How to annoy the crap out of the host club Ch. 2
This is way too fun...
31. Continually call Kaoru and Hikaru, Fred and George.
32. Make the Host club cosplay Harry potter.
Kyouya- Harry
Hunny- Ron
the twins- already established.
Tamaki- Malfoy
MORI- Hagrid
Haruhi- Cho Chang
Me- Hermoine
33. Create another Usa-chan, and then give both to Hunny. Then make him choose the correct one.
Hunny- IM SO CONFUSED!
34. Get Mori to yell at Tamaki.
That was so awesome!
35. Yell that there is a rainbow around the sun.
Tamaki and Hikaru went blind.
36. Explain to Haruhi that thunderstorms are like IMAX theater sounds.
37. Program Tamaki's phone to play 'Accidentally in love.' when Haruhi calls.
Tamaki- corner of woe.
38. Start singing love songs when you see Tamaki and Haruhi together.
SO SHE SAID WHAT'S THE PROBLEM BABY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WELL I DON'T WELL MAYB IM IN LOVE LOVE EVERY-
Haruhi- At least it's not Justin Bieber.
Tamaki- But still.
BABY BABY BABY OOH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOH I THOUGHT-
Haruhi- SHUT UP!
39. Put Kyouya in Racoon makeup.
Kyouya- the purpose?
40. Give Kyouya a puppy.
Kyouya- YOUR SO FLUFFY AND SO CUTE AND WUZZA FUZZA FLOOFY!
OMG. He's insane.
41. Always carry cookies around the twins.
*fangirling mostly with Kaoru*
Tamaki- Why Kaoru over me?
Because, your better with Haruhi.
And Kaoru is sexy!
42. Sing Avenue Q songs during inappropriate times.
*During math test*
I'm not wearing underwear today. No I'm not wearing underwear today.
Not that you probably care much about my underwear still none the less I gotta say.
That I'm not wearing underwear to-DAAAY.
Haruhi- I failed that math test because of you.
43. Have an expo about Raccoons. Make everyone attend.
Everyone- WTF?
44. Bring my 6 dogs to the Host club, and have them host my dogs.
XD
My dog Brick, REALLY likes Haruhi.
Haruhi- GET HIM OFF OF ME!
45. Inform flamingos that Hikaru dyed his hair Flamingo pink.
Hikaru- WHY ARE THESE FLAMINGOS ATTACKING ME?
46. alter classic folk songs to piss off Tamaki.
Tamaki had a dog and Antionette was her name-o
A-n-t-o-i-n-e-tt-e an Antionette was her nameo.
Tamaki- IT DOESN'T WORK THE SAME!
47. Kidnap Haruhi and put her in a pink dress.
Haruhi- why?
So Tamaki does-
Tamaki- AWWWWW HARUHI! *picks her up and spins crazily.*
That.
48. Have Tamaki take Haruhi to a scary movie. With a lot of thunderstorms.
Haruhi was so scared, the only thing Tamaki could think to do was kiss her.
49. Write down everything Tamaki says.
Hikaru- YOU THINK IM A POMPOUS GIT?
Tamaki- OMG HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?
50. Don't let Tamaki know that you've hacked his Facebook account and constantly are updating statuses like "I LOVE HARUHI!"
Tamaki- DID I SLEEP UPDATE AGAIN?
Yes Tamaki. :D
51. Play the trumpet accompanied by Tamaki on the piano.
Tamaki- I hate you.
Why?
Tamaki- because your better than me...
awww! But your amazing!
*hugs*
52. Sing accompanied by Tamaki.
Tamaki- I still hate you.
Wow.
53. Play the piano with Tamaki.
See Tamaki, you are better at playing the piano then I am. Happy?
Tamaki- yes.
54. Have Tamaki write a song to Haruhi.
Tamaki- I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING TO SAY! SHES TOO AMAZING FOR WORDS!
Wells thats one way to start! Use that in your song!
55. Get me to sing the song while Tamaki plays.
I'm sorry Tamaki can't sing.
Tamaki- I still hate you.
I know.
56. Dance in the rain with Kaoru while Tamaki plays music.
Kyouya- I'm recording this and we'll make so much out of this.
I hate you Kyouya. Especially because I was wearing a white shirt accidentally.. I'm gonna kill you.
57. Push Kyouya out a window on the second floor.
No comment.
58. Wear a different colored rose in your hair every day.
Hey did you know that blue roses aren't accepted by the Pasadena rose parade because of the accidental cross breeding of flowers?
59. Put makeup on Hunny when he's asleep.
60. Have Haruhi call the chairman daddy.
Tamaki- I REALLY hate you.
Hehe I know.
Next chapter with 40!