Disclaimer: I don't own bleach, if I did then Bleach would be veryyy different :)
Authors note: Just to make it clear right now Yachiru is the age that she is in the manga/anime but later there will be a certain something that happens ;) Also I probably will switch between message and story formats.
Hi!!! Strawberry, Thank you for the candy it was super duper yummy!! Ken-Chan wanted me to tell you that you should come to soul society because he wants to battle you!! He knew that you would say no so he stole Byakuya's scarf thingy… Byakuya said that he would come and murder you in your sleep if you didn't come. Sooooo I'll be looking forward to seeing you in about 2 days!! Bye-bye!!!
~Yachiru
WHAT!!!!!!!! There is no way I'm gonna battle that freak... one battle will turn into another and that one will turn into two more and then all of soul society will be trashed! I'm 15! Fifteen year olds don't have a bazillion dollars in their pockets like some people do *cough*byakuya*cough*… I might battle him but only if he promises it will be the last one and the captain-commander agrees which won't happen in a million years so those are my conditions… but you can't fill them so tell Ken-Chan HA! By the way I am happy that you liked the candy because Yuzu made me spend five hours in a candy store picking the best ones out… well anyway have a nice day.
~Ichigo
Dear Ichigo,
We have approved your battle with captain Kenpachi. He stole all of our underwear *sniffle*sniffle* so we have no choice but to approve your request. We have also made a special arena where you can battle. A complementary coffin will be set aside for you if you don't win. Good luck.
~The central 46
Authors note: I think the next part will be the battle and the next chapter a certain event;)