Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people that are reading at this point in time.

Hiei: That made almost no sense onna.

Alex: So? She doesn't care.

Psychic: True. I own nothing.

Chapter 2

"Hi everyone and welcome back!" Alex greeted cheerfully.

"When do we get to leave this horrible place?" Hiei questioned behind his panelist board.

"When people stop telling the station to continue with it," Alex admitted.

"Can't you just get other contestants!?" Yusuke fumed.

"Speaking of which, welcome today's guest everyone! Chris!" Alex declared happily and the lightning demon came out from behind a mysterious door on stage.

He waved energetically to the crowd causing most of our heroes to sweat drop. He then spotted Kayori and jumped on her with a hug.

"And now a word from our sponsors," Alex sighed heavily.

5 Minutes Later

"Get off Kayori you obsessive freak!" Sapphire screamed as the other hanyou hugged to a support beam while Sapphire tried to pry Chris off her friend.

"Hey! We don't' have time for this!" Alex yelled walking over and shocking the boy, the current ran through him to both girls. "I didn't know I could do that," she stated looking at the weapon with surprise. She grinned sinisterly as a sparking Sapphire dragged him to his panel, Kayori's head lolling on her shoulders slightly.

"Okay!" Alex yelled trying to start the show before they all died of old age, "First off, the leader of last episode was the new contestant, which was Botan, with 15 points and second place Yukina with 10 points," She informed them all. "So back to business; the first question is, how much of what does it take to get a beaver drunk? Keiko?"

"One can of hard cider," she answered.

"Correct. How about an African elephant? Hiei?"

"480 pints of beer," he stated.

"…You know who know some odd things. Correct 5 points. What about for Yusuke?"

"Hey! Why you little-!" he started climbing over the panel get at her.

"Security!" Alex screamed and Sapphire ran over punching him. "Thank you Sapph. Well does anyone know the answer? Kurama?"

"1 gallon," he said.

"Oh, so close yet wrong!" She pressed the button and shocked him, "Kuwabara?"

"3 quarts?" he guessed.

"Wrong!" he was next to feel pain, "Chris?"

"Uh, 5 pints?" he asked timidly.

"Correct, I'm not asking why but correct, 15 points. Animal used to make soap? Yukina?"

"Fish," she replied.

"5 points."

"Ew! I'm never bathing again!" Kuwabara exclaimed in disgust.

"You do now?" Hiei questioned.

"You little shrimp!" Kuwabara yelled and grabbed the demon by his collar.

Alex stared on before sighing and shocked the two of them. "Next question! Something that can purr and is a member of the cat family? Kuwabara?"

"A kitty!" he said happily.

"You. Are. An. Idiot!" Alex cried and ran at him, holding the fishing gun on him full blast for at least ten seconds until he passed out.

"Okay since I killed one of the contestants, this is probably one of the last questions. Well? Botan?" she said.

"Uh, a cougar?" she guessed.

"10 points. Two felines that can't? Hiei?"

"Lions and tigers."

"10 points for the double question. Well we have time for a couple more questions. Zucchini comes from the Italian word? Kurama?"

"It comes from Kurama?" Yusuke asked jokingly but got shocked for it.

"Fool," Hiei commented.

"It comes from the word 'sweetest'," Kurama answered.

"5 points. Wearing a tie in some parts of where can get you throw in jail? Keiko?"

"Iran."

"5 points. Well that's the end of the episode so please for once can you guys leave in an organized fashion so I don't have to set people of fire again," Alex smiled darkly.

The audience got up and made proper lines before hurrying from the building.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Sapphire asked.

"Like what?" Alex replied.

"Like who our next 'guest' is gonna be?" she said.

"Oh hell! Ok, ok! Uh…who should be on next episode? Should it be A) Jin Master of the Wind, B) Touya Master of Ice or C) Yusuke Master of Retardation?" Alex asked.

"What!?" Yusuke screamed in rage

"It's a little late now that the audience is gone dude," Kayori said.

"Yeah," Alex sighed hitting Yusuke with the fishing gun in defense.

End Chapter

Psychic: Yay, another chapter is up, please vote for who you want you guys.