Mrs Puff Completely Loses It
Welcome to Mrs Puff's Boating School, where diligent students learn the rules of...bubble blowing? What iz happening here?
"Greetings class," said Mrs. Puff. "I'm sure you are all well aware that we're changing the curriculum" she added.
"Changing the curriculum? But why?" asked one student.
"Uh, well, it's to accomodate the needs of a very special student" said Mrs Puff.
"Special? Mrs Puff thinks I'm special?" muttered SpongeBob.
"We are changing things to help the needs of special needs student Spongebob" said Mrs Puff.
"Why change it for everyone? Why not just for him?" asked another student.
"Uhh...well..that's the way we're doing things now. Get out your pencils and paper and draw jellyfish" said Mrs Puff.
"Mrs Puff, this is stupid" said Nancy Sardine.
"Nah, think of it like this Nancy we all pass" said Robbie the Rainbow Trout.
"I still say it's kinda stupid," said Nancy. "I worked hard to get to where I am in this class, now it's all for naught"
"Quiet, I've waited all my life for this. I'm not about to end it all on a sour note. I'm going to have my cake and eat it too, I'd rather be sold to an antique dealer than keep living like this! I'd rather a shark swim in here right now, and devour all of you with unbridled wrath!" yelled Mrs Puff, who was out of breath.
"What?" asked Tony the Fish.
"Um, excuse that minor outburst, class. SpongeBob, please show the class how to draw a jellyfish" said Mrs Puff.
"WOW! This is the best class ever. At this rate I'll have my license in no time" said SpongeBob.
"Exactly. And everyone will. And no one will ever have to set foot in my classes ever again!" shouted Mrs Puff.
"I call for a peaceful revolution" said Nancy.
"Good luck with that" said Robbie.
The End?