Blame CHIKARAfiction for this! He reignited my love for Bloody Red Version. Since it's almost April and I need some humor, here's some for you!

These are all real pranks, so go ahead and use them if you please.

Sorry ahead of time for the short chapters. These are just side-stories to the main BRV plotline and have no distinct place of origin within said plotline. These are just written for humor purposes.

I apologize if anyone seems OOC. For one, it's been a long time since I've written anything mainstream in this series. For two, I've been doing a massive AU RP involving the BRV plotline with CHIKARAfiction and may accidentally be falling back on the cast's…slightly altered behaviors…for these chapters. I apologize if this disappoints you. I'm trying to keep everyone in their original, bloodthirsty or terrified personalities… Dante most of all. There are only so much of the normal elements I can keep when using April Fool's jokes, though. :P

I hope you like them! Enjoy!

Prank 2: Bottomed Out

"Hey, Dante! Where did you put those cracker things?" Zapper asked, hopping up onto the desk where Dante sat.

Dante looked at him in confusion. Cracker things?

"The stuff I really like! Those crispy thin cracker things!" the Pikachu explained in annoyance.

Realization hit like a brick wall. Oh! Those things! Dante indicated the cabinet by the bed.

"Thanks! You're a real pal, dude!" Zapper declared.

Diving off the desk, the yellow mouse Pokemon pulled open the cabinet door and jumped up onto the bed frame. He saw the box he was looking for immediately. Reaching out for it, he could just barely reach it.

"Darn it!" he growled. "Talon, help!"

"Why?" The Fearow looked up from where he was, nestled down on the bed.

"Because you've got massive wings and I've got tiny arms! Help a pal, dude! Please?" Zapper whined, wiggling his fingers pathetically to prove his lack of reach.

"I've got no fingers to grab with," Talon deadpanned, frowning.

"Just pull the box down for me, would you? It's not that hard!" Zapper pleaded.

After a moment, the large bird reluctantly rose from his makeshift nest of blankets and approached. Grabbing the edge of the box with his beak, he slowly edged it off the shelf. Zapper darted below the bird, excitedly waiting for his treat. His smile died at Talon's next words.

"April Fool's, Zapper."

The Fearow pulled the box off the shelf, letting loose an avalanche of crackers from the box's nonexistent bottom. Zapper cried out as he was buried beneath the crispy squares of snack food. Once the shower of crackers was done, Talon dropped the empty box in a trash can nearby and proceeded to snicker.

Dante nearly fell out of his chair, body shaking with silent laughter. He was suddenly happy to have in-game character muteness. Zapper couldn't call him out on laughter since there was no sound to it.

Dune stifled his giggles behind his tiny paws. Rocket outright laughed, falling over and rocking on his shell with the force of his laughs. Wildfire fell back against a wall, pointing and laughing hysterically. Gale hid his beak behind a wing but choked laughs could be heard.

After a moment, Zapper burst free in a flurry of tossed crackers. He glared at Talon, who had returned to his 'nest' to laugh. The Fearow was unfazed by his friend's glare.

"Not funny, dude! I actually wanted those!" Zapper barked, peeved. Sparks jumped from his cheeks. "I could fry you…"

"There's another box on the bottom shelf," Dante said between wheezed laughs.

Zapper shoved aside a bag of chips to reveal the promised box. A quick check proved it to be completely uncompromised or booby-trapped in any way, shape, or form. He clutched it possessively to his chest, glaring at everyone.

"I'm getting you back for that! All of you!" Zapper declared.

"Have fun getting us, mouse," Wildfire chuckled darkly, teeth bared in a vicious shark's grin.

The Pikachu pulled back, fur rising in terror. He quickly turned away from Wildfire and Gale, leveling his glare at the other four.

"I'll get you for this!" he declared once more.

He then scurried under the bed, dragging the box of his precious cracker snacks with him. He was not seen again for the rest of the day. Talon continued to laugh regardless.