This is the offical sequel/spin off to Knuckles Random Adventures, and all who review that before December 2008 will be able to review this and give their ideas.

Chapter 2: Boys need their toys

Sonic ran outside a day after being completely burned into ashes and ran into a bar. After getting over the pain of running into a iron bar he saw a monster truck (I am basing this off my rich uncles monster truck) that was flaming red and the wheels stood 7 feet tall, not including the extra large inteior and platinum steering wheel. It had an engine that weighed about 1 and a half tons and could get up to 290 miles per hour. It had a huge back that was big enough to have a big public swimming pool in it and a hot tub! Sonic was in love! He ran into a jewelry store and grabbed a ring. He went and made the biggest propsal in history, and the truck asked him by revving "YOU GAY RETARD!! CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED!!"

"I would be gay for you!" Sonic replied.

The truck pulled out my uncles specialized semi-automatic 4 shot burst, (I can't remember the correct wording) the shot that shatters inside the enemy, completely cleaned and polished, never-before shot gun and aimed it in half a second and fired. The beautiful bullet sank itself deep into Sonic's chest, shattering into a million pieces and hitting all his vital organs.

He once again went to the hospital. It was the same nurses and doctors, except one was different. He was extremely fat and barely fit through the double-doors. He also had a gigantic moustache which seemed to go all the way that his fat did. He came in and Sonic, seeing as he was knocked out cold could not tell it was who you all know it is. He took off his trench-coat thing to reveal he was EGGHEAD's brother. He was old looking and seemed wise. He reached for his needles and set to work on the famed-for-being-an-idiot-hedgehog. The old man only knew about Mobians from other peoples stories about them, so you can imagine the surgery.

"What the crap is this thing?" As the old man threw out Sonic's liver and heart.

"I don't know." said his retarded assitant.

"Well we might as well throw it all in the dumpster as soon as we put all this back in." Said the old man again.

Then randomly 4 guys came, one with a guitar and said in a sing-song voice "My name is Wes, what is yours?"

And the assistant said "Hi, I'm Bob." Like a robot or something.

"And my name is Matt." The guy with the guitar said, and they all introducede themselves although they had HUGE nametags. They left and did the same to other people.

The doctor had Sonic all back together again and said "I should sell him on eBay." But the highest bid he got was 2 cents so he kept the blue mobian, but when he woke up he ran away, just before Eggman got there, so he strangled his brother and left.

Sonic got home and went to his fridge, where he found the ghost of Maria and Shadow making-out inside the fridge. He went away and bought a shotgun to try and commit suicide because Maria had drank all the 7-up. But because the NARRORATOR OF DOOM is evil he didn't let Sonic die. Sonic house was then attacked by an army of... BUTTERFLIES!!

TO BE CONITINUED...

Keep reading to find out what happens when Sonic is attacked by butterflies. Again short because short stories that are funny are better than stories that are dragged out. Why do I keep saying that.