A/N Fufufufu, thank you for the reviews, much appreciated.
Chapter TWO
Title: How to kill a Shark
Theme: Squalo's Birthday
Rating: M (For the use of language)
The second gift he received that day, after using his box weapon to fend of annoying pests (read: Dino and Lussuria), he trudged back to his room where he took a much deserved hot and steaming shower.
It wasn't until he walked out of his bedroom, before he came upon the thunder/lightning guardian, who was holding a device of sorts (that looked suspiciously like a camera), looking highly suspicious.
"Levi, what the fuck are you doing?"
Caught in the act, the giant man jumped, quickly spinning around, hands behind his back.
"Squalo-taichou!"
Said person raised a brow at the man.
"U-uh…I wasn't peeping at Boss or anything…"
The second-in-command felt an urge to beat this man and slap his face.
He resisted both.
"Oh really? What's behind your back?"
It wasn't a request, it was a demand.
Levi was starting to sweat profusely, stuttering.
"Well?"
Unable to meet the look from his colleague, he gave up, holding his hands up, revealing the device, which Squalo confirmed that it was a camera.
"Hand it over."
Instead of metal touching his hand, he felt a firm hard covered book on his hands.
He looked down, twitching as he read the title.
How to kill a Shark
Easy, simple steps to master!
The look on Squalo's face was murderous, as was his aura.
"Ha-Happy Birthday Taichou!" shouted the thunder/lightning guardian, before dashing off with miraculous speed for a size like him.
xX What to know before you ask Xx
Short, because I don't do well with Levi…
How to kill a shark. Because we all know that Levi admires (read: infatuated) with the boss and is envious of our dear little shark.