so in order to exact our revenge on the gangsters we need some weed apollo said. they smoked some weed and got high. apollo then had sex with athena and shit.
menwhiel in the ghetto MAN THATS SOME GUD COCAINE! blackquill said. they were smoking weed they stole from donald trump until they gawt a newz report!
NOOZ FLASH! DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN ARESTED 4 SMOKING WEED AND SNORTING COKE! hitler gaev us a kkkall for this shit and we wil listen to this shit fag.
WELL THIS GAY SHIT IS SOOOOO GAY! YOU FUCKING JEWS ARE SO GAY AND SKRUBISH FAGGOTS! said hitler. menwhiel in mcdonalds Fuck this fucking shit! said klavier.
I know you fucking fool this is fucking gay! said franziska. klavier said WHY DIDNT THAT FAG EDGEWORTH INVITE US TO THE FUCKING GANG!? i think its because were german!
said franziska. WE NEED TO GET THIS SHIT GUD DUN 4 THE PROSECUTORZ! said kalvier. so they flew to germany to think about murder and shit. menwhiel in the ghetto.
payne was being gay again and said lol we need some underwear so we can fap to it! edgeworth said yeah lets get some! they went to athenas house and stole her underwear!
but then they were found out! HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING PERVERTS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE YOU FUCKING JEWS! said athena. AW SHIT! said godot.
so they went to a mcdonalds and stole some weed burgers! but they saw maya there! egdeworth was sexually aroused and raped her in the girls bathroom. what the fuck are you doing
edgeworth i need some weed burgers rite now! said blackquill. edgeworth got out while naked and stole her underwear! LETS MAKE A RUN 4 IT! said edgeworth. they became
official gangsters and smoked some weed in the ghetto. but donald trump came and said WHAZ UP HOMIEZ!? hitler said LOL GAYYYYYYY! then edgeworth said we need some
weed right now! or els we wil get rekt! gud idea said blackquill. menwhiel in the wright agency: why am i naked said apolo. its simple u wil just go to a sexy girls house and atract her using ur
giant dick! said athena. its part two 2 our plan 2 get revenge. okkkay said apollo. DING DONG! said the dorbell. helo are u a sexy gurl? said apollo. NO BUT ITS ME, WINSTIN PAIN!
said payne. AW FUCKING SHIT! ATHENA! GET ME THE FUK OUT! FUCKING BITCH! apollo was then raped! GODOT GET THE FUCKING WEED! said edgeworth. godot said
I GOT THE FUCKING WEED! GIMME DAT SHIT! blackquill said well whuz up dudes u got the weed? man thats som gud shit! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? said athena.
I GOT MUTHERFUKING RAPED BY THAT FAGGOT PAYNE! YOU FUCKING BITCH! said apollo. athena said well now time 4 part 3. u will perform a satanic rituel to get satan
to give us some nukez. menwhiel in hell! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING JEW! GET ME SOME FUCKING MCDONELDS, YOU FUCKING JEW! satan said. menwhiel in the agency.
athena said now say these words with me: FOUR. TWENTY. WEED. KKK. JEWS. FAGGOT. TITS. GAY. BLACK. FUCK. SHIT. CUNT. BITCH. HEIL. HITLER. DONALD. TRUMP.
they siad the words and then SATAN WAS UNLEESHED! mein fuhrer wil u give us some weed? said athena. YES SEXY BITCH ILL GIVE U FAGGOTS SOME WEED. BUTT DO THES
THREE TRIELS AND U GET UR WEED. triel numbr WAN! u have to touch this fire that burns at 420 degrez and live! said satan. apolo u do it! said athena. NO BITCH! AUAUHGUHUH!
said apollo. THAT FUCCKING HURT! wel u pased ur first tryel! the next one! tryel 2! u must servive 69 gunshotz! APOLO U DO IT! said athena. NO FUCKING WAY BITCH!
the gunshotz aksidentaly hit satan and kiled him! AW SHHHHHHHIIIITT! said apollo. wel thats the third step! now 4 step 4! said athena. menwhiel in the fucking ghetto!
blackquill said LOL WE NEED SOME MONEY! edgeworth said we can prosecute cases and shit! were al prosecutors after al! godot said thats a gud idea!
in edgeworths tryel: okkkay the prosecutoin milez edgewroth is ready? said judge. YES MAIN FUHRER! said egdewrtoh. wut about teh defense? siad the judge. im reddy dude.. said
METT ENGARDE! wait WHHHATTT UR A KKKRIMINEL! I PUT U IN JAEL! siad egdewroth. well dude im a MLG 360 noscoper so i gawt out of jail! said matt. AW SHIIIIT said edgeworth.
in blackquills tryel: WHUZ UP HOMIEZ? PROSECUTION IS READY? said judge. yeah dude im ready and smoking weed mein fuhrer said blackquill. and the fucking defense? said judge.
AW SHIT ITS THAT FAG WHO RAPED ME AND SHIT! FUCK U BLACKQUILL! said athena who was the defense atorney. now TAEK THE STAND detektiv fullbright! said blackquill.
in godots tryel: im ready main fuhrer said godot. WAIT WHAT! GODOT UR IN JAIL! said phoenix who was the defense atorney. NO IM NOT! said godot. NOW GET TO THE FUCKING
STAND KLAVIER GAYVIN! whuz up homiez? sed klavier! WAIT WHO THE FUCK! LET ME IN2 UR KKKLUB GODOT! said klavier. NO FUCKING WAY YOU FUCKING JEW! said godot.
in paynes tryel: IM REDDY MEIN FUHRER! said payne. whuz up bro? said apollo who was the fucking defense atorney! LOL GAYYYYY! said payne. ANYWAY! I KKKALL MIKE HUNT
2 THE FUCKING STAND! whuz up homies? said hunt. st8 ur naem and job shit you fucking black fag said payne. LOL im mike hunt and im a populer porn star!
EDGEWORTHS TRIEL: edgeworth said I KKKAL DETEKTIV GAYSHOE 2 THE STAND! st8 ur naem and job faggot. LOL its Penis Gayshoe, you fagot. said gumshoe.
BLACKQUILLS TRIEL: LOL whuz up homie? i believe in justice so your gay fag jewness is a gay skrub fag. said fullbright. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET REEL! said blackquill.
GODOTS TRIEL: klavier said well i smoked some weed so im gilty! WELL CASE CLOSED! said godot. AND HES GILTY BECUZ HES THE DEFENDENT! NOW IM RICH!
PAYNES TRIEL: can u show us a page on pornhub? i wanna see dat shit! said payne. OBJECTION! the fucking prosecuoin is gay and wouldnt be on pornhub! said apollo.
EDGEWORTHS TRIEL: okkkay the defendant is gilty becuz the evidence is PROOF! NOOOOOOOO said sahwit who was the defendant. YEAH IM RICH! said edgewroth.
BLACKQUILLS TRIEL: okay man kkkalm the fuck down you jew! said fullbright. OBJECTOIN! said athena. THE FUCKING PROSECUTION RAPED ME! i dont give a fuck! said fullbright.
PAYNES TRIEL: OBJEKTION! that fag is a jew! he is not to be fucking trusted! said payne. WELL UR GEY AND JEWISH! said hunt. THATS IT! I GAWT THE ANSWER! said payne.
BLACKQUILLS TRIEL: Edgeworth ran from his tryel 2 blackquills triel. WTF EDGEWROTH THAT BITCH IS ACCUSING ME OF RAPING HER AND SHIT! said blackquill.
PAYNES TRIEL: its simple! the defendant is black, gay, and jewish! THAT MEANS HE IS GILTY! said payne. ur rite! the defendant is GILTY! said the judge.
In blackquills triel apolo came 2 athenas side and godot and payne said what the fucks hapening blackquill? I DONT KNOW FAGGOTS ASK FUCKING ATHENA! THAT BITCH IS A
FUCKING KNOWITALL JEW BITCH FAGGOT! said blackquill. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME YOU FUCKING JEW!? said athena. YOU WHORE BITCH JEW
FAG COCKSUCKING BLACK FAGGOT JEW BLACK JEW FAG JEW SKRUB BITCH WHORE! said blackquill. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING BLACKS BEFORE I FUCKING
DETON8 THIS FUCKING NUKE IN THE FUCKING COURTROOM AND FUCKING BLOW ALL THIS SHIT UP! said fullbright. OKAY FUCKING ORDER ORDER ORDER
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! IN THE COURT! said the fucking judge.
now the defense wil present the arguments. said the judge. well that fucking black quill guy over there raped athena and he should go 2 jail! said apollo. OBJECTION! said some guy.
WHO SAID OBJECCTION? FIND OUT ON CHAPTER 3!1