Nope. No luck with owning anything yet.
Iruka had seen alot of strange things over the years but nothing was more strange then what he saw before him.
It was Kakashi.
No.
A chibi Kakashi.
In a box.
"Kakashi, why are you in a box?"
Kakashi merely looked up at him, holding his classic porn novel in his hands. "Blame Naruto and his stupid jutsu's."
Iruka sighed and rubbed his temples, "Don't tell me. You can't change back and now I have to take care of you WHILE I HAVE A DAMN HANGOVER?!?!"
And the children run.
Fast.
"Basically put yes."
"ARRGH!!! YOU ARE SUCH A INSENSITIVE-!"
"It wasen't my fault you're such a lightwieght!"
"I'm not talkin about last nig-"
"And really sexy with those cat ears on-"
"Shut up!"
Cue the poor Dolphin's face turning a bright red.
"Awww are you embaaarreesssed?"
Iruka's eye twitched and he closed the box, then proceeded to shake it.
While little Kakashi was still inside.
"ACK-OW-SHIT-I'M SORR-OW!"
Iruka finally stopped after a few good moments of shaking. "Now, is Kakashi going to be a good little chibi and shut the hell up?" he asked with a big smile on his face. The box opened a crack revealing Kakashi's now green head.
"Sorry no, because Kakashi sick now. . ."
"Oh well too ba- ACK! In the trashcan not on me-"
Insert Throwing up sounds here.
"This. . .is going to be. . .a long day. . ."
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