BARBARA

"Pass me another beer, Roy," Wally shouted from his position on the floor. Dick was leaning against the couch while sitting on the floor with Wally on his right side and Jason on his left. Roy was returning from a bathroom break.

"I dunno, Walls, I don't think you're gonna make it through the next few phone calls..."

"Whaaaat? Dick has had waaaay more than I have, besides I have a high metabolism so I'll burn it off if I don't have another one."

"Fine, but don't blame me if you pass out and miss the next call," Roy relented as he passed Wally another beer.

"Guys!" Jason suddenly shouted,"It's ringing!" He pointed to the phone in Dick's hand that was on speaker phone. Roy took a seat beside Jason and they all huddled around the phone.

"Hello, you've reached Barbara Gordon, please leave a message after the beep. Unless this is Roy... or Wally... or Jason... or Dick, unless your asking for something reasonable. If you are one of those people listed and are being stupid, please hang up. If not, I'd love to hear from you!"

Dick hung up the phone before the beep tone sounded and recieved protests from the rest of the men in the group.

"What are you doing? Leave a message!" Jason shouted.

"But Jason, I'm on the list! I don't want to bother-"

"Leave a God damned message, Grayson! This is supposed to be hilarious!" Jason hit the redial button on the phone himself, but left it in Dick's hands.

"But, Jaaaay, I'm on the liiiiist!" Dick protested.

"Hello?" He heard a voice on the other end of the line before he could argue any more.

"Oh my gosh, Babs, I'm so sorry! I know I'm on the list and I didn't want to call you but I was forced and now I'm talking to you and you don't want me to I'm so sorry-"

"Woah, woah, woah... what? Who is this?" Barbara struggled to understand the jumbled sentence that had just been shouted at her.

"Dick!" Everything fell into place in Barbara's mind. The list.

"Are you talking about that voice message that I made one night after you prank called me?"

"Yes."

"Are you drunk, or just really, really stupid?" Roy, Jason and Wally leaned into the phone and shouted a reply for Barbara.

"BOTH!" They laughed uncontrollably on either side of Dick.

"Is that Roy... and Wally?"

"...aaaaand Jason!" Jason shouted into the phone.

"I'm so sorry, Babs!" Dick sobbed, "We're all on the list!" Dick sounded so upset that Barbara took pity on him.

"It's fine Dick, I'm not mad at you. I assume Wally and Roy called me and put the phone in your hands?"

"...aaaaand Jason!" Jason shouted again.

"Are we really that predictable?" Roy asked Wally. The Speedster shrugged.

"Ya, and Jason. Look, Dick, I'm going to forgive you-" She was interrupted by an emotional acrobat.

"Thank you! I love you! You're the greatest person that ever lived on planet Earth!"

"-I will forgive you if you do something for me," She finished her sentence. Dick nodded his head furiously, before realising that he was speaking to her on the phone.

"Ok! Anything for you Babs! I mean that, anything!"

"Hang up the phone-"

"OK!" Dick replied enthusiastically before Barbara could finish, but Jason stopped him from hanging up.

"-Wait, wait, I'm not done! First hang up the phone, and then..." She paused for dramatic effect,"You have to call your dad." There was nothing but silence from Dick's side of the phone line and Barbara begun to wonder if he dropped the phone.

"Call your dad?" Dick finally replied.

"NO! No, no, no! Your dad! Call Bruce!"

"Should I also call your dad?"

"No, please don't call my father!" Barbara had no idea how her dad would react a very drunk Dick Grayson, and she wasn't sure she wanted to find out.

"We sure won't Barb, nice talkin' to ya!" Roy yelled. He shared a look with Wally that suggested they would anyway.

"I'm gonna call Bruce now, bye Babs!" Dick shouted. He hung up and started dialing the number for Wayne Manor.

Barbara put her phone down and made her way to the computer. She opened up her files, after entering several passwords, and hacked into the phone at Wayne Manor. Bruce had reluctantly agreed to allow her access if she only used it in emergencies, and protected it with a heavy amount of passwords and encyriptions. This counted as an emergency right? If she didn't listen to drunk Dick Grayson call his father, she would be bored!

"I'll have blackmail material for years," Barbara muttered to herself.