Lalala! Update again

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Pretty lights. Crowded streets. Bustling stalls. Sweet food and local delights. It is officially heaven. I'm in my kimono. And Sakura is in hers. I have to admit we looked pretty. I bought lots of sweet foods. Malt candy. And honey coated apples. I love this place.

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Oh no. now their going to stampede. "Run Run Run!" Naruto screamed at me. I automatically did and was pushed into a small hole with some children in it. There was a blood curdling scream then silence.

"aren't you that girl that appeared Sakura-Chan's closet?" the boy asked innocently.

"I think so…" I mumbled.

"your S Ranked right?" A girl said

"that's what they say…"

"then go!" they pushed me out.

I stumbled on the street. sheesh! kids these days... I was "suffering" from sugar rush so I was rather drowsy.

"hmm?"

I twirled around. "hmm??" I replied

Before me was a blond guy. He wore a huge cloak with red clouds on it.

"your going to face me hmm?" he said

"you want to fight me?" I asked

"talk about yourself hmm." He mumbled.

"I wont answer that question."

"why?"

"because its not even one."

The man was irritated. He threw a clay figurine it me. It flapped its wings.

"this looks pretty familiar." I pondered over it for a while.

"Katsu!" the man shouted.

"ohhh. That thing." I jumped up but the impulse of the explosion was too strong. I was blown upwards but before I could hit the ground head first, I flipped and landed on all fours. I got up.

"your not bad. But too bad. Your going to die here hmm." The man smirked.

"I wont." I said in a bored tone.

The Man looked surprised. "not if I have Chopsticks!!" I said and started to laugh like a crazy women. The man did a anime sweat drop. "whats your name lady?"

"Its Icezika. Yours?" I twirled the chopstick around my finger.

"Deidara. I've come for the Kyubi Kid."

"whatever your looking for your not getting it." I hopped from tree too tree.

"oh? Your thinking your better than me hmm?" Deidara smirked

"you cant beat my chopsticks" I licked the weapon in my hand.

Deidara threw a few more of those flappy things at me. I shot them down with the chopsticks and hopped nearer. He threw the things at me. I ducked and got nearer. I Charged at him. He stuffed his hand into a bag.

"ohh.. so that's his weapon…" I thought to myself.

"you think your chopsticks can kill me hmm?" Deidara smirked "give it up. Their not even sharp hmm."

I dropped, skidded under him. Grabbed his bag of whatever was inside. Got up and shouted "HOME RUN!"

"you've eaten too much candy." Deidara tried to pounce on me.

"how did you know??" I eyed him.

He gave me a face and pounced on me again. I easily ducked. I kicked him. He went quite a distance.

"you attack from afar which means your weak in hand to hand combat." I commented.

Deidara got up. Gosh his quick. He charged at me. I did some hand signs and slammed my hands to the ground. "The people with the radius of 20 Meters please stand back."

"Sei!" I shouted

Immediately the ground shook and water shot up from the ground under Deidara's feet. The impact sent him flying.

I stared at where he went till his figure disappeared. "that was record breaking far. I wonder how much he weighs."

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Deidara landed in the woods with an -Oofh!-

"Gawd that hurt!" He thought to himself "who is the girl?!"

"A girl beat you." Sasori chuckled "your weak."

"Danna! She was a girl hmm!" Deidara tried to reason.

"then why cant you knock he unconscious?" Sasori said sarcastically.

"oh no." Deidara paled.

"what?" Sasori asked

"I think Konoha has an S ranked now."

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I need to find the toilet. I cant believe they don't have toilets in the house itself!! And they have public baths… huh? Their all closed now!! Oh no. don't tell me I have to go pee in the woods!!

Ok. I'll go.

20 minutes later

Ok. I've walked from this way and then I have to turn this way. Er. No this way. Wait I've been here before! Oh no. now I'm lost. Breathe… I'll find my way out some how.

-XRUSTLEX-

Eek. What was that. A wolf? Nono. Don't eat me! I don't taste nice! No it walks. Oh no. a pervert like what Sakura said. I'm going to be raped!

-XRUSTLEX-

Its getting closer. Why cant I move? No if I run I'll get more lost. Maybe the guy is a nice guy and he'll show me the way back.

-XRUSTLEX-

Oh maybe it's a girl! Eh heh heh.

-XRUSTLEX-

I CANT BRING MYSELF TO BELIEVE THIS! -lifts hand-

-SMACK-

"OUCH!"

Huh?

"that hurt hmm!"

I remember this voice.

"Who are you hmm?!"

-reach for hand- -grab- -flip- -THUD-

"OUCH!"

"You!" I whispered at Deidara.

"you again?!" Deidara looked pissed

"do you know the way to Konoha?" I asked in a sweet voice

"after what you did to me you expect me to bring you back hmm?!" Deidara was about to jump away.

"ok ok I'm sorry." I apologized

He stared at me for a moment. "ok" he smirked "but it'll be a long ride hmm."

"ride?" I looked at him

He picked me up bridal style. Threw a clay bird on the ground and it turned into a huge duplicate. He hopped on board. I think I just did something really wrong here.

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It was a long ride.

"you can put me down now."

"…"

A few minutes later or so I thought.

I woke up to a cold prison cell. No. it was worst than that. It was cold damn and dusty all at the same time.

"your awake hmm."

"where am I?" I was sore all over.

"in the Akatsuki prison cell hmm."

"oh."

"your not angry hmm?"

"no."

"why not hmm?"

"…" I decided to not talk to a guy like him. I could escape anytime. But I'll just stay here for a while. There's nothing to do at Konoha anyway. Unless they don't feed me I'll escape. I'll give them one day.

I have my solar Tv with me. Yes I carry my back pack around all the time. I plugged my earpiece in and listened to the program that was on. This was not so bad after all.

"Are you there hmm?"

I didn't want to talk to him.

"hello?"

I'm concentrating on the show.

"your not dead are you?"

Oh! Here comes the ending!

"Ice-chan?"

"shut it your ruining the ending!" I cupped my hands over my mouth.

"the ending?"

I'll stay quiet. Maybe he'll think he was hearing things.

-click- his opening the door.

"what are you doing with a book hmm?" Deidara stared at me

"this is not a book. It's a textbook." I said intelligently

"what do you do with it hmm?" he tried to be nice

"…" I continued to read while I listened to the ending. Wow multi tasking

"don't ignore me Ice-chan." Deidara was trying to make friends?

"wow.. what a nice ending…" The ending was beautiful…

"your going on about the ending again hmm…" Deidara looked bored.

"don't call me Ice Chan!" I was annoyed " its Icezika!" I tried to give him a death glare.

"don't do that you look funny hmm…" He laughed at me.

"Deidara? What are you doing?! Get out of there now!" A voice shouted.

"coming Sasori danna!" Deidara shouted after him. "if you not doing to talk then I don't really care hmm." He sounded like a small kid.

Whatever I Don't Really Care

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Mood Swings. Tsk Tsk...