Disclaimer I do not own -man or 4kids nor am I related to anything to do with it.

"WHA-" Komui (Fredrick) looked scared and paranoid as he and Lenalee (Cynthia) hid in the basement from their best friends and comrades who had obviously already been taken over by 4kids and rather scared at the thought of being found and "censored".

"You can't hide forever … we need to do some editing…" Allen (now Benson) and Lavi (now Derik) were wandering inside the Black Order trying to find people and force them over onto 4kids side. Lavi's hammer suddenly turned rubber and they were in the process of messing with Kanda and making him British and a lot less bloodthirsty. Everyone in the Order had hid to the emergency bomb/akuma/storm shelter they also called their basement.

"Hey guys where's Johnny?" Rever had lost sight of him in the last craze where Lavi was whacking people on the head with his squeaking, rubber hammer.

"Don't tell me…. NOOOOO!!!" Lenalee shouted trying to be dramatic.

"Allen, Lavi…. Please quit this we've been friends for a long time now. How could you do this? You've betrayed the order all of us. Now HQ is going to quarantine us to keep from spreading this to the world. HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!" Johnny was yelling at the top of his lungs to attempt to bring Allen and Lavi to their senses.

"Now now Johnny…. It's not Allen it's Benson. Also this isn't a bad thing now we can avoid violence, no one will truly die… they'll just go on vacation to unicorn land. Come on join us. We have tea." Allen had a very evil look on his face. At this point the seemed to be even worse and more dangerous that a Noah or the millennium earl.

"Really?" Johnny questioned him hoping he was telling the truth.

"Yes all you have to do is make the 4kids pact. After that all your worries will go away." Lavi was now smiling almost just as bad as Allen.

"I WILL!" Now Johnny seemed just as happy as a little kid who was given a lot of candy but didn't realize that it was stolen yet.

"No they got Johnny! Ah! Deja-vu." Komui was experiencing the 5th Deja-vu today after losing at least 4 other co-workers whose name started with a j and ended with a y.

"There is only one thing left to do even though it is risky it is our last hope we must summon……"Komui seemed to be thinking of something deadly that could possibly save them.

"Summon what?" Bookman looked intrigued and already had a piece of paper out and a pen.

"no.. forget it it's too risky if we fail to summon it we'll all probably die in the explosion." Komui seemed to be wondering if he should do it or not, but the others looked extremely worried.

"GOSH DANG IT GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!" Bak (who was unfortunately visiting at the time.) had finally snapped.

"We must summon the….the……the…..the magical buttercup fairy!!!" Komui shouted out while everyone else gazed in amazement thinking ' how could he be so stupid.' Although Bookman was quickly jotting everything down.

"WHAT THA HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Chouji shouted out rather fed up with all this stupidity and randomness occurring every 57 seconds, and so far they were right on schedule.

"It's something I found while searching for a cookbook to find something for Lenalee to make me, but in order for it to work we have to draw a magical circle then make Helavaska activate it for us using the innocence she has." Komui explained, seeming to surprisingly understand it.

"Why can't me Chouji, Krowy, and Miranda activate it instead?" Lenalee asked.

"Because it's more epic this way that's why!" Komui said somewhat like he was expecting this to be an anime or something.

"What if Allen, Lavi, or Johnny catch us?!" Miranda whined.

"Then sucks to be you!" Bak said finally understanding the glory of it all. Everyone else knew this would be a pain. Most decided to stay in the bomb/akuma/storm/emergency shelter.

"okay … WE'RE HEEEREEEEE~" Komui happily shouted.

"Shut up or they're going to find us!" Krowy hissed.

"Moody much?" Komui replied in a rather valley girlish tone.

"Man we got here quick." Miranda muttered.

"That's cause I have magical powers!!!" Komui joked. " Lets get started ! Chouji you got the chalk?" Komui questioned.

"Yes it's right here!" Chouji quickly handed the chalk to Komui wondering why he even came along.

Komui quickly drew a PERFECT circle on the ground. Everyone else was wondering why didn't he put like a triangle in the middle or something.

"Um shouldn't it look more complicated than that?" Lenalee asked.

" Well it's magical why would I do anything else it's not a alchemy circle or anything! Plus I'm not one of those magical girls." Komui wondered.

"That's not what I meant." Lenalee whined.

POOF!!

"He~y~ yall need something?" The newly appeared Earl in a pink fairy costume (it looked like it was made by Disney.) One leg up, one closed eye, and a finger held up in questioning.

Thanks for all the reviews =3 please review I'm wondering if I'm on the right track. I love reading the reviews feel free to put as many as you want can't believe so many people read it over night. I was surprised I thought I'd have to wait a few days ( forgot how to spell wait I want to spell it weight! XD)