"Listen little girl, I know you're new here but do you have-"
Rogue cut Kisame off, "Any idea who I'm dealing with? Well, let's see here" She walked up to Itachi and ripped his collar down. Then she looked directly into his eyes. All before running and ducking behind Tobi.
"Daddy you didn't tell me that an Uchiha was here." Her voice was angry but quivered a bit.
"God, Itachi! What did you do to the poor girl?" Deidara said showing pity for the girl.
"Nothing, I don't even know her." Was the reply.
"Sweets, tell us what you know about the Uchiha." Konan said.
Right off the bat she looked into his eyes again and said, "Uchiha Itachi. Graduated ninja academy top ranks at age 6. Joined ANBU black ops at age 13. Tortured Sasuke. Murdered entire clan. Applied for a position in Akatsuki at age 16." After she said that she ran behind Orochimaru and whispered "no more."
Itachi looked at her. Konan looked at her. Sasori broke the ice and said, "Nice."
"Ok, What the-fucking-hell-ever. That shit still doesn't tell us how the hell that bitch knows you. Or the fucked up Uchiha clan." Hidan said.
"Or Sasuke." Tobi said really wanting to talk.
"She knows Sasuke partly because of me and partly because of-" Orochimaru stated.
"Your totally fucked up assassin bastard." Rogue cut off.
"She means father. Actually she knows all of your guys' parents." Orochimaru stated. "Simply because I know your guys' parents."
The Akatsuki and Orochimaru left to discuss things not noticing Rogue holding Tobi back. She took hold of his face, looked into the hole of his mask, and said, "I won't tell on you Madara, I promise."
Tobi took of his mask and said, "Thanks." He went to kiss her cheek but she moved and they ended up kissing each other. Pretty soon somehow or other Rogue ended up on the couch, "Tobi" towering over her. Her pants were undone and his shirt was off. Hands were roaming, and the battle for dominance has begun.
The door was opening. Konan came out to retrieve Tobi and ended up seeing more than she had bargained for. The two separated. Tobi's mask was back in place, shirt on. Rogue was standing up pants buttoned and was fixing her hair.
Konan looked totally grossed out. And at the same time turned on. She told Tobi to come into the room and then muttered something about getting some from Pein. Rogue fell to the floor laughing.
Soon Zetsu came in wondering where Konan was and saw her glaring at Rogue and Rogue crying and laughing. Soon he broke out laughing as well. Then Kisame, Sasori, and Deidara came in. Soon they fell apart too. Konan saw everyone laughing and gave in. By the time Pein Itachi, and Orochimaru came in everyone was rolling on the floor crying and laughing.