cHAPTER 2: Eating is a nice thing

So, it was lunch. Not much really happaned. I stood in line with my tray and waited.

I waited.

Waitrd. So long.

A lot of waiting was taking place.

Waiting, the act of sitting around and doing nothing.

Waiting.

Eventually I got really bored and whacekdeveroyne who was in front me out of my way so I could get my lunch. Lunch LAdy Daveris was waiting for me, with a nice heaping pile of tomato salsa abd chi[ss. I took my food and looked for a table to sit. The idiot brigate, or Gumball ,tThunder, and Watzup, weren't here yet. I guess they were busty scuking each other's dicks in the allway or some gay shit, id unno lol.
There was Smash, but he fondles people and he talks about fucking all the time so I didn't want to sit near him. Nobody else was sitting next to him except some girl I still didn't know. I steered clear of that shit and just sat down with my best friend Caprice. I was like "Yo wassup it's my main man Caprice" and we did some handshake thing and he said "Yooooooooooooooooooo" and I was all like "Aw yeah" and then we sat down and ate lunch.
The idiolto bridge burst throught he dors, saying some more gay shit I uess and then they sat down on the table next to ours. I igonred them and talked about things with Caprice.

"So caprice how's life?"

"Oh it's pretty nice. Except for all the silly pairings that're happening all the time over here and the shitty dialogue that dickhead Dr. Robotno is making me say, I'd say it's pretty nice."

"ythat's good to konw"

and then you could hear the crunching of the table as that dimbalss Waztup broke a table in half. I broke out in laughter, and I think he threw a chip at me while I wasn'looking. He then started screaming about J. Wallus or some shit and I just sat there and drank my own box of juciy juice. They were aboit to fight when a fiant gflah son throughout the room, blinding everyone that didn't vloese theie eyes or have swaggy sunglasses like me.
I took off my shades and saw som asshiole in a striped red shirt and basebll cap, he said some word like "OKAY" or something, his boice was reallu dumb and I wanted to laugh but he might flash me or somethung and dicks are not okay, you know? so I got up, dumped my tray in the garbage, and ran off to gym.

Fuck me.