Chapter two duh duh duuuuuuuuh XD

i own this idea that's it

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Some time later, he woke up. "Uhh…thirsty." Naruto whined, as he threw his tired body out of bed. He slowly trudged down the stairs to get a glass of water. He blinked opened his tired eyes and yawned again.

"What's that noise?" He wondered out loud. There was a faint noise of hissing and clashing. "The furnace?" He wondered aloud again.

Naruto followed the noise and it led towards his family room. Naruto glanced inside and couldn't stop the scream from escaping his throat. The whole floor was covered with snakes, the same type that surrounded Konohamaru earlier.

"What the hell?!" Naruto yelled as he backed up into the hallway wall.

His blue eyes darted around everywhere, trying in vain to take everything in. Snakes littered his carpet floor and table. Naruto almost started hyperventilating as he fell onto the floor.

On his table stood his nutcracker, holding his little sword and fighting the snakes that pounced at him.

Naruto grabbed his head and shook it, blinking his eyes and rubbing them over and over. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Naruto chanted as he stopped rubbing his eyes and let them refocus.

The scene only changed a little bit. His nutcracker was now on the floor fighting snakes instead of on the table.

"Help!" Naruto yelled as he tried to stand, but his body wouldn't listen. The shock had frozen him.

Meanwhile, as Naruto was dealing with his fear and shock, a man with sickle pale skin and beady yellow eyes glared at him.

"Followers!" The man hissed, not raising his voice one bit. As all the snakes looked towards him, the nutcracker used this and killed some more, slashing at their necks. The pale man –that was maybe a head taller than the nutcracker- glared at the nutcracker but turned his eyes back onto the scared blonde.

"That man killed your fellow kind," He pointed a long finger at Naruto. "Attack him, get your revenge!"

All the snakes hissed and started slithering towards Naruto, who promptly let out another scream, beginning to panic.

"Orochimaru!" The pale man glanced at the nutcracker that was glaring at him. "This is between you and me", He explained in an icy tone.

The man's yellow eyes glared at the opposing onyx ones and smirked.

"I am King." The nutcracker's glare worsened. "I do not take orders, I give them."

A loud crash broke the glaring match. Both turned towards the source of the crash and saw pieces of a vase all over the floor, along with a bunch of snake corpses.

Naruto reached for the coasters and started chucking them at the snake army. Orochimaru narrowed his eyes at Naruto then raised his yellow snake-like staff and pointed it at him.

"You who thinks he's so high and mighty, shrink! And face us with our size!" Orochimaru yelled as a black substance shot out of the staff.

"No!" Sasuke yelled, as he watched the black substance land on the unsuspecting blonde's head. "Shit." He gritted out as he ran towards Naruto, his sword ready and slashing at snakes in his way.

"What the-?!" Naruto exclaimed as he noticed himself shrinking.

Panicking, Naruto tried to grab something to stop him from shrinking. He reached for the lamp but that only resulted in the lamp tumbling down to the floor and shattering. Naruto screamed as shards flew in his direction, but he was saved when something hard collided with him –effectively shielding him from the shards of glass.

"What?" Naruto cried out in alarm, but he was jolted out of his thoughts as he was pulled up from the floor and pulled towards a direction he didn't know.

Red, blue, cream, white, and yellow blew by him as he was pulled along an unknown path. He heard buzzing that must have been voices or maybe slithering, but couldn't concentrate on them; he only concentrated on not tripping.

Suddenly he caught a glimpse of black, then a blinding flash of white. He closed his eyes and lost his footing. He tripped, fell to the ground, and landed in snow.

"What?" Naruto asked bewildered. He sat up, scanned the area and found himself in a cave covered in snow. "What? Where am I?"

A grunt caught his attention as he whipped his head towards to noise. His eyes focused in on the noisemaker and realized it was his nutcracker. Like a rock landing on his head, everything caught up to him, the snakes, the fight, the shrinking.

"What the hell happened to me?!" Naruto yelled. He stood on shaky legs and pointed a finger at the raven nutcracker's face. "What are you?! And-and snakes, and…my house?! My house! My house is covered in snakes! Iruka!" Naruto screamed as he thought of his dad getting attacked by snakes. Naruto whipped his head back towards the nutcracker who silently watched the blonde ramble and panic. "Take me back! I have to go to Iruka! He's in danger!"

"He's fine." The nutcracker replied monotonously.

"No he's not!" Naruto furiously yelled in his face. "He's my only family and he's alone in a house full of psychotic reptiles!"

"Dobe!" The nutcracker snapped as he hit the blonde over the head with his wooden hand. "He's fine, the snakes followed us."

Naruto sighed relieved, then the words sunk in and he became rigid again.

""Us"?! What do you mean, us?!"

"Orochimaru is after me and since I helped you, he's now after you, too." The raven explained.

Naruto opened his mouth to chew the nutcracker out but sighed in defeat. I can't say he shouldn't have saved me because then I'd be dead. Naruto sighed again and slumped into the snow.

"Hey," Naruto called to the nutcracker. "How come the snow's not cold? Isn't it supposed to be?"

"Of course snow is supposed to be cold, dobe." The nutcracker scoffed.

Naruto bristled at the insult.

"Teme! I live in sunny California, where it doesn't snow!"Naruto pointed to his bare chest with his thumb, and then threw his arms off to the side. "So why isn't it cold?!" He demanded.

Again the raven scoffed and started to walk away. "It's too complicated for a dobe like you to understand."

"You Teme! Get back here!" Naruto ran to catch up the nutcracker and glared at him once he did. "You know nutcracker, I have a name and since I own you, you should remember it! It's Naruto Uzumaki."

The nutcracker glared at the now smiling blonde.

"I saved your ass, dobe, which means I own you. So, you may call me Master Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke smirked as the blonde flinched then glared at him.

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Sasuke Uchiha is owned by no one.

Also, yes, Naruto is from California. I picked this b/c....well....I like Calfornia. It's a cool state and my Uncle works there so *shrug*.