Plan 2

An Argue to Remember

Envy couldn't wait till the sunset, because Greed will be asleep and he'll be able to do his little prank next. Oh, yes, life was good...

As what the palm-tree haired wanted. The golden sunset rested leaving a bright of a moon and the tiny little stars reached up. It was probably around ten or eleven and Greed was set off to bed. He went into his room to fall asleep. Envy decided to wait about thirty-minutes or so, till Greed was slowly falling asleep and/or completely asleep, but while those minutes. Envy was chewing a huge size of gum that he put in his mouth while Greed was or beginning to asleep. A huge clock "ding...dong"ed at the time being thirty-minutes. Envy walked into Greed's room queitly, spitting out the gum. Placing it on the fluffy hair of the "Ultimate Shield." Then as he turns, the hair will fill with the sticky substance all over his hair. Envy just couldn't wait what he will do. He walked out to sleep.

It was a bright morning, yet another day to come. Greed awoke with a big yawn.

"Mmmm, another wonderful morning!" Greed got up, stepping down the main hall into the rest room.

He scuffles his hair. His hand pulled down, sticky.

"Huh?" Greed pulled his hand at is face, sniffing the watermelon flavored gum. "What the hell!?" Greed begin to touch his hair seeing as his hand came down with more of the pink sunbstance.

"...what-the...Gum? Oh no...please don't tell me- EENVVVVVY!" Greed rushed out to the kitchen. "What is this, Envy!?"

"Gum..." Envy sipped his little cup of tea.

"Why did you! Ugh!!"

"I know how to get it out..." Envy grinned sipping.

"How!?"

"Peanut Butter," Envy sipped again.

"Ugh! Are you fucking serious!!"

"Uh-yeah..."

Greed marched out angerily, he couldn't believe it. Envy had put the gum in his hair while he was asleep, and now it was all over his hair. Greed had to change to buy peanut butter, because it looked like Envy did something to it. It was just the other day he had made a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. He was ticked off and he was going to get him back good!

Greed had walked to the supermarket. He went to asile five to get the peanut butter, as he walked in line, the cashier scanned it.

"That will be two, twenty-five...you're hair is pink." That cashier pointed to the hair of Greed's.

"Yeah...I know." Greed pulled out his wallet.

"How did that happen?"

"My friend put gum in my hair," Greed pulled out the money.

"...HaHaHa! Are you serious? The cashier begin to laugh.

"It's not funny!" Greed slammed the money on the small table where it asked for donations. The cashier coughed, "Thank you, please come again."

Greed walked off, "Yeah-yeah..." Greed entered the homunculus home, he sighed for even having to be there.

"So did you get it?" Envy asked still sipping or drinking his coffee.

"Shutup.." Greed marched through to the restroom. "Okay." Greed open the jar dipping his hand in the goo of peanuts, "Aw...man-" He rubbed it against his hand acting if he was putting jell on it, he rubbed his hair with the goop. Scrubbing it hard so it wouldn't stay in. He then left it in for about five minutes, having to take a shower.

Greed turned off the water, exiting out of the shower, "Phew..." Greed begin to comb his hair, forgetting about his gum problem. After awhile he stopped. His hair. His hair was fluffy again! He loved it, he rushed out of the bathroom and ran to Envy, "Ha! It's out! I got it out!" Greed pointed at Envy grinning.

"I see.." Envy nodded, he stood up wrapping and arm around Greed, walking. "Look, Greed. I know the way I dress seems unapproiate...but you...please don't start."

Greed looked down at himself, to see only his boxers on. He steamed, face red from embrassement. He toke Envy's hand off roughly, by just walking off. Stomping back into the bathroom. Envy couldn't help but to laugh at the comment he made. He realy did enjoy to get Greed back, espcially when it was Greed's turn to get him back. Why? It always backfired at Greed. Which hasn't been lately, but he was able to embrass him more. And that was enough Envy could ask for.

Greed rushed out back into the bathroom. Now he had to think of a plan-a really good-good plan, but how was he going to do it? What kind of plan? Greed also has to think of one fast before that hoe wearing homunculus. He put on his clothes as he shook the extra water out of his hair.

Ding!

An idea hatched on Greed. Oh man did he know what to do. He sneak into Envy's room, pulling out scicors, and going to his closet.

Greed had to wait till tomorrow for his plan to work, but it didn't matter. All he had to do was avoid Envy. That does go well. All he had to do was get out of the house. Greed went to bar's, the store, out drinking, it wasn't difficult. Around eleven p.m. Greed went to the homunculu's house.

It was morning and Envy woke up slipping on his slippers and robe as he walked to his closet. Envy slipped on his skort, and his sleeveless belly button shirt. He yawned, walking dows the stairs. Lust spit our her coffee, Sloth crunched up her papers, Gluttony accdenitly ate his hand, Wrath twitched, and Greed-Greed snickered. Envy stopped and turned, "What's the matter with you guys!?"

Lust paused, then spoke, "Envy, are you trying to be a complete slut?"

"What are you talking about?! ...Besides the fact you are one." Envy looked the other way, as then he looked down at himself.

"...WHAT! WHAT THE HELL!?" Envy noticed that his skort was shorter, just below his butt, and his belly button shirt reached up to his chest.

Greed paused, not being able to hold his snicker in, he burst out laughing. Envy turned to Greed, angerly.

"GREED!!" Envy exploded, he marched over to him pulling him up by his shirt on the chest. Greed's lips curved like a cat. "What?"

"Why the hell did you do that!?" Envy growled.

"Why not? ...You always do things to me." Greed smirked.

"Never like this!!"

"Oh and why!? Yes you have! Gum in my hair! Fish! The time you replaced my whole wardrobe with bras and throngs!!"

Envy chuckled, "Yeah..."

"Exactally!" Greed steamed.

"...It still makes no sense! Why do you do this things!?"

Greed pushed Envy off, "You want to know why! I don't know why! OKAY! I Guess I just do cause-cause, ugh!!" I DON'T KNOW!"

Envy stared at Greed, as he marched off. Envy didn't understand and this was the first. He stared as Greed walked away.