Yuugi – "quoted" (out loud)
Yami- italicized (thinking)
Anyone else - /back slashed/ (out loud) arrow if two-sided person
Thanx to my very kind reviewers, you keep me going!!! The reviews have given me many good ideas and have led me to read the reviewer's stories, too. Arigato! This chap-lette is based on Kennywood, which is a very popular amusement park in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. That is my hometown. A couple of my classmates and I went there one late May day and spent a couple hours exploring the park. Junko the Lost and I made many obscure jokes about the Yuugi gang and this is the result of that day. Since Yuugiou is technically in Japan, then it is "another" theme park. Riiiiiight. I will describe all the rides they go on. NOTE: All the rides are real. Have fun reading it. RRE!
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The limo Yuugi sat in had a familiar bounce to it as they drove down the highway. The high point of the Ferris wheel poked up over the horizon as they approached the destination. "Yay! We're almost to the amusement park," Yuugi exclaimed.
/Yeah, so much amusement,/ Malik drably retorted. He began to look at the looming park the seemed to scream sugar. Oh, well. Malik would bear through it. The limo stopped in front of the flashing entrance and the passengers unloaded. A quick wave of the Kaiba ID card and they were all in. Mokuba had forced Seto to buy the whole park. He got his wish.
A dark mass of people huddled in the shade ahead. As Yuugi's gang came closer, several of the people waved lightly. Bakura smirked and said, Hey, I didn't know if you guys would show. He then turned and stated, These are my Gothic friends, I thought to invite some actually interesting people with me today. 'cause, you know, you guys are ... you.
Jounouchi took that offensively. /Hey, I'm not boring, you grave robber!/
"Oooo, look over there," Yuugi interrupted while pointing. "Let's go on that ride." The group, including the Goths, began to walk over to the ride. It had a large sign saying, "Kangaroo." It seemed to be a circular track with a large bump and several cars connected by arms to the center. You would go around the track, up the hump, then jump off like a kangaroo. The idea was so simplistic, yet so fun, that Yuugi had to go on it. The Goths boarded the cars first in pairs followed by Seto and Mokuba, Anzu and Honda, Jouno and Malik, plus Yuugi and Bakura.
The motor whirred and the cars lurched forward. Mokuba and Yuugi immediately began to giggle every time the car went over the bump. Bakura growled and slouched down trying to not throw up each time the car jolted. The Goths managed to stay perfectly motionless with arms crossed and faces blank. Jouno began to going on about the physics of the machine.
/Pressurized air,/ he started, /allows the cars to run smoothly over the hill and the nature of the ride's velocity in conjunction with the differences in speed with the increase elevation of the bump creates a enjoyable feeling because the cerebral cortex allows endorphins to escape and calm the body's tensions but the kangaroo part of the ride is most interesting; you know, a certain sub species of kangaroo can jump 9 feet and wallabies are classified in a similar family with them and can.../ He continue on like this for awhile. Malik set up his fist to punch him but was knocked out of his seat by the jerking of the car. The ride finally ended and Bakura and Malik leaped off.
"So, did you have fun?" Yuugi asked Malik.
Malik groaned in disgust. /I learned how this ride works and about kangaroos from ... Jouno./ He rubbed his temple from confusion of Jounouchi's sudden intellect and never ending chatter. From a distance, Jouno looked over and gave a little wave. The extreme adventure that was the Kangaroo made the dizzy Yuugi thirsty. They moved over to a concession stand and the Goths followed virtually unchanged from the experience. Yuugi bought a 64-ounce pop and slurped it down in one gulp. He held his forehead from a carbonated headache as Yami yelled, Curse you Yuugi! Curse you and your bubbly beverages!
The "Plunge" was next. It was an attraction where a big boat-like thing went up a slope, turned around, and hurdled down into a fake lake creating a giant splash. Weeee. Seto refused to go on since he might get his leather wet and Mokuba joyfully agreed to stay with him. In the boat-like contraption, the group ascended the hill. The ear-splitting screams were followed by a soaking splash that made Seto sneer. Surprisingly, Yuugi was not happy. The water ruined his hair leaving a tri-colored mat on his head. The "Pit Fall" seemed like a simple solution.
The Pit Fall was simply a 300-foot tall pole with seats on the side. A bunch of riders go slowly up and then drop at an incredible speed. Not hard to explain but very fun and scary. Yuugi found the ride to be a perfect answer to how to get his hair back up. He went up, and then came down with his do doed again. A hyper, satisfied smile creased his face. Yami got annoyed with all the up and down motions so decided to take control. Mimicking Yuugi's General pose, he pointed ahead and announced, Onto the Log Jam and Turnpike.
Both rides included a point where a camera took a picture of you. Yami went on them over and over again. He bought every picture and turned to Bakura. Bakura stared at each caption and noticed that Yami had posed for each one exactly the same. He glimpsed up at Yami, who queried, Do I look sexy? Yami had an unquestionably unsure look on his face.
Seto thought that it would be a good idea to play some games. He hit the basketball game and instantly mastered it, winning every prize. Yami took a whack at the "Knock Down All the Cans" game. A lopsided throw hit dead center and he received a humongous Care Bear as a reward. Yami offered it to others with no avail, so he chucked it into the Plunge lake. The Goths just looked bored.
The "Aero 360" seemed like an interesting ride. It including two long arms with seats at one end that rotated like clock hands 360 degrees. The line was long but Honda insisted. The all black attire the Goths wore radiated heat under the baking sun. After what seemed like hours, the entire group was strapped into the seats. Over the intercom, a lady stated, "Please remove all loose items." A couple hats and cameras dropped to the ground. Then, in unison, the millennium items hit the ground with a loud thunk. Some spectators stared and a couple of Yuugi's friends laughed. The Aero started and began rotating at a fast speed. Several capes flapped upside down.
Suddenly during mid turn, the Millennium rod fell from Seto's pocket onto the floor. /Hey,/ Malik yelled. /You stole that from me you dirty robber!/
/It is rightfully mine,/ Seto answered. Malik reached over Ryou, who sat between them, and began to strangle Seto. Seto grasped Malik's neck and choked him, also. Ryou annoying poked them both while telling them to stop.
The spinning ended and the millennium owners picked up their items. Malik picked up the rod and tried to smack Seto with it. Instead, Seto grabbed it and a tug-o-war ensued. With the ring around Ryou's neck, Bakura returned and snatched the rod from the two struggling and ran off with it. The Malik set off after Bakura and Seto dusted himself off. /Can we go now./
At the limo, they hopped in. Bakura and Malik returned with them huffing and grinning. The driver was told to drive them home. Yuugi beamed. "He he. Yami, guess what I got the driver to retrieve and put in the trunk."
What, aibo?
"He he. That Care Bear." Yami cringed.
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Ok, I hope I described the rides well. It was hard but very fun. I have a contest going on right now. Anyone who can summarize the ACTUAL plot of Yuugi Nonsense will be put into a chapter. Or, you can give me ideas on how to end Yuugi Nonsense. I have many more chapters to write, but it will have to end eventually. There will be another story similar to this one soon called "The Kaiba Mansion," where yamis and hikaris have their own bodies. Less confusion! Anyway, sorry for talking so much. Review with ideas.
Yami- italicized (thinking)
Anyone else - /back slashed/ (out loud) arrow if two-sided person
Thanx to my very kind reviewers, you keep me going!!! The reviews have given me many good ideas and have led me to read the reviewer's stories, too. Arigato! This chap-lette is based on Kennywood, which is a very popular amusement park in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. That is my hometown. A couple of my classmates and I went there one late May day and spent a couple hours exploring the park. Junko the Lost and I made many obscure jokes about the Yuugi gang and this is the result of that day. Since Yuugiou is technically in Japan, then it is "another" theme park. Riiiiiight. I will describe all the rides they go on. NOTE: All the rides are real. Have fun reading it. RRE!
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The limo Yuugi sat in had a familiar bounce to it as they drove down the highway. The high point of the Ferris wheel poked up over the horizon as they approached the destination. "Yay! We're almost to the amusement park," Yuugi exclaimed.
/Yeah, so much amusement,/ Malik drably retorted. He began to look at the looming park the seemed to scream sugar. Oh, well. Malik would bear through it. The limo stopped in front of the flashing entrance and the passengers unloaded. A quick wave of the Kaiba ID card and they were all in. Mokuba had forced Seto to buy the whole park. He got his wish.
A dark mass of people huddled in the shade ahead. As Yuugi's gang came closer, several of the people waved lightly. Bakura smirked and said, Hey, I didn't know if you guys would show. He then turned and stated, These are my Gothic friends, I thought to invite some actually interesting people with me today. 'cause, you know, you guys are ... you.
Jounouchi took that offensively. /Hey, I'm not boring, you grave robber!/
"Oooo, look over there," Yuugi interrupted while pointing. "Let's go on that ride." The group, including the Goths, began to walk over to the ride. It had a large sign saying, "Kangaroo." It seemed to be a circular track with a large bump and several cars connected by arms to the center. You would go around the track, up the hump, then jump off like a kangaroo. The idea was so simplistic, yet so fun, that Yuugi had to go on it. The Goths boarded the cars first in pairs followed by Seto and Mokuba, Anzu and Honda, Jouno and Malik, plus Yuugi and Bakura.
The motor whirred and the cars lurched forward. Mokuba and Yuugi immediately began to giggle every time the car went over the bump. Bakura growled and slouched down trying to not throw up each time the car jolted. The Goths managed to stay perfectly motionless with arms crossed and faces blank. Jouno began to going on about the physics of the machine.
/Pressurized air,/ he started, /allows the cars to run smoothly over the hill and the nature of the ride's velocity in conjunction with the differences in speed with the increase elevation of the bump creates a enjoyable feeling because the cerebral cortex allows endorphins to escape and calm the body's tensions but the kangaroo part of the ride is most interesting; you know, a certain sub species of kangaroo can jump 9 feet and wallabies are classified in a similar family with them and can.../ He continue on like this for awhile. Malik set up his fist to punch him but was knocked out of his seat by the jerking of the car. The ride finally ended and Bakura and Malik leaped off.
"So, did you have fun?" Yuugi asked Malik.
Malik groaned in disgust. /I learned how this ride works and about kangaroos from ... Jouno./ He rubbed his temple from confusion of Jounouchi's sudden intellect and never ending chatter. From a distance, Jouno looked over and gave a little wave. The extreme adventure that was the Kangaroo made the dizzy Yuugi thirsty. They moved over to a concession stand and the Goths followed virtually unchanged from the experience. Yuugi bought a 64-ounce pop and slurped it down in one gulp. He held his forehead from a carbonated headache as Yami yelled, Curse you Yuugi! Curse you and your bubbly beverages!
The "Plunge" was next. It was an attraction where a big boat-like thing went up a slope, turned around, and hurdled down into a fake lake creating a giant splash. Weeee. Seto refused to go on since he might get his leather wet and Mokuba joyfully agreed to stay with him. In the boat-like contraption, the group ascended the hill. The ear-splitting screams were followed by a soaking splash that made Seto sneer. Surprisingly, Yuugi was not happy. The water ruined his hair leaving a tri-colored mat on his head. The "Pit Fall" seemed like a simple solution.
The Pit Fall was simply a 300-foot tall pole with seats on the side. A bunch of riders go slowly up and then drop at an incredible speed. Not hard to explain but very fun and scary. Yuugi found the ride to be a perfect answer to how to get his hair back up. He went up, and then came down with his do doed again. A hyper, satisfied smile creased his face. Yami got annoyed with all the up and down motions so decided to take control. Mimicking Yuugi's General pose, he pointed ahead and announced, Onto the Log Jam and Turnpike.
Both rides included a point where a camera took a picture of you. Yami went on them over and over again. He bought every picture and turned to Bakura. Bakura stared at each caption and noticed that Yami had posed for each one exactly the same. He glimpsed up at Yami, who queried, Do I look sexy? Yami had an unquestionably unsure look on his face.
Seto thought that it would be a good idea to play some games. He hit the basketball game and instantly mastered it, winning every prize. Yami took a whack at the "Knock Down All the Cans" game. A lopsided throw hit dead center and he received a humongous Care Bear as a reward. Yami offered it to others with no avail, so he chucked it into the Plunge lake. The Goths just looked bored.
The "Aero 360" seemed like an interesting ride. It including two long arms with seats at one end that rotated like clock hands 360 degrees. The line was long but Honda insisted. The all black attire the Goths wore radiated heat under the baking sun. After what seemed like hours, the entire group was strapped into the seats. Over the intercom, a lady stated, "Please remove all loose items." A couple hats and cameras dropped to the ground. Then, in unison, the millennium items hit the ground with a loud thunk. Some spectators stared and a couple of Yuugi's friends laughed. The Aero started and began rotating at a fast speed. Several capes flapped upside down.
Suddenly during mid turn, the Millennium rod fell from Seto's pocket onto the floor. /Hey,/ Malik yelled. /You stole that from me you dirty robber!/
/It is rightfully mine,/ Seto answered. Malik reached over Ryou, who sat between them, and began to strangle Seto. Seto grasped Malik's neck and choked him, also. Ryou annoying poked them both while telling them to stop.
The spinning ended and the millennium owners picked up their items. Malik picked up the rod and tried to smack Seto with it. Instead, Seto grabbed it and a tug-o-war ensued. With the ring around Ryou's neck, Bakura returned and snatched the rod from the two struggling and ran off with it. The Malik set off after Bakura and Seto dusted himself off. /Can we go now./
At the limo, they hopped in. Bakura and Malik returned with them huffing and grinning. The driver was told to drive them home. Yuugi beamed. "He he. Yami, guess what I got the driver to retrieve and put in the trunk."
What, aibo?
"He he. That Care Bear." Yami cringed.
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Ok, I hope I described the rides well. It was hard but very fun. I have a contest going on right now. Anyone who can summarize the ACTUAL plot of Yuugi Nonsense will be put into a chapter. Or, you can give me ideas on how to end Yuugi Nonsense. I have many more chapters to write, but it will have to end eventually. There will be another story similar to this one soon called "The Kaiba Mansion," where yamis and hikaris have their own bodies. Less confusion! Anyway, sorry for talking so much. Review with ideas.