

"So, you are just going to let this pervert get away with taking one of your women?" He roared.

"There's nothing I can do," Poo muttered.

The other Poo replied right away, "That is complete nonsense! You should know about Jiajin's double standards!"

"What double standard?" Poo questioned.

"Despite having affairs with multiple women, Jiajin hates it when a woman has multiple partners," the other Poo explained.

It was at that moment that Poo got on his feet with newfound confidence. Jiajin was shocked at this. Poo was would never look so confident. What was going on?

"Now you've reached a new low, Jiajin Gang!" Poo said mockingly, "You're looking for whores to divert you!"

"What?" Jiajin looked at Bao-Hua who was no paralyzed with fear.

Poo continued, "That's right. Bao-Hua is a whore that I bought from the House of Diamonds. I may not have touched her but plenty of other men have had their fill of her."

"I don't believe you!" Jiajin fumed.

Bao-Hua cried out suddenly, "Don't listen to this kid, Jiajin dear! I do not know him nor do I know about the House of Diamonds!"

"I'll put you back in the House of Diamonds for that, " Poo threatened, "but don't worry about it. Jiajin would be more than happy to buy you, wouldn't he?"

Bao-Hua looked at Jiajin with tears ready to run down her face, "You don't believe him, do you?"

Jiajin looked at Bao-Hua with newfound disgust, "I am not taking the chances!"

And with that Jiajin went running and left Bao-Hua behind. Poo laughed. He has never felt so alive since he came to this world. Bao-Hua stood there, looking at Jiajin running into the distance until she could no longer see him. Then she turned to Poo with vengeance and slapped him into kingdom come.

"I knew I should've ignored him!" Poo cried.

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Chibi: If you're looking for a fanfic that's much better than this, read Kisu Shitemo Ii?! It's the new fanfic I told you about in the last chapter! It's...

Minxy: Wait, wait, wait! Hold the phone! This isn't the fanfic you've told us about.

Chibi: And how would you know that?

Minxy: I've read what you've written so far and it has nothing to do with Salvia getting pregnant. In fact, it's not a Kirby fanfic at all. It's an Earthbound fanfic.

Chibi: Well, I'm writing this and Salvia's pregnant.

Minxy: Oh really? Okay then. This should be easy for you.

Chibi: That's because I'm a good writer.

Minxy: I should get a dollar for everytime you lie to yourself.

Chibi: I AM NOT LYING TO MYSELF!