F.Y.W.T.O :rewrite chapter 2
Lulu) Hi people it's I the great and almighty Lulu-chan
Maru) Lu-chan stop lying I am great and almighty!
Lulu) No, I am
Maru) No, me
Lulu) No, me
Maru) No our beta KillerxGaara is the great and almighty one!
Lulu)…..
Maru) See you agree
Lulu)…..
Maru) I thank our beta for putting up with our bad grammar and Lulu's horrible spelling-
Lulu) HEY…. My spelling isn't that bad.
Maru) -and for putting up with Lulu in general (smiles and ducks random object thrown by Lulu) Now onto the story.
(Lulu's POV)
-- Dreamland--
'I was walking through a field of white and yellow daisies. I looked down and noticed that I was very much out of character seeing that I was wearing a white sundress and a large yellow straw hat. Shrugging my shoulders I walked towards a large blooming sakura tree that was sitting in the middle of the field. As I walked closer to the tree I noticed that there was someone standing near the sakura tree. As I got closer to the person and the tree I noticed who the person was it was the man of my dreams, grinning I took off at a dead run towards him and jumped into his arms. I didn't realize that tears were pouring down my face until he wiped one of them away and then said.
'Hush my love I'm here and never leaving' then I spoke I said the only thing that I could as I looked up into his blood red eyes.
'Itachi' as we leaned towards each other for what was sure to be the most perfect kiss-
--Reality--
My dream world shattered as Maru came into my room demanding that I wake up so we could plan our revenge. Opening my eyes I glared at my silvered hair friend and snarled at her for ruining my perfect dream. Mustering the mental will power not to tackle her I growled a half hearted
"What do you want Maru?"
"Lu-chan wake up! We must plan our perfect revenge." She yelled taking up a Lee worthy pose. Still glaring at her from under my blanket I grunted before pulling it up over my head ready to go back to sleep and finish my lovely dream while saying
"Go away I was dreaming about Itachi and you ruined it by waking me up."
"I never ruined it. It is all Megan's fault for being a stuck up bitch and making me want to get revenge on her for what she said to us yesterday. So therefore it's all her fault and you should be mad at her not me." She said matter-of fact type of voice.
I thought about this and realized that that what she said was true; if it wasn't for Megan then I could still be dreaming about Itachi. I suddenly sat up pointing at Maru's face my hair in disarray but not really caring then I yelled
"Damn it your right! Damn that Megan she ruin my perfect dream with Itachi …that bitch." During my rant and punching the air in front of me I somehow managed to fall onto the floor with a loud thump and an undignified oomph'.
"Lu-chan it's not nice to yell at the floor. It never did anything to you." Maru said standing in front of me a small smirk on her face
"I wasn't yelling at the floor I was yelling with the floor." I said sitting up and crossing my arms.
"Yea whatever buddy. Now come on we have to get ready to leave." She said I looked around my room for my alarm clock
"What the fuck! It's only 5:30 are you trying to kill me with lack of sleep?"
"Stop your bitching, Lu-chan, we have to go set up the trap before too many teachers show up. Now hurry up and get dressed." That's when I noticed that she was already dressed wearing a long sleeve baggie black and purple striped hoodie with black jeans and black and purple vans.
"Fine" I said pouting and still on the floor.
"Good now up hurry because we have to leave in five minutes to catch the next bus.." She said walking out and shutting my door.
"God she is so mean!" I yelled at my walls then I stood up and grabbed a green T-shirt and a pair of blue jeans from my closet and pulled them on. Putting on my green and black vans I grabbed my brush and brushed out my raven colored hair then picked up a hair tie and opened my door walking down the hall I pulled my hair into a ponytail.
--Time Skip- Fifth Period--
"Hey Maru-chan when is Steve going to do it?" I asked once again glancing up from my English book and looked over at Maru who was quietly taking notes acting like she didn't care if Steve went through with our plan or not.
"For the hundredth time Lu-chan I don't know Lu it's only fifth period we still have four more to go but I just hope it's soon. And besides its two minutes until lunch so just calm down." As if those words were a trigger the instant she said that phrase the intercom cracked on and a male's voice said the words that we had been patiently waiting for.
"Would Megan Hilt please report to room 33A for an emergency cheer leading meeting, Megan Hilt to room 33A." I looked at Maru who looked at me and we both grinned. After the announcement the ball rang signaling that English was over and the best class of the day was about to begin; lunch.
"I can't wait until schools over so we can watch the tape." I said to Maru as we were leaving for lunch.
"See told you the camcorder was a good idea" she said smiling.
During lunch me and Maru were sitting at a table that held some of the only people in the school who we considered good enough to be our friends; Steve, Dylan, and Zach. They were the only other three people in the entire world, besides my parents and Maru-chan of course; who I trusted my life with
As we were talking about how genius the plan was everyone else in the cafeteria got quiet and we all looked towards the entrance. What we saw was priceless, we couldn't help ourselves we all broke out laughing. Megan was standing there covered in feathers with some unnamable purple stuff dripping from her long blonde hair, and her cloths look like they were washed in neon colored paints. Everyone in the room was still laughing her cronies where running toward her. Megan finally seemed to figure out where she was and ran out of the room screaming her goons following behind her. Once everyone had stopped laughing we continued eating are lunch, it wasn't until later; near the end of the `lunch period that I sensed something bad coming our way.
"Maru-chan I sense a disturbance in the force my young padawan." I said causing her to give me a 'you did not just quote Yoda look' (Hey tori yoda dose say that right I'm not really sure if so you can delete this part in the parenthises)
"Like what?" Maru-chan asked looking confused. Right then a shadow loamed over us causing both of us to look straight up into the face of our principal.
"Lulu Bear and Maru Fuyu" He said from behind us. Just then a thought ran through our heads "Shit how did he know?"
"Yes sir Mr. Hamilton?" Maru answered trying to seem like an angel: which by the way she was pulling off quit well.
"Will you two please come with me, we have something's to discuss." He said; before turning around and started walking away leaving us to follow him and leave our lunch and friends behind us.
When we arrived at his office Megan was sitting there still covered in feathers and the purple stuff was still clumped in her hair and her clothes where still multicolored, she was clutching a towel in her hands and there was smudges of purple on her face.
"Wow Megan I don't know what look you're trying for but really it suits you perfectly." Maru said smirking at the blonde girl.
"Whatever.. I know you're the ones who did this to me you freaks." Megan said looking at Maru like her head was going to explode if she concentrated hard enough.
"Yea whatever you have no proof that we even did anything." I said trying to get her to look away from Maru so she could just see how badly I wanted to rip her throat out for even looking at Maru like that "And stop looking at Maru-chan like that you snot-noise spoiled slut." I said completely forgetting that the principal was in the room..
"Miss. Bear I would advise you to watch your mouth you two are in enough trouble as is." Mr. Hamilton said sitting in his chair and motioning for us to sit in the two empty chairs next to Megan.
"Why are we in trouble sir we didn't do anything wrong" Maru said taking the chair the farthest from Megan.
"Do not lie to me Miss. Fuyu your names where on the black board" Mr. Hamilton said looking at Maru who's eyes widened a bit before she snorted.
"Okay Mr. Hamilton who would be stupid enough to do something so……so genius then write their names on the chalkboard" she said looking at me from the corner of her eye.
"You don't believe me fine come with me girls and I'll show you" he said standing up and walking out the door.
Standing up I made a run for the door but Maru caught my arm which forced me to walk beside her as we got closer to the room Maru's grip on my arm got tighter. When we finally reached the room she had practically cut off the flow of blood and my arm was numb then when Mr. Hamilton pushed open the door Maru let go of my arm. Stepping into the room we looked around at the setup of the trap, as I was looking at a series of dominos and a fan Maru smacked my arm.
Looking at where she was pointing my face paled a little there on the chalkboard surrounded by doodles of bunnies and other things was 'Lulu-chan and Maru-chan waz here'. Looking over at Maru I saw she was deep in thought then she face palmed and looked at me and I grinned as the memory came back to me.
-Flash back-
"Oh my god, Lu-chan." Maru yelled "I swear if you don't stop knocking over the dominos I'm going to dye your whole wardrobe pink. Then I'm going to hide all of your credit cards so you can't go and buy more clothes."
"But Maru-chan that's' mean" I said hiding behind the teacher's desk.
"I know that's why I'm your friend." She said grinning
"Yeah, you do make a good point my dear friend but that's just evil." I said hoping that she wouldn't really do it.
"And just so you know i really would do it." She said like she could read my mind as she went back to setting the dominos up again for the third time. You know what they say third times the charm most of the time.
"Oh no she can read my mind now" I thought looking at my friend who sighed.
"No Lu-chan I can't read your mind your just talking aloud…again" she said standing in front of the teacher's desk.
"No I'm not." I said loudly standing up.
"Yes you were" Maru said calmly walking back to the dominos with me following her.
"No I wasn't"
Yes you were, now stop arguing with me we have work to do. And Lu-chan my dear friend, I swear to god that if you knock over the dominos one more time I'm going to beat you." Maru said in too calm of a voice for my liking.
"Ok Maru-chan I swear i won't knock the dominos over again scouts honor." I said. As Maru went back to setting the dominos up again for the third time. You know what they say third times the charm, most of the time.
FIVE MINTUES LATER
"LU-CHAN"
"What I said I was sorry." I said backing away from the slightly aggravated silver haired teen.
"What am i going to do with you?" she sighed.
"Love me, and take care of me, and not kill me." I said not missing a beat. Maru looked like shehad calmed down a little before saying.
"Okay Lu-chan I love you like a sister so I won't kill you but find something to entertain yourself with okay" Maru said going back to the dominos.
"Like what Maru-chan"? I asked
"I don't care what you do just stop helping me" That was when i saw the chalk on the teacher's desk and my mind wandered.
-End Flashback-
"Oh yeah" I said basically just giving us away causing Maru to sigh.
"Dammit Lu-chan" Maru said under her breath glaring at me
"Your two's punishment will be to be three days of suspension you may return to school on Monday morning." Mr. Hamilton said causing Maru's head to snap over to him making her break the death glare she was giving me.
"W-what no M-Mr. Hamilton can't you give us another punishment"? Maru sputtered looking pleadingly at the heavy set man.
"I'm sorry Miss. Fuyu this is the only fitting punishment I can think of I will contact both of your parents at the end of school please collect your things and come to my office with that he left and Maru and me went to get our stuff.
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Lulu) Whoa man that's harsh!
Maru) Yeah we're so mean to our two main characters.
Lulu) I know but we are so making it up to them in the next chapter aren't we Maru-chan?
Maru) Yep we are so I don't feel bad now!
Lulu) Yep so till next time please send us reviews and we'll keep dishing out new chapters!