"So," Iruka-sensei said, "as you all may know, the village has fallen apart ever since Ororchimaru attacked the village. But luckily because of our strength, we haven't completely fallen apart." He paused to take a breather. "That is why all the top genin must be in groups of twos…" Naruto's face lit up. "We're the top genin?!" he squealed. I had always wondered why Naruto was the only boy in class who still had a girly voice…After all; we were all the same age in there…Except Iruka, of course.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "That's what he just said, moron," I heard him tell Naruto. I rolled my eyes. Stupid jerk. "You all would be carrying out C-ranked missions…alone…but," Iruka continued, "a jonin class ninja will be checking up on you one in a while…but still…you'll be pretty much independent." I grinned. I liked the sound of that. Sasuke, who was six seats to the left of me, glared at me. I glared at him back. Then he grinned wickedly at me and winked.
I shuddered with disgust. What the hell was his problem? "So I will now pick the groups…"
Five minutes later:
So far I hadn't been picked. And Sasuke Pine-cone-head Uchiha hadn't been picked either. I crossed my fingers and prayed. DO NOT PAIR ME WITH THAT GAY PINE CONE HEAD!! Well it was true…he did kiss Naruto. I heard there was tongue…anyway… "Kira Nakasumi," Iruka said. I froze. "You will be paired up with…" heart started to beat even more wildly. "…Chouji Akimichi."
A grin played on my lips. "Uhh…Iruka-sensei…I'm already teamed up with Ino," Chouji mumbled. "Hmm…" Iruka hummed, "then that leaves…Sasuke Uchiha." I got down on my knees at shot my fists up to the ceiling. I took a deep breath and then sighed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" I wailed. "Damn it, Kira!" Iruka-sensei yelled, "Shut the hell up!" I zipped it immediately. I saw the mischievous grin on the Uchiha's face. "Oh…you can all leave now," Iruka said, bored.
Sasuke got up. I handed Jiran a kunai knife. "Kill me," I said, glumly. "What?" she asked. "Do it before the pine-cone head…!" "Hey." I looked up. There stood the guy, whom I had just started to hate to death at the beginning of the day. He was grinning. A fan girl would have swooned over it. But not me. I just glared daggers into his obsidian eyes. His grin still did not falter. "What the hell do you want, Uchiha," I growled. "Nothin' but your love, baby," he said in a sarcastic, but somehow convincing, way.
"Go to hell," I said. "I already in heaven by just lookin' at you," he said. I blushed but the glare did not go away. "I'm going to have lunch," he said, "I'll…see you later," he said, still grinning. Was he flirting with me? No. No. He was just acting. It was an act to frustrate me. Maybe I should play along. That way he wouldn't know how much it bothered me.
"Right back at ya, pine sugar cone head," I said sweetly. He glared. Finally his grin went away. "Right," he said and left. I flipped him off as he turned his back to me. "Are you guys…?" Jiran started to ask. "No," I said, "we're acting like that out of hatred. "Okay," she said, unconvinced, "I'll make sure to remember that when I see him sticking his tongue down your throat." I lost my appetite at that very moment when that visual entered my head.
"Kira!" Sakura screamed. I turned around. All of his fan girls were glaring at me. I had never felt so much fear in my life. She cracked her knuckles. "You," she growled, "are sooo gonna get it!" I scanned the room. What to do? What to do? They neared me. "Uh…" I said, "Is that Sasuke behind you, stripping off his shirt?" they turned around, rapidly to look. I jumped out the window that was closest to me, before they turned to realize my escape.