Disclaimer: Read it in the previous chapter. | "I'll be" which is sung by Edwin McCain is not mine too.
Warning: Too much for OOC'ness. Take the title as a warning too. It might annoy you too. :D
Word Count: 886

Annoying Conan
(A short sequel - Requested)
by: ShinJinIchi23

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-Roll the annoying scene…5, 4, 3, 2, 1 -Show Start-

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After confessing… after having a big lump on his head… and a reddish hand mark on his face… the next scene started like this.

"Haibara! Please go out with me!"

"Oh, my god Kudo-kun, have you gone insane?" Ai asked with disbelief. She just finished beating him up and now? WHAT?

"Yeah, insane in loving you!"

"Kudo… I think you need a psychiatrist."

"No, I need you!"

"I don't like you." Ai lied and shot him a lethal glare. She could feel that something was very wrong with him.

"Uhm, Okay." He paused dramatically. "But Haibara?"

"What?"

"I'm not going to give up that easily."

Ai slapped her temple. "Oh no…"

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The next morning…

Ai expected everything to go back to normal when she woke up.

But not.

She saw a sign slapped on her window that read in red bubble letters, "U Complete Me, Ai". She blinked at it blankly and then scowled. "Kudo… what's wrong with you?" she growled, throwing her covers off and rushing to get dressed.

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At the school. Too much for Ai's patience… This sentence welcomed her.

"Go out with me?"

Ai rolled her eyes. "No."

"Go out with me?"

"No."

"Marry me?"

"Kudo, what's happening to you?" Ai asked in irritation.

"I want you to go out with me." Conan pleaded, his blue eyes behind those clear rounded spectacles brimmed with hope.

"No."

"Pretty please, with a cherry on top?"

"I don't like cherries."

"You don't?"

"No."

"Oh…with a…um…blueberry on top?"

"You have a death wish?" Ai asked in serious and deadly tone.

Conan beamed. "Yay! I love you! Love me too!"

Ai ignored her feelings for the annoying brat for the moment. "Forget that I asked about the death wish." She replied sarcastically and rolled her eyes.

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One hour later…

"Haibara?"

"What now Kudo-kun?"

"Is it just me, or are we destined to be married?"

"It's just you."

Conan scowled. "Aw. I feel so rejected. Who knew you could reject me a whole fourteen times."

Ai's eyes widen in shock. "You're tallying it? !"

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Fifteen minutes later…

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Just like you!" Conan spoke poetically in front of Ai, kneeling.

Ai shot a menacing glare to Conan. She gritted her teeth and…

"The roads are icy
The trees are dying
Leave me alone
Or soon you'll be crying." She replied in icy and threatening manner.

Conan face paled but he didn't give up. He coughed and looked straightly at Ai's eyes again.

"Halloween's scary
Witches can fly
Your lips look quite lonely
Would they like to meet mine?" He recited again, poetically.

Ai jawdropped. 'This is too much. What's wrong with him?' She clenched her fist and shot him a deadly look.

"Pumpkins are orange
Fresh blood is red
If you use that line again
I'll cut your head." Was Ai's comeback line with a demonic aura surrounding her. Conan scowled, stood up and flinched.

He ruffled his hair in disappointment. "Oi, oi. That's twenty-two times of rejection." Conan muttered.

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Ten more minutes later…

"I'll be your crying shouuulllder, I'll be your love suiciiide!" Conan sang in broken melody and harmony while following Ai.

"Oh god! Stop singing!"

"And I'lll beee better when I'm older, I'lll beee the greetesttt faaaannnnnnnnnnn – " Oops. THUD.

Ai looked over her shoulder with a smile of contentment. "Ouch, Kudo-kun, that got to hurt."

"Ohhh…" Conan slowly stood up. "And I – " He was cut.

"I don't want to hear you singing again!"

"Then, GO OUT WITH – "

"No."

"Okay. That's thirty-five."

Silence…

"…You still have a tally?"

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Lunch break… At the corner-most part of the cafeteria…

"Go out with me?"

"No."

"Forty nine." Conan sighed.

Eternal pause.

"Haibara, are you okay?"

"I'm fine!"

"No you're not. What's wrong?"

"Nothing."

"Look at me."

"No, go away."

"No I won't until you say what is wrong."

"Kudo, you're so annoying."

"You know perfectly well why. So are you going to tell me or not?"

"No."

"Err. Haibara? Please?"

"Nothing. Someone just said that I was ugly." It should be a sarcastic remark, but Conan didn't notice that and took it seriously. So…

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"What? ! Is he blind? You're beautiful Haibara. I'd love to be the guy who gets to hold your hand…" Conan moved closer to her and entwined her cold fingers in his warm ones. Ai froze.

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"To hug you…" He wrapped his arm around her waist. Ai jaw tightened.

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"To kiss you…" he whispered gently, getting closer to Ai, whose eyes were widening in surprise. Their face was so close and their forehead almost touched but…

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Conan pulled away and smiled. "Maybe you thought I'm going to kiss you again huh?"

Ai lowered her head to hide her red face because of embarrassment.

"Actually, me too," Conan admitted quietly. He looked back at Ai. "But I'm afraid to have a red slap mark in my face again."

Ai raised her head and shot him a mocking smile. "You know me too well, Kudo-kun."

"So… Will you go out with me?" Conan asked again with hopeful smile.

Ai slapped her forehead.

'Grr. Annoying!' Haibara screamed in her head.

"NO!"

"That's the fiftieth."

". . ."

Will Conan become successful asking Ai for a date? Eh, what's really wrong with Conan anyway? Is that how the love virus works? And where did the Detective Boys go? I'm sure that Genta is eating his favorite eel rice until his belly hurts, but where's the other two?

Find out in the next release of Annoying Conan. If there's any. :D

-Lhai