Note: Here is Naruto's view on Anko. Hope you like it. Like always i don't own Naruto.

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words -Naruto's thoughts

words -Naruto typing

"words"- people talking

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Oh yeah...this is written in Naruto's POV...

xXAnkoXx

Abrupt

(Now where's that dictionary)

sudden and unexpected

(Aha I found it)

Anko is reallyabrupt. Yup that describes her. Sudden and unexpected. Like that one time when she licked the blood off my cheek after she threw the kunai at me. It happened in the Forest of Death. I mean here there was this purple-haired lady that out of nowhere pops out. How strange is that? And then she says we will die in there. Everything happens for a reason. Like when Anko heard that Orochimaru was here in Konoha, she freaked out. She must have been pretty attached to him. I mean look at their interests in snakes. And he was her sensei after all. And what's up with the whole tongue issue. She is always licking things. My cheek; her kunai; anything. Is Orochimaru her idol or something? Is her goal to be like Orochimaru? The next thing you know she will be copying his hair style. But how does his hair get that way. It's so shiny and straight. But not like Neji's hair; his hair is so soft and silky—not that I know or anything. I was really joking around.

Oh my god! How could I write that?

All because of this stupid dream of me and Neji sparring. I mean there we were training and then he falls on—

...nevermind, just thinking about it makes me wanna puke.

And she has this problem of threatening to kill anyone when they piss her off. But if looks could kill Orochimaru would be already dead in the beginning. That would give many people relief. But people just hate her all the same. I mean she was that traitor's student. In public she says she wants to kill him. But I bet when no one is around, she secretly hugs a chibi Orochimaru doll. Like a certain bastard. Not that I'm pointing fingers at anyone—Sasuke with his chibi Orochimaru and Itachi doll—I'm just saying.

Maybe I should publish this as a book. It would be funny to exploit other people's secrets. But then again they would kill me. Hehe

I should stalk everyone I know. Just in case I write something about them. With my clones I'll be done in no time.

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2 hours later...

That was tiring. But I got some good dirt on people.

That was quite unexpected. But then again it's Anko I'm talking about. I can't believe she's with Iruka-sensei. Can it be possible that they're dating? No! She can't do that. She's turn him into a snake loving, tongue-licking, Orochimaru. That would be really creepy. Anyways, I was walking down the street when I heard their conversation. It was about dango and dolphins. Iruka-sensei looked about ready to pee in his pants. Usually I wouldn't think twice about it. But then I saw her hair. It was very disburbing. I couldn't believe that she actually copied Orochimaru's hair. I stood there gaping at them, until she got pissed and threw a kunai at me. This time it hit me in the arm. Do you know what she did? She bid Iruka-sensei goodbye and proceeded to lick my arm. Then when she though I wasn't looking, took out a chibi Orochimaru doll and hugged it. As she was leaving, she bumped into Sasuke-teme. He fell down and I just had to laugh. She helped him up and I swear he gave her something. It turned out—to my horror—a Orochimaru poster. I think I am scarred for life. Her house is full of those posters. No wonder Sasuke has so much money. Or is that because he's already rich? If you x-ray her, I bet someonewould find Orochimaru stuff all over her. Yet, no matter how hard she tries to hide it the villagers will still hate her. After all, she's a crazy psychopathic loner. She shall bow down to me—as of eveyone else—because I am more awesome-er than her. ZZZZZZZZZZz

End of document

Finally, I finished. It took me 3 hours to finish. I just found out that the dictionary is in alphabetical order. I wished someone would tell me that before hand. Oh crap! When did Anko come in here and why is a Orochimaru doll in my room?

"Naruto I knew you stole my chibi doll—er I mean my vodoo doll?"

"I didn't mean to. I'm sorry." She better not see my laptop...

"Now give it back!"

"Fine."

"Hey is that my name? What are you writing anyways?"

"Noo!" I stand up as I push her away. She looks up. Oh no she saw...

"You like Neji ? And he let you touch his hair! He must like you back too. I wanted to touch it first. His hair is almost better than Orochi—" With that she leaves.

Great now what?

What Anko saw: All because of this stupid dream of me and Neji sparring. I mean there we were training and then he falls on—

But not like Neji's hair; his hair is so soft and silky—not that I know or anything.

What she thought she read:All because of this stupid fight, I fell for Neji when we were training—

Neji's hair is so soft and silky.

And the rumors begin...This chapter sucks doesn't it? I knew it! Well up next is Chouji. I'm too lazy to type a preview. Um please review? I'm kidding...you don't have to.