Truth or Dare with the Marauders
Chapter 2: Round One
"Truth" muttered Peter
"Ah! So truth it is! Well my fellow friends what should we ask?" James exclaimed
"Ask him about his crush!" suggested Sirius
"Ask him about what he sees in Mice!" suggested Remus
"Oh very nice Sirius! We should ask him about his crush! So peter who is your crush that you love wholeheartedly?" James asked.
Peter whimpered and muttered something. He did not seem to want to confess about his love. Admittedly though, Peter was always a shy person.
"Huh? Speak up Peter. We didn't hear you." Sirius said his mouth twitching to keep from laughing.
"Serverus" Peter whispered so softly that it was barely audible
"What? Speak up!" James bellowed "Like this!"
"Serverus!" Peter said a bit louder
"WHAT!!" Sirius James and Remus roared together "You mean SNAPE!?!"
"And how long have you like him?" James asked blood boiling inside him. How could he have a friend who like Snape or for correct terms loves Snape?
"Since we arrived at Hogwarts" Peter said face turning radish red. Everyone else disgusted they decided to leave the subject and move on to the next person.
"Sirius, Truth or Dare?" James said his blood still boiling a little.
"Dare!" Sirius said to three very unsurprised people.
" I think we should-" began Peter but was cut off by an angry look from James simply telling him to shut up
"Sirius I dare you to do something back in transfiguration class tomorrow and then talk back to Mcgonagall when she gives you a telling off." Remus said.
"Ah wonderful idea! I am all in for this task!" Sirius said grinning
…
(Next Day in Transfiguration Class)
"Do it now!" James whispered
BOOM! The glass vial that Sirius was supposed to be transforming suddenly exploded with such force that some of the shards of glass blew into Mcgonagall's hair.
"Mr. Black!" Mcgonagall screeched pulling shards of glass out of her hair. "What on earth are you doing?!"
"Um I'm sorry but is this a trick question? I mean are you that stupid to not know what I am doing?" Sirius said the corners of his mouth twitching as usual to try not to laugh. Outraged Mcgonagall said
"50 points from Gryffindor and a detention for the rest of the month!"
"No" Sirius stated
"Excuse me?" Mcgonagall asked face turning red.
"I said 'No'!" Sirius bellowed. "Are you deaf old women?" James, Remus, Peter, and the rest of the class were restraining from laughing
"Another 50 points from Gryfinndor! How dare you Mr. Black!"
"Oh I dare Mcgonagall or what do people call you these days? Minerva? Minnie? I think those two names fit perfectly well for you. Am I allowed to call you that?"
"Mr. Black!" sputtered Mcgonagall. "We shall go immediately to see the headmaster. Right now! Get up! Move it!"
"No" Sirius stated again simply
"What?"
"I said 'no'! I think I am correct that you are deaf" The rest of the class including the rest of the Marauders new that he was pushing the limits. But Sirius seemed to be enjoying this sport of insulting Mcgonagall. However Mcgonagall had already bypassed the color of red and was turning purple.
"Mr. Black if you do not stop now I shall give you s detention for the rest of you life!" she screeched.
"I'm sorry Minnie but what if I don't attend? I mean it is a free world isn't it?" Sirius said.
"To Dumbledore NOW! Or I will get him to come here!" Mcgonagall screamed.
"Okay, Okay I'll stop now!" Sirius said starting to get afraid.
…
(After class)
"Sirius! That was HILARIUOS!! But I think you might have taken it a bit to far you know?" Remus added.
"Yeah, Yeah I know. Now I have a detention with Mcgonagall for the rest of the term. It will be a nightmare. I wonder what she will make me do." Sirius said
"Ah, never mid that Remus it is your turn. Truth or dare?" James interrupted.
"Hmm… umm Truth?" Remus said timidly
"Aw man! You are no fun. We know all your secrets and you have nothing interesting to hide from us!" Sirius whined
"Yeah" agreed both James and Peter
"Oh well then I think we should ask who you hate the most in this whole entire world." James said to nodding heads agreeing with this idea.
"Erm well I hate Fenir Greyback." Remus muttered. The atmosphere changed completely. All the happy sensations evaporated, as they knew Greyback was the one that attacked one of their best friends.
"Well ok then that's cool" James said quickly "My turn now. Sirius ask the question."
"Truth or Dare?" Like Sirius, James said
"Truth"
"I suggest you walk up to Lily Evans and ask her out again and if she refuses you should keep pestering her about it." Sirius said
"For how long? James asked
"About a good fifteen minutes." Sirius, Peter, and Remus all agreed.
…
(Meets Lily Evans in the halls)
"Ah, Lily!" James called out "Will you go out with me?" but Lily just walked away without saying anything.
"Lily!" James said chasing after her "Lily please will you go out with me?"
"Yeah! He really likes you." Sirius said
"He wishes he could stick with you like a starfish clinging onto a rock" Remus added. While a grinning James punched at them
"No you boys make me completely sick. Don't ever talk to me AGAIN!" Lily screamed then walked away.
"But wait Lily!" James called after her
"Yeah James is so desperate he wants you to say yes." Sirius said
"He wishes that you would go to Hogsmeade with him and that you two could share a cup of coffee together…using the same straw." Remus added while James punched them again. This went on until fifteen minutes later when Lily had smartly lured them into Mcgonagall's room. Mcgonagall was beside herself. The Marauders all got detentions.
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(At detention)
The marauders had to sort out files. James and Sirius had made an evil plot. Being encouraged by Remus and Peter they continued with the scheme. When Mcgonagall stood up to use the restroom poured water all over the ground where she would be walking to get back form the restroom. When Mcgonagall came back she slipped on the water.
"MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" She screeched as she plopped down to the ground with such tremendous weight that the Marauders were sure the people below were thinking a giant was walking upstairs.
"My goodness gracious!" Sirius imitated "Are you okay Minnie?" Mcgonagall stood up with such a fierce glare that even the Marauders cowered in fear.
"$#$!! ENOUGH!! I shall be reporting this to Dumbledore begone to you all!"