My Otousan:

My Baby Boy

Disclaimer: I own Ryuu and… BUT I NOT NARUTO!

Children in the story-

Ryuu: 7months

Hiroto and Katsurou: Age 5

Hachirou: Age 1

Daichi: Age 2

After awhile of saying the word 'gay otousan', Sasuke's new name was Oto-gay. Finally giving in, Sasuke just told the little boy to call him otousan. "Kid your such a problem." Sasuke told looking at the baby.

"Otousan!" Ryuu screamed but laughed soon after.

"And some lungs." Sasuke said covering his ears. "I got to go find my dob…Naruto first, then I'll deal with you later." He told the little boy as he started walking forward.

"Wuv you, Otousan!" Ryuu said hugging Sasuke.

"Yea, yea, yea. You can tell you real Otousan that." Sasuke told walking up to his house. He knock on the door a few times, but there was no answer. "Come on, dobe. Where are you?" Sasuke said knocking harder.

After a few more knocks, Sasuke gave up and decide to look for the blond. "That's what I get for leaving my keys at home." Sasuke said out loud. "Okay Ryuu, we're going to the ramen shop. Probably the first place to look." He told Ryuu as he walked away from his house.

After a couple of minutes, the ravens had finally reach the Ramen Shop. Sasuke placed Ryuu on one of the seats and turned to talk to Teuchi (the owner of the ramen shop) to see if Naruto had stop by today. Ryuu looked around and remembered this was the place his Chichiue would take him when he was hungry. He smiled when he saw a familiar face working there. "Ayame!" Ryuu shouted as she saw the brown hair woman behind the counter.

"Well hello, Ryuu-kun." Ayame said smiling the boy. "Where's your Chichiue?" She asked him.

"Otousan!" Ryuu shouted pointing his hands towards Sasuke.

"Otousan? Oh well hello, Sasuke-kun." Ayame said realizing that Sasuke was there. "I see you met Ryuu-kun. Doesn't he look so much like Naruto?" She said smiling to the raven.

"Naruto?" Sasuke question. "He's Naruto's child?" Ayame nodded. "So the dobe really did cheat on me…" Sasuke said walking away from the Ramen Shop, completely forgetting about Ryuu.

"No! Wait heard me wrong!" Ayame shouted at the Uchiha but he was already gone. "What are we going to do about this, Ryuu?" Ayame asked Ryuu who was smiling.

"Otousan gay!" Ryuu said clapping his hands.

"Eh?"

"Ryuu! Ryuu? RYUU!" Naruto shouted as he ran around the town looking for his only son. No one had seen him and no one knew where he was. How hard is it to find a small little raven haired boy with blue eyes walking around town? He needed to find someone to help him, but where was all his friends?

"Hey Blondie." The blonde turned around Kiba standing behind him with his and Hinata's one year old son, Hachirou. 'Finally!' Naruto's mind shouted.

"Kiba! Thank god! I can't find Ryuu!" Naruto told quickly running over to the brown haired man, "He went off looking for Sasuke!"

"He He, blon-de crazy." Hachirou said laughing at Naruto.

"Did he just walk of?" Kiba asked.

"No! He flew! Whatcha think!" Naruto shouted shaking Kiba.

"Dude, take a chill pill." Kiba said pushing Naruto off.

"Chill Pill." Hachirou echoed.

"Sorry. It's just, I don't want my baby to get hurt!" Naruto said crying. "I mean all the cold hearted people! He could be dead right now!" He said hugging the brown haired boy.

"Dude! Not in public!" Kiba shouted. "People might think I'm gay" He whispered the last part to Naruto so Hachirou won't repeat what he said. "Come on Naruto, don't think that way. I bet someone has already found him and is taking him to the Hokage's office right now." He said comforting the blond.

"Your right, Kiba! I'm going to go to Tsunade-baachan to see if he's there!" Naruto shouted into the air. "Thanks Kiba! Bye Hachirou!" The blonde said running towards the Hokage office.

"He's some strange mother…er…father isn't he, Hachirou?" Kiba asked his son.

"Yes, mo fo!" Hachirou said smiling.

'Mo fo?… oh shit…'

Rushing to the Hokage's office, Naruto wasn't paying close attention to where he was going until he ran into someone who was crossing his path. "I'm so sorry I was just- Sasuke!" Naruto shouted recognizing the raven haired boy. "Sasuke!" He said hugging the boy. "When did you come back? How are you? Aw, I missed you so much." Naruto told kissing his raven hair husband.

Sasuke didn't say or do anything, he just let the blonde boy hug and kiss him while he held an faceless expression. "Ne, Sasuke, what's wrong?" Naruto asked the raven hair boy as he notice he wasn't hugging him back. "Are you okay?"

"Well, I not sure since my husband cheated on me." Sasuke yelled at the blonde.

"What? What the hell are you talking about?" Naruto yelled back at the boy.

"Hum… does Ryuu ring a bell?" Sasuke said glaring at him.

"Ryuu… oh my god, Sasuke! Did you see Ryuu? Where is he? Is he with you? Please tell me he is." Naruto cried knowing that his son was fine.

"Why should I care?" Sasuke said coldly.

"Cause he's you son!" Naruto told without hesitation.

"Don't be stupid! Men can't carry babies." Sasuke shouted at Naruto.

"I knew this was going to happen! You don't believe me! You can't even trust your own husband!" Naruto shouted sobbing.

Sasuke didn't say anything. He loves Naruto, but yet doesn't believe that he was able to hold a baby. He didn't want to lose the one he loves. He was just… well, confused. "Naruto… listen I-"

"CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP!"

-SMACK-

Tsunade appeared out of no where smacking both Sasuke and Naruto with a pile of papers she had been carrying around. "God! I could hear you all the way up in my office!"

"Tsunade-baachan." Naruto said looking up. "What are you doing-"

"Hi Naruto! Did you find Ryuu-chan?" Naruto turns around to see Sakura and Lee's twins Hiroto and Katsurou holding hands and smiling at the blonde boy.

Naruto shook his head sadly and tried to smile at the boys. "Who's that?" Hiroto said pointing at Sasuke. "He's scary." Katsurou told hugging his brother.

"That's Ryuu's…father." Naruto said not even looking at Sasuke.

"He's father?" Both the boys said at the same time. Naruto nodded. Katsurou looking up at Sasuke and smiled a toothy grin. "Ryuu is looking for you." He said causing Hiroto to nodded.

"Ya, he keeps on saying otousan, otousan, and doesn't stop." Hiroto told Sasuke. "It's because he never met you. That's what mommy say."

"Don't you want to met, Ryuu-chan?" Both boy asked tilting there heads.

Sasuke was going to answer, but Naruto interrupted him. "No he doesn't like Ryuu-kun." Naruto told the boys.

"Doesn't like Ryuu!" They both said shocked. "Who doesn't like Ryuu!" Katsurou asked throwing his hands up.

"He doesn't talk a lot, but he away remember us." Hiroto told.

Naruto smiled at the boys and notice Sakura wasn't there. "Where's your mommy?" He asked them.

"She went to look for you." The both said. Naruto nodded.

"I'm going to look for her and try to find Ryuu." Naruto said not looking at Sasuke. "I'll be back later." He turned and ran off into another direction not listening to Sasuke's calls for him.

Sasuke did know what to say. He just looked down at the ground feeling guilty for not believe his own husband.

"You bad guy." He looked up from the ground to see Katsurou sticking his tongue out at Sasuke.

"How am I the bad guy? Naruto is the one who cheated on me!" Sasuke snapped.

"Eeep!" Katsurou cried grabbing his twin brother.

"Your youthfulness is bad." Hiroto yelled throwing something at Sasuke head.

"Like I'd care!" Sasuke said storming off the another direction that Naruto went.

"He's a meany." Hiroto said hugging brother.

"Oh, he's always like that." Tsunade told the two boys.

"I don't like him… Ryuu nicer." Katsurou said pouting causing Tsunade to laugh.

Sasuke stormed through the village angrily. Anyone who came pass his path would either run the opposite way or get shoved aside. When he finally got to the park, he sat on the bench to cool off. 'I can't believe that dobe.' He thought as he closed his eyes.

"Otousan!"

Sasuke turns around to see Ryuu on the ground with his arm out. "Up!" Ryuu demanded, but Sasuke just ignored him. "Up!" Ryuu wined. "Up, otousan!" He said, eyes getting watery, but still, Sasuke ignored him. "Up…" Ryuu said crying more. "…Otousan…" He sobbed, but Sasuke continued to ignore him.

"Why Ryuu-chan crying?" Hearing another voice, Sasuke looks to where Ryuu was to see a boy with reddish-brown hair and white eyes standing next to Ryuu. He had a hand on Ryuu's head and he was trying to comfort the smaller boy.

"Hello Uchiha." Sasuke looks up to see Neji and Gaara standing in front of Sasuke.

"Hn." Sasuke replied back. He never like Neji because he remembered how Neji use to like Naruto before he married Gaara. (A/N: hahahahha NejiGaa!) He and Gaara moved to the sands so he had never seen them in two years. Maybe they decided to move back?

"Daddy, Otousan. Why is that man with Ryuu-chan?" The boy who was next to Ryuu asked Neji and Gaara.

"He's watching him, Daichi." Neji told and the red haired boy crossed his arms.

"I don't like him." Daichi said, "Ryuu-chan is mine." He said glaring at Sasuke.

'For a two year old, he sure takes after Gaara.' Neji thought as he looked at Gaara and turned back to Sasuke. "So...what was your reaction?" He asked the raven haired boy who glared back up at him.

"What? That Naruto cheated on me?" Sasuke said flatly.

"What are you talking about, Uchiha." Gaara asked rolling his eyes.

"Naruto had that…brat, with some whore out there." Sasuke said not even looking at Neji or Gaara. "And somehow no one seems to care."

"You such and idiot." Gaara said glaring at Sasuke. "Let me guess; you assumed Naruto cheated on you when he told you Ryuu was your son and you went crazy saying; 'Men can't carry babies!' right? Well your partly right." He said taking a seat next to the raven haired boy. "You know Naruto and I both have demons inside of us, right?" Gaara wanted for an reply but Sasuke just sat there. "Well, they are the ones who are able to carry the babies for us."

"Che, you don't have proof." Sasuke said finally answering the red head.

"Well, we have Daichi." Neji said looking at the reddish brown haired boy.

"Ya, how do I know that you just didn't adopt or Gaara cheated on you?" Sasuke said coldly.

"Because I was there." Neji said. "I was there when he was nine months pregnant and I was there when Gaara gave birth to Daichi." He told. "Unlike me; you were on your mission and Naruto was already three months pregnant. When we visited, Ryuu was about to be born so we saw everything. We know he had Ryuu and if you don't believe us, ask Sakura, Kiba, Hinata and everyone else who saw Naruto holding Ryuu at the hospital. Everyone knows you're the father, Sasuke. Everyone except you."

Sasuke didn't say anything. Naruto had been telling the truth this whole time and it was his fault that Naruto now might hate him even more. "I'm such and ass." Sasuke told placing his hand on his head.

"A big ass." Daichi said learning a new word.

'…'

'…'

"…I suggest you take Ryuu and run, Uchiha." As soon as Neji told Sasuke that, the raven haired man got up, grabbed Ryuu, and ran as fast as he could towards the Uchiha Compound.

"Give Ryuu-chan back you ass!" Daichi shouted as he watched Sasuke run away with Ryuu.

"YOU'RE DEAD UCHIHA!" Gaara yelled, trying to get away from Neji's grip.

As soon as Sasuke was far from Gaara, he was panting hard. "You're such a problem." Sasuke said to Ryuu who ignored him. "You are defiantly my son…" Sasuke said realizing that Ryuu had that 'Uchiha stubbornness'. "Come on, forgive me. Please?" Sasuke begged but Ryuu said ignored him. "Please. Otousan is sorry."

"No." Ryuu said not looking at Sasuke.

"Look…. I'm sorry… I know I was ignoring you and I know it's my turn to be ignored, but I'm really sorry… can you please forgive me?" Sasuke begged feeling strange that he was begging at the baby.

"Mmmmm kay." Ryuu said hugging Sasuke. "Wuv you." He said kissing Sasuke on the cheek.

Sasuke smiled and chuckled a bit, "I love you too."

Naruto was on the couch crying. It was late and there was no sign of Ryuu anywhere. 'He has to be fine… someone has him right now and doesn't know what to do with him… Ohh, who am I kidding? Someone would have giving Ryuu to the Hokage by now if they had found him!' He thought as he placed his face on the couch's pillow.

"Where are you Ryuu?" He yelled into the pillow.

"Chichiue!"

"Ryuu?" Naruto looks up to see Ryuu sitting on the ground right next to the couch. "Ryuu!" He cried picking up the raven haired boy and hugging him. "How did you get here? Did you find your way home by yourself? I have a smart baby!" Naruto shouted as he hugged the baby boy harder.

"No dobe, I found him." Sasuke said walking into the room and leaning on the door frame.

"Sasuke? How did you get in?" Naruto asked turning towards his husband.

"The door was unlocked." Sasuke told pointing towards the door. They both looked at each other for awhile before Sasuke finally broke the silences. "Look Naruto, I'm sorry and I know you hate me right now, but I was just confusing and an big idiot… can you ever forgive me?" Sasuke begged hugging the blond with Ryuu inbetween him.

Naruto smiled and hugged Sasuke back. "I forgive you." He told making Sasuke smile.

"Good cause I was thinking if that didn't work, I would have to give you free ramen." Sasuke chuckled.

"Don't you already?" Naruto asked rolling his eyes and placing a hand on his hip.

"Yea, but what happens after the ramen is better." Sasuke whispered into Naruto ear.

"Then what are we doing sitting around? LET GET RAMEN!" Naruto shouted getting up with Ryuu still in his arms. "Come on Ryuu. Otousan is going to get us some ramen!" Naruto said smiling at the boy.

"Gay Otousan!" Ryuu laughed.

There was a silence as the corner of Naruto's mouth twitched as he stared at Ryuu. "…what…?"

"Ryuu I thought we made a deal!" Sasuke asked panicking.

"You're the one who taught Ryuu… that…word?" Naruto asked showing no emotion.

"Naruto! it's not like that!" Sasuke said throwing his hands up in front of his chest.

"Hehehe, Chichiue scary!" Ryuu said giggling.

"Oh, I'm very scary…." Naruto said glaring at Sasuke evilly.

"Uh shit, not again…" Sasuke said running out of the house.

"UCHIHA SASUKE GET BACK HERE NOW!"

Woot! Bad ending :D but that's what happens when I mix romance with comedy :P lamo… well hope you enjoyed and I'm going to make another one of Ryuu a little older and so forth. : )