Season 1 Episode 2

Got Stank

That night at Norrisville High, the two best friends, Rachelle Cunningham and Harley Weinerman, were standing behind a announcement board outside the school as a boy's basketball game was taking place in the gym that night as the girls would play the next night. Rachelle and Harley were both wearing something different, but were blocked by the shadows.

"And how is this gonna get us seats in the cool section?" Harley asked her friend.

"Okay, trust me, Harley, we go in there like 'boom!' and they're all like 'Oh no you didn't!' and we're like 'Oh yes we did!'." Rachelle explained before tiptoeing away.

Harley rolled her eyes as she followed suit. "Whatever, let's just do it, this stuff's making my butt itch."

Inside the gym, the boys played basketball while the band made horrible battle sports music. Rachelle and Harley both burst into the gym, both wearing nothing but blue body paint, while Rachelle wore a blue one-piece speedo suit and Harley wore a yellow two piece.

Rachelle blew both of her horns. "What up, Norrisville High?!" She shouted as Harley sprayed some silly string until it ran out.

The audience and the basketball players froze and stared at the girls in odd silence. Rachelle and Harley looked around awkwardly and then glanced at each other with doubt. One of the players, Theodore Fowler, the player with a short blue hair with light blue streaks, stared strangely at them until he recognized one of them when he smiled. "Hey, Rachelle!" He said as he waved, but that ended up making everyone laugh at both him and the girls.

Rachelle looked confused. "Was...was he talking to me?" She asked Harley. They were both then forced to sit at the bottom bleachers as Harley shivered from the coldness of the gym. "I don't get it, that incredible display of school spirit was supposed to get us into the Fish Cage."

She pointed at the balcony of the gym, where the cooler kids were sitting. Rachelle and Harley weren't exactly the most popular girls in school, since they were freshman and have been in school for almost a week now, but some people barely know them while they all knew right away they were the troublemakers of the school. One student tried to enter the Fish Cage, only to be blocked by a monstrous-looking girl.

"Only the 'cool de la cool' get to sit there. No freshman has ever gotten in." Rachelle added. The student was suddenly thrown near her feet hard by the jock guard. "Nice try, Douglas."

"Hey, at least we're not sitting with the marching band; that section's got a splash zone." Harley said as she gestured to the band.

The marching band continued playing horrible music as students threw popcorn, soda, and even tires at them nonstop to get them to stop playing their awful music, but the band seemed used to this as when they even got hit, they continued playing. The students next to them lifted a huge blanket up to block from the upcoming food and drinks to keep themselves clean.

The triangle player, Betty Hensletter, began tapping her triangle louder and more frequent as she stood up and annoyed most of the band players. "Betty, there's no triangle solo in this song or any song." Flute Girl said in annoyance before the crowd began booing at Betty.

"Betty, what'd I tell you about showboating?!" The band teacher, Ms. Wickwhacker, exclaimed as she glared. Betty didn't listen as she continued showboating her triangle until her strict teacher pulled her aside. "Hensletter! Your triangle writing checks your dinger can't cash! You're benched until further notice!"

"But the triangle's my life!" Betty argued.

"Put your dinger in my hand, kid."

Betty gave her dinger to her while she was on the verge of tears. "You can take my dinger, but you'll never take my backup dinger!" She pulled out another dinger and ran away, crying as she shoved past the school mascot, a carp fish, as it flopped around on the floor. The trombone player, Stevens, played a sad tone joke for Betty's misfortune.

"Oh, oh, sad trombone." Harley said as she shook her head.

"Ultimate band burn." Rachelle agreed while she nodded her head.

In another room, Betty slammed the door behind her shut as she leaned against it and sobbed loudly. From the vents, there was a huge cavern with pipes everywhere and a circular rock podium in the center. On top of it was a lady with green, withered skin, long messy blue hair, and wearing a pink-purple clock dress and even had pink pearls around her neck.

She lifted her head up when she sniffed the air and licked with satisfaction. "Mmm, misery, with subtle notes of humiliation, and just the slightest hint of frog perfume." She licked the air again. "Yum. She will do nicely." She chuckled as purple smoke billowed from underneath her and she gathered some in her hands before she threw it into a couple of pipes. The purple smoke flowed through the pipes then to the vents as it entered the room a crying Betty Hensletter was in.

It swirled around her while she looked down and it entered into her backup dinger. She gasped as her eyes began to glow yellow and she began to groan and fidget madly. "They'll pay..." She groaned as her arm grew bigger and her face began to change as well. "They'll all-" She got cut short when a group of students ran out the door after the game was over, slamming it into a transforming Betty, all completely unaware of her. The door closed as Betty landed back on the ground. "...pay." A girl kicked open the door and hummed like she was minding her own business, not noticing Betty at all.

In the band room, a band geek emptied his tuba from his spit into a bucket as everyone got ready to go home for the night. "Good game tonight, team. You played some strong D. Your B flats and A minor sevenths weren't so bad either." Wickwhacker said. Stevens played another sad trombone tone, making his teacher annoyed. "Stevens, cool it with the trombone jokes!"

They suddenly heard rumbling from outside when a giant purple monster, who was Betty now fully transformed, bursted from the walls and roared loudly, making the students scream loudly.

Out in the hallway, Rachelle and Harley walked out from the girls room after they wiped themselves off the blue body paint, leaving them only in their suits and shoes. "Feels good to be out of that humiliating body paint." Harley sighed.

"Yeah, now we're two freshman kicking it in speedos. Nothing embarrassing about that." Rachelle said until they heard screaming coming from the band room. "Something tells me it's ninja time." She took out her trusty Ninja Mask from her suit.

"You're gonna put that on your face?"

"Yes I am!"

"But it was in your speedo!"

"Yes it was!"

Rachelle slipped her mask on as black and red ribbons flew out and wrapped around her as she changed into her Ninja Suit and her purple high ponytail faded black. She punched and kicked in the air before she sprinted towards the band room. All of the students screamed in fear as monster Betty stretched a tuba and hissed at them. She then walked to a piano and lifted it to the air as she continued to roar.

"Smoke bomb!" Rachelle exclaimed as she appeared from a red puff of smoke. The band geeks cheered at her arrival. "Drop that piano!" Betty raised it higher, making Ninja brace herself as she slammed it on top of her. Luckily, the suit also provided durability while she used her sword to cut through the piano into her shape before she sat up. "I probably should've seen that coming."

Betty roared as she grabbed another tuba and hurled it towards Ninja, but she managed to jump and flip over it as it crashed to the wall. Betty then threw 'princess tootie' flutie, panicking Flute Girl, but Ninja merely caught it with one hand with a flat look underneath her mask before she handed it back to Flute Girl.

"Princess Tootie!" Flute Girl said in relief as she hugged it against her cheek. "I almost lost you!"

Betty roared again as she took two clarinets from two twins before they ran away in fear. Ninja glanced at the band geeks and spotted the boy with two cowbells.

"Hey you, cowbell me!" She said.

The boy looked down at his bells and throws them to her and Ninja caught them before spinning them around as did Betty with the clarinets. Ninja jumped and swing kicked Betty in the chin and landed back on the ground as she waved the bell around while smirking underneath her mask. Betty began exchanging blows on Ninja's cowbells, making some sort of rhythmic syncs, and the last blow sent Ninja sliding backwards. She spun the bells again and jumped to the air to slam the bells right against her ears, making it sound like a clock tower bell to her, enough to disorient her a little.

"Okay, so here's a question, Betty. What exactly is going on...here, like-like in this-in this area?" Ninja asked as she pointed the cowbell at the monstrous band geek, referring to her new monster body.

"If I can't play triangle in the band, then no one will!" Monster Betty growled with a disoriented voice, making Ninja's hair and scarf flutter from the force.

Wickwhacker glanced around nervously. "But-but my new showboating policy! She was showboating! You all saw it!" She said defensively.

The boy with the maracas shook in fear as Betty shoved a shelf of band stuff over him, making Ninja gasp and quickly grabbed the shelf while she used her enhanced strength, but her new strength still wasn't exactly superhuman. She strained as she struggled to keep it up, and she noticed the boy wasn't even moving, making her roll her eyes in annoyance.

"I'm gonna drop it!" Ninja exclaimed, making him scoot out of the way before it landed on top of her. She broke from the top and in front of Betty.

Betty hissed as she turned around and leaped toward the windows, but instead of crashing through the windows, she just broke right through the wall, making a large hole. Ninja stood up and glanced around at the damaged band room with instruments and other band stuff all over the place and even ruined from the fight.

"Please tell me this happens all the time." Ninja said sheepishly. The geeks nodded their heads as a cymbol dropped to the ground. "Smoke bomb!" She slammed a bomb on the ground and disappeared in a puff of red smoke.

The next morning at Norrisville High, Rachelle and Harley were in the library together while Rachelle looked very worn out that night after she tried to find Betty.

"I was up 'til curfew looking for Betty. You just can't find a runaway monster on a school night." Rachelle explained to her best friend.

Harley shrugged as she hoisted her feet on the table and leaned back. "She'll turn up eventually."

"Not good enough, Harley, the Ninja needs to do something about this!"

Harley scowled as she went to her face. "No, the 'Ninja' needs to come up with a new plan to get us into the Fish Cage tonight."

Rachelle looked at her friend skeptically. "Why don't you come up with a plan for once?" There was a moment of silence until the girls broke out into laughter. "I know, it sounded stupid the minute it came out of my mouth!"

"It did, it really did. You can still make us the first freshman in the Fish Cage, Cunningham. I believe in you." Harley then yawned as she stretched her arms. "Being inspiring really wipes me out." She took out a neck pillow and fell fast asleep as she snored, leaving Rachelle to think to herself for the moment.

"Something turned Betty into a monster, maybe the Ninja Nomicon knows how to turn her back." She looked around to make sure no one was looking as she crouched underneath her table and pulled her trusty Nomicon out of her bag and opened it. "'Severing the puppet's strings' What the juice? 'You gotta D'stank 'em, sis' Again, I ask, what the juice?"

Rachelle's mind was suddenly sucked into the Nomicon and she saw a man with a fan as purple smoke engulfed in it while the words read:

The evil funk possesses the vulnerable, using that which they hold most dear

She watched the man turn into a monster as a ninja chopped it's fan and destroyed it as the man changed back to normal, dazed and confused.

Her mind returned to her body. "I have to D'stank her, sis!" Rachelle exclaimed loudly, enough to startle Harley awake.

"Really? Yelling in the library? We got like one rule and you just broke it." The hippie librarian said, scowling at the purple-haired girl.

Rachelle rubbed her neck in embarrassment. "Sorry."

In the same underground cavern-like prison, a rat scurried on the center pillar until it reached the top and was about to walk across until the same skull-lady grabs it, making it squeak in surprise, and held it close to her face.

"Why hello, my new friend." She said with a wicked smile. "I don't think we've meet. I am the Sorceress, I have been down here for eight hundred years. You've probably heard of me." The rat shook its head as it squeaked a little. "Makes no difference, my friend, I won't be down here much longer. My latest creation is up above spreading chaos." She waved her hand on her loose purple pearl necklace as the pearls glowed eerily. "Chaos gives me power, and once I have enough power, I will break free from this wretched prison and the destroy the Ninja! And with a disturbance I have felt in the aura, I have learned that a girl has been chosen to wear the Ninja's Mask. Once she is out of the way, I will take over the world!" The Sorceress began to laugh evilly as the rat followed her example, and then she stopped short and stared at the rat suspiciously. "Are you laughing with me or at me?" The rat squeaked, but the Sorceress grinned wickedly as it probably laughed 'with her'. "Good." She began cackling in the air again.

Later during school, Harley opened her locker and took out a book for her next class. "Hey, gal." Rachelle said from behind her.

"So, what's the plan for-" Harley said, but got cut short when she turned and gasped in shock as she dropped her books. Rachelle smiled at her that she was wearing a marching band uniform. Harley stared at her dumbfounded. "Why are you wearing that?!"

"I joined the marching band."

"Why are you saying that?!"

Rachelle shrugged. "Uh, because you asked."

Harley opened her locker and shoved her friend inside, ignoring her protest, and made sure no one was looking before joining inside her locker. "How did this happen?"

"I auditioned." Rachelle remembered her audition for the triangle as Wickwhacker immediately allowed her to join for just dinging on the triangle without showboating. "Didn't know I was so musical, did ya?"

"Why? When we're trying to sit in the cool section, but you go and join the dorkiest dorks on Earth?"

"I know, I know, it's bad timing, but when the band has a new triangle player, Betty's guaranteed to show up and then the Ninja will take her down!"

"Your Ninja-ing is killing any chance at popularity!"

"It's the price I have to pay."

"We're paying it! We! Cunningham, you're my best friend, but as long as you're sporting that geek gear, I cannot be seen with you! Give me your word you'll stay in here for ten seconds after I leave." Rachelle gave her a look, Harley noticed and her eyes went wide. "Oh no…"

Rachelle knocked Harley out of the locker as Rachelle sprinted away. "Nice try, but you're not farting in my face this time!" Harley punched the floor in frustration.

That night at Betty's room, Betty (still a monster) was growling in her bed until then footsteps are heard from out her room. "Betty, ain't your performance with the band tonight, sweetheart?!" Her mother said from the other side of the door. Betty roared as she barged through her walls and made her way to the school for some more chaos.

At the school gym, as everyone watched the girls play basketball, Harley walked down the bleachers next to the band section as the students threw more food and drinks at them; she sat near Rachelle with a red bucket in her hands, but sat on the other side of the steps.

"I'll speak clear, I'm only sitting here for the snacks." Harley said as she placed the bucket helmet on her head, slipped on some goggles, and made the bucket open as the popcorn filled up and she took a bite.

"Really? You can't be seen with me?!" Rachelle exclaimed in exasperation. Suddenly, they all heard loud banging from the doors as it got louder and louder until Monster-Betty barged through the wall instead and roared, making everyone shout in fear. Rachelle leaned close to her friend. "Hey, Harley, you got the time?"

"I'm not doing this with you."

"Oh, well what do you know? It's Ninja o'clock."

"Dumb."

Rachelle ducked from inside the bleachers and slipped on her trusty Ninja Mask. From underneath, the Sorceress laughed evilly as she felt her power growing from the chaos above. The students shout as Betty roared and drooled on them until Rachelle jumped in the air in her Ninja Suit and landed in front of Betty, ready to fight.

"Betty, I really don't feel like wanting to beat up a band geek, but-" Rachelle said, until Betty threw a basketball to her guts hard, sending her flying and crashing into the snack bar.

Harley walked over and held up her dazed friend up. "She killed the snack bar." She said in disbelief before her concern turned into rage. "You make her pay, Ninja! You make her pay!"

"Okay, easy there, sister." Harley heard growling close and dropped Rachelle as she looked up at Betty and ran away, screaming. Betty grabbed the Ninja and shook her rapidly. "Gotta. D'stank. this. geek!"

Using that which they hold most dear

She remembered the Nomicons advice in her head. She realized it was talking about destroying an object the stanked students held very close to them, and in this case, Betty's backup dinger which was in her belt, was glowing purple eerily.

"Backup dinger!" Rachelle exclaimed with wide eyes. She quickly pulled out her arm as she held on to two balls. "Ninja flash!" She threw them at Betty's face, and there was a bright flash, making Betty release the Ninja while she covered her face from the sudden flash. Rachelle flipped on the floor away from the monstrous band geek and whipped her scarf. "Ninja snatch!" She managed to grab the dinger with her scarf, but before she could pull it close to her, Betty grabbed the end of her scarf and pulled her to herself. Rachelle held out her foot and kicked her straight in the face, making her tumble backwards a few feet away.

She placed her foot on the dinger as Betty roared and charged at the Ninja. Rachelle kicked the dinger in the air, pulled out her sword and then sliced it in half. In an instant, all the purple smoke submerged from Betty as she returned back to normal, her clothes all ripped and buried her underneath. The smoke billowed back through the vents while Rachelle heard a terrifying shout of rage of an old woman, but she felt like it wasn't important.

Betty whimpered from underneath her uniform as the students gathered around her and cheered for her once again. "Smoke bomb! Smoke bomb! Smoke bomb!" They chanted

Rachelle smiled underneath her mask, looking a little pleased. "Smoke bomb!" She exclaimed as she few a bomb down and disappeared in a puff of red smoke.

Later on, after she changed out of her Ninja Suit, Rachelle joined Harley in the Fish Cage section, which was completely empty after the attack as most of the students ran out of the gym to get away from Betty.

"Well, Harley, we did it. We're the first freshman ever to sit in the Fish Cage." Rachelle said.

"Technically, that is true." Harley said as she smiled at her best friend. "I guess I forgive you for joining the band."

Rachelle placed her hand on her shoulder. "Forgiveness accepted, Harley. Forgiveness accepted. And don't worry, I quitted the band after the fight."

Betty emerged from her clothes, completely confused and terrified as the students laughed at her since she was naked. "Hey, check it out, that girl's naked!" Ash Johnson exclaimed with a smirk as she pointed immaturely at Betty.

Betty pulled out her hat and tried to hide her naked body. "What happened?! WHY AM I NAKED?!" She shouted in distress before she ran across the gym to hide herself from the embarrassment.

Harley laughed at the disturbing sight. "Haha! Get some under blouses, girl!" She called after her.

Rachelle, however, looked very disgusted at the sight when she covered her eyes. "Oh, I did not need to see that." She moaned mostly to herself. Betty pushed past the carp mascot and knocked him to the floor as she exited the gym and the mascot flopped around like a fish.