"I've been thinking" Began Goku, Vegita froze, 'oh no,' he thought. They'd
been sparring for the last hour, outside and in the air. Vegita was pretty
much having a good time, except for that damn short-sighted birdwatcher who
kept thinking they were eagles, Vegita found it hard to spar when flashes
kept blinding him from somewhere in the hills, and now Kakkarot was
'thinking' Vegita had a bad feeling about this.
"I've been thinking" Goku continued "That Chichi is usually getting dinner ready by now, since she's not here, We should do it"
"Didn't you just eat?''
"well yeah" said Goku, scratching the back of his head "but that was over and hour ago"
"It was a six course meal!"
Goku blinked, as if to say, 'what's your point?', Vegita rolled his eyes
"Well if you're going to cook, go ahead, but I'm having nothing to do with it, I'm the Sayajin prince, I Don't Cook!"
"Aww come on Veggie" Vegita flinched at this name "It'll be fun. And anyway" Goku added as an after 'thought'. "If you don't help, you don't eat"
"Fine. I wasn't hungry anyway" He said, as his stomach contradicted him by growling a growl that could be measured on the Richter scale, Goku laughed.
"Goten! Trunks! We're making tea now," Goku bellowed in the direction of Gotens room. When nothing happened he walked up to the door and opened it. Trunks stuffed something under the bed and looked up innocently, Goten giggled, Trunks kicked him and he stopped, then attempted Trunks 'we- weren't-doing-anything-bad,-now-go-away-so-we-can-keep-not-doing-it' look.
"We're making tea now" Goku informed. Goten scurried off after him with the speed of a monkey on steroids. Trunks pushed the 'thing' under the bed even further, covering it with a blanket and closing the door behind him.
The "thing' under the bed, moved.
"Soooo, what shall we cook?" Goku asked the room in general
"Food!" Chorused Goten and Trunks
"well duh" muttered Vegita under his breath.
"Alright, food, now hmmmm, where does Chichi keep it?…" Goku stuck his head in the cupboard under the sink, the oven, the freezer and even looked for a special button on the table that might magically make food appear. "I dunno" he looked at Vegita and the boys with a pleading look "help me" he almost-whimpered.
"Try the Fridge" said Trunks, Goku opened the fridge
"Ah ha, found it" he exclaimed, as he pulled out a dozen huge turkeys. Placing them down on the bench and unwrapping them, he made a face when he saw them "this isn't food, its white and squishy"
"You have to cook it" said Trunks
"oooooohh" said Goku, "I get it" he paused "umm, how?"
"In. The. Oven." Trunks explained slowly, as if talking to a very small retarded child. Goku looked blank, "That thing" said Trunks, pointing to the oven.
"Mum left in-stuck-tions to work it" added Goten, "on the fridge"
Goku took the 3 page sheet off the fridge, "got it" He turned to Trunks, automatically assuming that if he knew what an oven was he would know how to work it, Trunks realised his mistake, he should have never had given Goku cooking advice, he was now the house cook. Kicking himself mentally he took the list of instruction from Goku and read them aloud
"first rule: No one in the kitchen without an apron" Trunks and Vegita stepped quickly backwards out of the kitchen. While Goku found a couple of aprons hanging beside the fridge. His said "kiss the cook on the chops" and Gotens read "All the fine compliments, all the good wishes, will never replace, help with the dishes!" Trunks stifled a laugh
"second rule, always wash hands before cooking" that was pretty straight forward
"Working the oven: turn oven on"
"How do we do that?" pondered Goku
Trunks sighed, put the list down on the couch, then went into the kitchen to turn the 'on' knob.
"apron" warned Vegita, chuckling to himself, Trunks glared at his father, and tied a pink frilly apron round his waist (AN: I'm so evil, muhahaha). He opened the oven, took out a tray, closed the oven, and turned it on. Then bolted out of the kitchen and jumped out of the apron like it was poisoned with anthrax.
"Now what?" asked Goku
"Hang on, I'll just get the instructions" Trunks stopped, and stared "oh bugger" he said.
There, on the couch, was a distinct absence of 3 pages of instructions…
Ohno, what are they gonna do now???
Will they ever figure out how to work the oven???
What happened to the instructions???
What is the 'thing' under Gotens bed???
What will they do without the instructions for the telephone, washing machine and, most importantly the toilet???
What's happening @ the Brain Buster competition????
Find out… later
Now you review, and go up to the top of the page and click Raen, and read my other fics, got it??!?!
"I've been thinking" Goku continued "That Chichi is usually getting dinner ready by now, since she's not here, We should do it"
"Didn't you just eat?''
"well yeah" said Goku, scratching the back of his head "but that was over and hour ago"
"It was a six course meal!"
Goku blinked, as if to say, 'what's your point?', Vegita rolled his eyes
"Well if you're going to cook, go ahead, but I'm having nothing to do with it, I'm the Sayajin prince, I Don't Cook!"
"Aww come on Veggie" Vegita flinched at this name "It'll be fun. And anyway" Goku added as an after 'thought'. "If you don't help, you don't eat"
"Fine. I wasn't hungry anyway" He said, as his stomach contradicted him by growling a growl that could be measured on the Richter scale, Goku laughed.
"Goten! Trunks! We're making tea now," Goku bellowed in the direction of Gotens room. When nothing happened he walked up to the door and opened it. Trunks stuffed something under the bed and looked up innocently, Goten giggled, Trunks kicked him and he stopped, then attempted Trunks 'we- weren't-doing-anything-bad,-now-go-away-so-we-can-keep-not-doing-it' look.
"We're making tea now" Goku informed. Goten scurried off after him with the speed of a monkey on steroids. Trunks pushed the 'thing' under the bed even further, covering it with a blanket and closing the door behind him.
The "thing' under the bed, moved.
"Soooo, what shall we cook?" Goku asked the room in general
"Food!" Chorused Goten and Trunks
"well duh" muttered Vegita under his breath.
"Alright, food, now hmmmm, where does Chichi keep it?…" Goku stuck his head in the cupboard under the sink, the oven, the freezer and even looked for a special button on the table that might magically make food appear. "I dunno" he looked at Vegita and the boys with a pleading look "help me" he almost-whimpered.
"Try the Fridge" said Trunks, Goku opened the fridge
"Ah ha, found it" he exclaimed, as he pulled out a dozen huge turkeys. Placing them down on the bench and unwrapping them, he made a face when he saw them "this isn't food, its white and squishy"
"You have to cook it" said Trunks
"oooooohh" said Goku, "I get it" he paused "umm, how?"
"In. The. Oven." Trunks explained slowly, as if talking to a very small retarded child. Goku looked blank, "That thing" said Trunks, pointing to the oven.
"Mum left in-stuck-tions to work it" added Goten, "on the fridge"
Goku took the 3 page sheet off the fridge, "got it" He turned to Trunks, automatically assuming that if he knew what an oven was he would know how to work it, Trunks realised his mistake, he should have never had given Goku cooking advice, he was now the house cook. Kicking himself mentally he took the list of instruction from Goku and read them aloud
"first rule: No one in the kitchen without an apron" Trunks and Vegita stepped quickly backwards out of the kitchen. While Goku found a couple of aprons hanging beside the fridge. His said "kiss the cook on the chops" and Gotens read "All the fine compliments, all the good wishes, will never replace, help with the dishes!" Trunks stifled a laugh
"second rule, always wash hands before cooking" that was pretty straight forward
"Working the oven: turn oven on"
"How do we do that?" pondered Goku
Trunks sighed, put the list down on the couch, then went into the kitchen to turn the 'on' knob.
"apron" warned Vegita, chuckling to himself, Trunks glared at his father, and tied a pink frilly apron round his waist (AN: I'm so evil, muhahaha). He opened the oven, took out a tray, closed the oven, and turned it on. Then bolted out of the kitchen and jumped out of the apron like it was poisoned with anthrax.
"Now what?" asked Goku
"Hang on, I'll just get the instructions" Trunks stopped, and stared "oh bugger" he said.
There, on the couch, was a distinct absence of 3 pages of instructions…
Ohno, what are they gonna do now???
Will they ever figure out how to work the oven???
What happened to the instructions???
What is the 'thing' under Gotens bed???
What will they do without the instructions for the telephone, washing machine and, most importantly the toilet???
What's happening @ the Brain Buster competition????
Find out… later
Now you review, and go up to the top of the page and click Raen, and read my other fics, got it??!?!