Bella's (POV)
Why I am crying? I asked myself
I remember now. It's because I had a fight with Jacob.
And he ended up calling me the nerve of him. How dare he.
Who does he think he is?
I was so deep in thought, I didn t realize Edward was in my room with me.
"Bella," Edward said to me.
"Yes," I replied.
"Why are you crying Love ?" he asked.
"No reason," I lied.
"Love, I hate not knowing what you are thinking so please tell me," he coaxed.
"I had a fight with Jacob," I said.
"Why?" he asked .
"Because of us," I said blushing.
"What about us did you guys fight about that has got you blushing?" he asked
"Sex," I said in a hush tone.
"Sex?" Edward squeaked out.
"Yes, sex. He asked me if you and I would you know on the wedding night," I said shyly. "He also called me a name," I continued.
"What name did he call you?" Edward asked.
"He called me a Necrophiliac," I said into my bed.
He started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" I asked.
"Because it's true," he said.
I was in shock that he said that.
"It's not true," I said.
"Yes it is," Edward said.
"I can't believe your calling me that too," I said.
"I am DEAD Bella," Edward said.
"From my experience with you, I'd say you re alive," I said blushing.
"BELLA," he said.
"What," I said.
"You are making it hard you know," he said.
"I'm making it hard. Really? Now?" I asked with a straight face.
"Making it hard to stay in control." He clarified.
"Oh," I started, "Well if me sleeping with you makes me a necrophiliac than I'm ok with that, and if I slept with Jake that would be bestiality."
Edward started laughing again at my comment.
"Edward ?" I asked.
"Yes.
"Well if I slept with a human what would call that ?" I asked.
"I'd call that normal and safe."
"Well then if that's how you feel maybe I should go and see Mike. I'm sure he would be more than happy to sleep with me since it's SO SAFE AND NORMAL," I fumed.
I started to get up but Edward stopped me.