HeartCheshire: Hello readers, reviewers, and Yanderes alike! This is just a random story I wrote for fun, but apparently y'all like it... So, I guess I'll update it sometimes! Probably, idk... I'm lazy and spend my days binge watching anime.
Anyways~
Let's begin this chapter!
Senpai, please notice my breast!~
8:27, running towards the nurses office
Yes, yes, yes! I'm almost there! Who else could help me with my small chesticles problem? I mean, Kokona has big boobs, but this nurse has some reeeeeeaallly big boobs, and that's what I need to get my senpai to notice me! C'mon, I can do this, I'm so close to her office! Almost there... Don't...have...any...distractions... Just a few feet away, and the nurse will help me. And after that, me and senpai could-
"Yandere-Chan, Yandere-Chan!"
...FUCK.
Midori! Can't you see this is totally not the time!? I swear, all this girl is good for is being green, and being annoying.
Ugh.
If my life was a video game, and I was a slightly insane playable character, I wouldn't blame the player if they just teleport to wherever Midori's at to stab her with an oddly placed knife. Wait... Where the hell did that come from? I need to stop watching horror anime at night! I'm not an otaku or anything, but anime girls are so good at getting in bed with their senpais! I thought I needed a little help, sue me.
"Midori, I'm not a yandere girl. And, I'm kinda busy." I say in a calm voice. Yes! Way to mask your anger, Ayano! No student can ever suspect that you're not the shy, sexy girl they think you are!
"Okay..." Midori says, sinking down onto the floor. I give her a thumbs up and a fake smile, hopefully that'll satisfy her. Anyways, after my friendly chat with Midori, I finally make it into the nurses office. She's talking to some random fuckboy, who looks like he trying to suppress a boner. She touches his lips, winking.
"Now make sure you're a good boy, and floss..." She says, in a low and sultry voice.
The fuck? She's a Japanese nurse, not a dentist. Why the hell...?
"Y-Y-Yes ma'am!" He stutters, backing away from her slightly. Seriously? This is how to be seductive? She waves at him, grinning.
"Now run those 207 bones of yours to class!" She exclaims, causing him to nod and run out her office. He runs into the boys bathroom. Ugh... I can almost hear the masturbation happening in there. What a pervert! She finally looks at me, and smiles.
"What can I do for you, Aishi?" She asks, making me flinch at her sickeningly sweet tone. NO! Don't be intimated by her, Ayano!
Be cool, be cool.
"Look hussy, I know you've been selling yo' stuff around here to the boys. Now... We have a... mutual friend, who's givin me some information on you. Help me, and I'll help you." I say, sticking my bottom lip out.
10/10 Ayano, she now knows that Info-Chan has her measurements! She knows that if word got out, The Headmaster would fire her seductress-ass! She frowns, then glares at me. Putting away some pills, she comes up to me and leans down to my face.
"Alright you little snitch. I'll play your game... You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. If you don't tell Big Daddy-Kun I've been selling out my territory, I'll have sex with you. Close the door, rat." She whispers, giving me an ugly snarl. I- Wait, what?
What
The
Actual
Fruit sushi.
"Ew! No, you weirdo! I just wanted to know how to get big boobs!" I say, scooting the fuck away from her. Hey eyes widen, and she does an unattractive snort of utter disbelief.
"OH! Naturally?"
"YES!"
"Well, sorry to break it to ya, but I can't help with that." She says, pushing me out the office. When I'm finally out, she giggles and slams the door shut. I hear her giggle in her office.
Well, it's safe to say that was an absolute bust. Time to text Info-Chan!
[Hey Hey! I need more Info from my favorite girl! ;3]
[. . .]
[Help me or I'll call you by your real name]
[. . .]
[C'mon Akemi Himura!]
[FINE! For the love of anime, what do you want!?]
[I need more boob sizes from more of my rivals, weeb ^_^]
[Fine, whatever. You're lucky this requires no socialization]
[Yeah, yeah. Just get the measurements, then go back to playing your dating simulators.]
1:04, Lunchtime, on the rooftop
Ah, lunchtime. My least favorite time of the school day. I mean, Info-Chan is god-knows-where eating ramen, and every other girl is after my senpai! So lunch is just basically just another pain in my ass! Besides, I'm still in basic-shock about that whole...the nurse is a drug dealer... That's kinda-
"Yandere-Chan, Yandere-Chan!"
Ohhhh, Myyy, God.
"Yes, Midori?" I respond, grinding my teeth. I just wanna take her green hair, and stuff her big mouth with it! She hands me an unopened note, and grins at me.
"It's from Info-Chan, she threw it at my forehead and told me to give it to you!" She says cheerfully, rubbing her forehead. Awwww, how sweet, she actually talked to somebody for me. Noted, the person of whom she talked to has the brain the size of a green pea, but still! I nod my head as a thanks, and Midori runs away. I hope she dyes her hair soon, her hair honestly makes me angry. Anyway, time for some new measurements~~
Here's the information you wanted, Aishi-San, please no more.
Kiyoko Tsukuda- C cup
Akiko Ikeda- B cup
Takako Maki- C cup
Aiko Oshiro- DD cup
Yuriko Ueda- D cup
Ugh, are you serious!? I have to deal with even more big breasted sluts!? Why can't they see that senpai wants a classy girl, like me! I don't even know who to start with. Well, obviously Oka, Akiko, and Yuka Yamada won't be a challenge. But, everyone else has bigger chest-meat! If the big-big boob skanks can't help me win senpais love, who else?
"BAKA!" A voice screams, causing me to flinch.
Wait, it's Osana... A C-Cup...
Well, now I know who's next on my to-boob-list.
End~
HeartCheshire: OMGGGG, WHY DO ANY OF YOU LIKE THIS!? Also, I'm writing this a 2:13 AM, so sorry if this sucks! Another thing, the names of the rivals (Excluding Kokona and Osana, are not in the game, I just chose Japanese names for the rivals! I got a PM from a confused person, so I thought I show clarify XD) P:S: Just if you were curious:
Osana Najimi- Childhood friend rival
Kokona Haruka- Drama Club rival
Oka Ruto- Occult club leader rival
Yuka Yamada- Senpai's sister rival
Choko Shizuka- Substitute nurse rival
Kiyoko Tsukuda- Cooking Club president rival
Akiko Ikeda- Swimming club president
Takako Maki- Delinquent rival
Aiko Oshiro- Substitute teacher rival
Yuriko Ueda: Student Council President rival
Stay weird, my gorgeous murderers!~~