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Mummy Dearest: Part 1
It was a rather bored day at history class in Mellowbrook Elementary as Mr. Teacherman, the history teacher is giving his students some assignments that were bored. Among these students are Kick Buttowski, Gunther Magnuson, Kendall Perkins, Ronaldo Van Hazel, "Wacky" Jackie Wackerman, Christopher (aka. Mouth), Johnny Test, Sissy Blankley, Janet Nelson, Bumper Randalls, Jonni West, Emo Kid, Kyle Buttowski, Avery Buttowski, Annabelle Magnuson, Jen and the newcomer yet shy boy Jeremy Ezekiel.
"Alright class," Mr. Teacherman spoke. "I know this is a rather bored day but I have good news for you if you stop and listen for once."
The class stops working and stared at Mr. Teacherman.
"As you all know, tomorrow is our class field trip. In fact, this will be our first ever out-of-country field trip, around the world."
The class cheered on this.
"By the way, this'll take place tomorrow morning at the airport and get you parents to sign the permission slips. No slips, no field trip!"
"This is going to be awesome!" Kick said. "This'll be like a real adventure."
"And what lies beyond our adventures will be the romance," Jackie said while swooning over Kick.
"And learning historical lessons," Kendall added.
"Who gives a damn about school," Johnny said. "I bet this trip is just as fun as going down Devil's Grave."
"Have you ever considered yourself immature?" Janet added. "We kids may hate school but it helps us to get to adulthood."
"Janet's right Johnny," Ronaldo replied. "Unless of course you have science on your side."
"Again with the science Ronaldo?" Avery butted in. "But personally, you can't just force people to do science all the time."
"I agree with Avery," Annabelle replied taking Avery's side.
"Same here," Gunther added.
"I do not think this trip will be fun," Emo Kid cried in a low voice. "Nothing's ever fun."
"Are you always so negative Emo Kid?" Mouth said to Emo Kid.
"All the time."
"Who know what the trip might be," Sissy said. "And further more, who know what adventures we might have in our childhood."
"I bet it's a prank to get us less bored," Bumper said. "I know what teachers are like."
"Same here," Jonni replied. "Something tells me that we'll be off to a bad start tomorrow."
"How must you know that?" Jen asked.
"Instincts."
"Hey do you know that if you can read minds, you are considered a powerful wizard?" Kyle blabbered.
"Who cares about that eh?" Jeremy said in a mean tone. "You're just a chatterbox."
"Don't try to be mean here Jeremy," Kendall said. "I know you're new here, but please stay out of trouble m'kay?"
"M'kay."
Just then, the bell rang and everyone went to their next class. Tomorrow will be an adventure. Or so they though it was.
()()()()()
The next day, the history class packs up their bags and went to the bus which took them to the airport. Along the way, the 18 students are wondering if the trip is actually fun or was it one of the teachers' sick pranks. Who knows? Maybe it was both fun and a sick prank. As they got to the airport, they are greeted by (you know who from the Total Drama Series) Chris McLean and the still angry as ever Chef Hatchet.
"The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea! Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with an elementary history class!" Chris said in a happy tone. "Welcome and I hope the kids are excited Mr. Teacherman."
"They are just as excited as we are Chris," Mr. Teacherman said. "Here are my 18 students."
Mr. Teacherman turns to the bus.
"COME ON OUT KIDS! THE ADVENTURE AWAITS!"
Out first from the bus came Kick with his skateboard, followed by Gunther who hops off the bus, Kendall walking elegantly before being pushed aside by Janet, followed by Sissy who is pushed by Johnny who is also pushed by Ronaldo, followed by Mouth listening to his music before being yelled at by Bumper who had Jonni on top of his back which causes the both of them to tumble to the ground by Jeremy, followed by Emo Kid and Kyle who keeps on talking, causing Avery to get mad at him as she walks off the bus, followed by Annabelle while Jackie gives both girls deadly glares, followed by Betty who is pretty much normal and last but not least, Jen who gives Chris the middle finger.
"This is your class?" Chris asked in confusion? "I thought that they'd be a little older."
"Well that's what we get," Mr. Teacherman replied.
"Eh good point. Anyway, I'm Chris McLean and I'll be the host for the trip which by the way is also a reality show."
"A reality show? That sounds cool."
"Glad you like 'll be competing all around the globe for a chance to win a million dollars! So all aboard to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet!"
"Are there reserved seats?" Avery asked. "I mean, can I have one not behind Jackie's wacky hair?"
"It's human hair Mexican!" Jackie yelled back.
"And to make this even more exciting," Chris continued. "We're adding a new competitor! He's an honor-roll student and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species. Leonardo!"
The 18 students watch as a black limo stops in front of them and out came a tall, Hispanic boy, 14 years old, who wore a green short sleeved jacket over a black shirt, a pair of white jeans and black boots. He apparently has very dark green eyes and long dark brown hair which resembles bangs.
"Perhaps I can be of an asistant," Leonardo said as he helps Jonni and Sissy up to their feet.
"Oh my," Sissy said as she and Jonni blushed madly.
"I-I have a boyfriend," Jonni said as she snaps herself out of a trance.
"And amigos," Leonardo said as he lends Johnny and Ronaldo his hand. "Allow me."
"Wow," Johnny said.
"Whatever," Ronaldo said also.
Just then, the 19 kids heard troubling engines and nails shooting out from nowhere. They were a bit shocked to see a giant first-class airplane which kinda seemed to be rusted and unsafe and covered in bits of duct tape.
"What the?" Kick was the first to speak upon seeing the plane.
"Excuse me, but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane," Kendall spoke.
"Relax, it's perfectly safe!" Chris replied. "Now boarding!"
"Oh no! I can't ride on that!" Gunther cried almost immediately. "Call the United Nations, call a cab, and call my Mom! I'm not doing this, I'm out! This is unethical!"
But Chris walks over to Gunther with a frying pan in his hand and hits him in the head real hard.
"Mommy," Gunther cried in a high-pitched voice.
"Anyone else got a problem with it?" Chris asked.
"Nope," Kick replied.
"Love it," Annabelle replied also.
"Dibs on the window seat," Jonni replied as well.
"Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones!" Chris yelled dramatically again. "We're saving you a first class seat for all the action! Right here on Total! Drama..."
The music starts to play as Chris and Chef began to sing.
*...Musical!
Musical!
MUUU-SIIIII-CAAAAAL!*
"Seriously?" Kick asked.
()()()()()
Chris gives the 19 kids and Mr. Teacherman a tour around the plane and inside until they stopped at what seems to be a lunch room.
"For the remaining of this voyage, you'll be singing songs," Chris said. "One per episode."
"Singing? Really?" Avery spoke in an annoyed tone "I thought he was joking about that?"
"Well I don't have a problem with that," Kendall added.
"Yeah cause you like singing!" Sissy replied.
"Well I don't!" Johnny said angrily. "Girls sing. Little birdies sing. Ha-ha! Johnnies do not sing!"
"Think I'll get to sing any game songs I want?" Kyle spoke quickly.
"I'll beat you if you try!"
"If you don't sing," Chris reminded Johnny. "You'll automatically be eliminated from the competition. Any-who, this is the dining hall where you'll enjoy in-flight meals.
"Not for long!" Jeremy said in a dramatic tone. "Prepare to lose to the Jeremy! I'm stronger, faster, smarter-"
"Chattier, blabbier, can't-shut-upier... now zip it and let me finish this tour so we can get this bird in flight!"
"Is there a ladies room?" Kendall asked.
"Just through there."
"Good cause I need to make a little deposit."
()()()()()
Confession Camera in the washroom:
Kendall is about to make a deposit until she sees a camera at the mirror.
"There's a camera in the potty?" Kendall asked in a shocked tone. "UGGH! Can I have a little privacy on this show?"
End Confession Camera
()()()()()
Chris leads the 19 kids to the Economy Class of the plane. It's so messy and ruined with wooden benches and duct tapes and it's not in a good condition.
"What is this place?" Janet asked.
"It doesn't look comfortable," Mouth added also.
"This is the Economy Class," Chris said. "This is where the losing team go to until the next challenge."
"Where are the beds?" Kendall spoke.
"Gunther? Care to demonstrate?"
The kids could see Gunther strapped to the bench while snoring out louding because of his fear of flying.
"This does not look comfortable." Jackie remarked on this.
"No comfort for losers," Chris said.
"We should hit the winner's compartment," Jeremy said. "Cause I ain't never gonna sit back here. Hah! Never!"
"Is 'never' your policy on mouthwash too?" Emo Kid asked Jeremy.
()()()()()
Several minutes later, Chris had led the kids to First Class of the plane. It is so luxorious like Egyptian cottons. Gold and red wallpaper covered the section with royal blue carpet under luxorious crimson seats.
"And here we have First Class," Chris said. "Where the winners of the challenge go to until next challenge comes."
"Now this is more the ladies' taste," Leonardo said confidently.
"Oh my you're quite the charmer," Betty said as if she was in a trance. "Leonardo."
"That guy's smooth as mom's gravy," Annabelle said.
"Yeah well I'm not going to let him steal my girl," Bumper replied.
"Ha-hah! No one can compete with gravy. Ever."
But what the kids didn't notice is that Jen is glaring at Leonardo angrily as if she knew that Leonardo is up to something.
()()()()()
Confession Camera in the cockpit:
Jen is there who gives the camera the middle finger.
"I can see right through that guy," Jen said in a sarcastic tone. "You know, this extra confessional is a million times better than talking in the toilet."
"Maybe for you," Chef interupted. "I'm trying to prep for a flight here."
"Hello? Venting! Shh! Anyway, new guy is so transparent, so fake, so-"
"Deliciously seductive?"
"That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say."
"Pretty good looking guy, to boot. I'm just saying!"
"DAMN! Forget this!"
End Confession Camera
()()()()()
"Whoa," Gunther said. "Where are we now?"
"A grand piano?" Kendall said.
"A metal fireplace?" Sissy said too.
"A tanning bed?" Kick said also.
"And a hot tub?" Mouth said finally as he saw Jackie walking towards it.
"Where can I win this for my Kick?" Jackie asked.
"Easy weird girl with big glasses and freaky smile," Chris said. "These are my quarters, and they're off limits. Clear?"
"Crystal."
()()()()()
Confession Camera in the cockpit:
Jen is there who gives the camera the middle finger yet again.
"Anyway," Jen spoke. "Since Betty is teamed up with Leonardo, my only strategic option is to form an alliance with Emo Kid. But this'll be harder than I expected to be because Emo Kid is hard to make friends with."
End Confession Camera
()()()()()
"And that's about it for now," Chris said as he and the kids are back in the dinning hall. "I skiped the cargo hold in the gulley, but I'm sure you'll find it later, when I 'accidentally' lock you in."
Just then, the plane moved causing Sissy to fall onto Leonardo's arms.
"Senorita? Are you okay?" Leonardo asked.
"Is the Earth moing?" Sissy asked.
"Nope," Kick replied. "We are."
"Oh and one more thing," Chris said again. "I'm sure all of you hae heard about the elimination cremony?"
The kids shook their heads.
"Right. This is your first time. My bad. It takes place right in there."
He shows them a place where totem poles and Hawaiian curtans behind benches are and at the opposite side of the benches are the emergency door.
"Here's how it works. The losing team will have to face the ceremony. Here I have barf bags full of airline-issue peanuts which will be given to the ones I called out. If you don't receive one..."
"I have a peanut allergy," Jeremy interrupted. "Or more like a sensitivity."
"You'll be force to take the Drop of Shame."
"Okay, I just don't like-"
"Kinda like this!"
Chris grabs Jeremy and throws him off the moving plane.
"HEY!" Jeremy cried. "Good one, eh! Now, slow down and let my bling back in!"
"All eliminations are final, bro!"
()()()()()
As the plane flies towards the destination, the kids are at the dinning hall, waiting for adventure.
"Any seconds from now, we're closer to having an adventure," Annabelle said. "And further away, our parents."
'Hey do you know that Link from The Legend of Zelda videogame is commonly depicted as a child or a young teenager of the pointy eared Hylian race," Kyle blabbered to the other kids. "Originated n the fictional land of Hyrule?"
Just then, the little bell is heard and everyone saw Chris wearing a tuxedo.
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time!" Chris said. "So, let's hear it."
"But, what are we supposed to sing?" Kendall asked.
"You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn't be challenging otherwise now, would it?"
Kendall: Up!
Kendall and Jonni: Up!
Kendall, Jonni, and Jackie: Up!
Kendall, Jonni, Jackie, and Betty: Up!
Mouth: Sing!
Mouth and Kick: Sing!
Mouth, Kick, and Bumper: Sing!
Mouth, Kick, Bumper, and Emo Kid: Sing!
Girls: We're flying.
Boys: And singing.
Everyone: We're flying and we're singing!
Jackie: Come fly with us!
Jackie and Kyle: Come fly with us!
Jonni: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Sissy: Come fly with us!
Sissy and Betty: Come fly with us!
Leonardo: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.
Johnny: Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.
Mouth: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. Ah!
Avery: Yeah, but, guys, you're singing on TV.
Janet: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!
Kick: Come fly with us!
Kick and Kendall: Come fly with us!
Jen: Do you know how to steer this thing!
Chef Hatchet: I try.
In the cargo hold is Jeremy the stowaway.
Jeremy: They thought they could leave me and depart. But this stowaway's got winning in his heart!
Emo Kid: Come fly with us! Come die with us!
"We're flying? I hate flying!" Gunther cried. "Stop the plane!"
But that leads him to get knocked out by Chris again.
Back in the dinning hall, Johnny and Avery refuse to sing.
Jackie, Kendall, Kick, and Mouth: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
Avery and Johnny: No!
"Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules?" Chris asked. "Because in order to escape instant elimination-"
Sissy: "All contestants must sing in each show"!
Janet: Johnny, do it! Let's go!
Kyle: Avery, sing it! Don't go!
Avery: I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Janet: Johnny, come on! Please?
Johnny: This sucks!
Everyone (but Johnny, Gunther and Jeremy) Yeah!
"Enough with the singing, fruitcakes!" Chef yelled on the interom. "Strap yourselves in; we are now beginning our descent into Egypt. Musical numbers... worst idea ever. Chris is such an idiot. Hey, why's the PA light still on... ? Oh sh-"
"We'll be right back," Chris informed the audience.
()()()()()
Eleven hours later, the kids have arrived in Egypt. They are soon greeted by Chris who wore an Egyptian king outfut.
"You guys ready for fun? Now it's time for a challenge," Chris said. "I called it Pyramid Over Under."
"An eleven hour flight, Chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number, and now we got a challenge?" Bumper yelled.
"Yes. Yes it is. Anywho, your challenge is to go either inside or over the pyramid and make it to the finish line. Afterwards, I'll tell you the second part of the challenge."
"What will be the second half?" Ronaldo asked.
"You'll have to find out as you go geek boy."
"WAIT UP!" cried Jeremy as he runs up to Chris. "I told you I wan't gonna lose this time!"
"Didn't we leave you in like, California, or Kanas? Or whatever?"
"It's called landing gear. I climed it and hid it with the cargo."
"Impressive, but you're still out."
"No way! I'm in it to win it!"
"Hey, it's your funeral. And GO!"
Chris clashes the cymbals together in Jeremy's face, causing him to flinch as everybody else runs to the pyramid.
()()()()()
"Oh great," Emo Kid said as he and some of the contestants are behind Gunther. "Our friendly neighbourhood host dude failed to mention there were two different paths."
"How do we know which way's right?" Gunther asked.
"Let's decide randomly," Kick replied. "There a small chance that one of them is the safest."
"Same here," Jackie replied also. "I say we take the path with the mummy symbol on it."
"Shouldn't we read the labels first?" Kendall reminded Jackie.
"What's you're point Jackie?" Mouth butted in. "Some of us are taking the insect path. C'mon people."
And with Annabelle, Ronaldo, Jen, Emo Kid and Kyle followed Mouth to the parth with the insect on it while Kick, Gunther, Bumper, Jonni, Jackie and Kendall took the mummy path, leaving the rest to take the arrow path.
()()()()
However, Betty, Sissy, Leonardo, Janet, Avery and Johnny are going to go over the pyramid.
"Is it too late to go under?" Sissy asked.
"Leonardo's doing okay," Betty replied as she sees Leonardo doing a stunt to get on top. "He's like a mountain goat."
"May I be of assistance?" Leonardo asked as he takes Sissy and Betty's hands.
Meanwhile, the conflict between Janet, Johnny and Avery isn't going as smoothly as they think it would be. Janet had insisted that their hips would be tied together in ropes as they gradually climb the pyramid.
"You are so much of a threat to me than you are to Wacky Jackie!" Janet yelled at Avery.
"As least you didn't call me Mexican like Wacky Jackie did Janet!" Avery yelled back. "And you're such a snob when it comes to team player."
"And you'r no much of a team player either. All you do is act like the tough girl all day. And your form is appalling!"
"Gee thanks! I was just wondering about that!"
"You know, you're only here because I'm feeling nice today"
"Wow, this is you being nice? My sympathies!"
"Are you hearing this, Johnny? You're not gonna let her get away with that!"
()()()()()
Back in the pyramids, Gunther's mini team found a pile of bandages in a chamber they went to.
"Oooh I bet this is the mummy's chamber," Jackie said gleefully. "And we have to mummify someone in order to win.
"We have no time for that Jackie," Kendall warned her.
But it was too late as Jackie grabs Jonni (as an act of being jealous of her) and mummified her alive while Gunther, Kendall, Kick and Bumper watch in confusion.
()()()()()
In the insect path, Mouth, Annabelle, Ronaldo, Jen, Emo Kid and Kyle are walking to find the exit until Annabelle spots a row of mummified animals. What caught her eyes the most is the mummified dog.
"That's a real dog," Annabelle said. "Poor little guy."
"We do not have time to cry over a stuffed dog!" Mouth cried.
"Hey there little buddy. Wish I had a biscuit to give 'ya."
But as Annabelle makes her attempt to pet the mummified dog, it breaks into pieces.
"Oh no!" Annabelle cried. "What did I do? What did I do?"
Just then, the pyramid starts shaking and what the six kids saw were raining scarabs.
"SCARABS!" Kyle cried. "RUN!"
()()()()()
Outside the pyramid, Leonardo, Betty and Sissy are at the top of the pyramid and are wondering how to get to the bottom.
"It's too steep to carry you fine ladies to the bottom," Leonardo said
"I know!" Sissy said as she spots a neon sigh. "Let's surf down there. After all, I am a surfer."
"Great idea Sissy," Betty said.
()()()()()
"Now where did Jonni run off to?" Bumper cried as he desperately looks for Jonni who somehow disappears.
"We've been running in circles to find her," Kendall added. "She ran off because of Jackie's wackiness."
"If we follow the smell of awesome," Kick suggested. "We'll find her no problem."
"I'm guessing the smell came from me," Gunther said as he let out a fart. "Oooh. Airplane food."
Just then, Jackie noticed a mummy standing perfectly still.
"Hey Bumper!" Jackie said to Bumper. "I found your girl."
"Say Jonni," Bumper said as he saw the mummy. "You do make a cute mummy. How about a kiss for me?"
As Bumper makes his attempt to kiss the mummy, the mummy groaned in an unfamiliar tone that Kendall was the first to notice. The mummy wasn't Jonni. It was actually the undead.
"That's not Jonni you guys," Kendall cried. "It's the undead!"
"RUN!" Gunther cried.
()()()()()
Outside the pyramid, Chris is waiting as Mouth, Annabelle, Ronaldo, Jen, Emo Kid and Kyle ran out of the pyramid exit and were the first to cross the finish line.
"Congradulations kids," Chris said. "You six are now team one."
"We're first?" Annabelle cried. "WE'RE FIRST! YAY!"
Just then, Kick, Gunther, Kendall, Bumper and Jackie also crossed the finish line.
"Nicely done kids," Chris said. "Stand at circle number two. You guys will be team number 2."
Then Sissy, Betty and Leonardo surfed their way to the finish line as well.
"Excellent cool cats. Betty, go join team 2 while Leonardo and Sissy are the first people to form the third team."
"Okay," Betty said as she joins team 2 while Leonardo and Sissy stayed in their place.
"Um where's Avery?" Ronaldo asked Jen. "Not that I cared, but I'm just curious."
()()()()()
"I'm telling you Janet! We need to untie!" Avery yelled at Janet.
"I'm captain of this and I'm telling you it's not safe!" Janet yelled back.
Just then, the little bell rang.
"Oh kits!" Chris yelled at them. "You know the sound. It's musical number time! Let's hear the reprise!"
"No way!" Johnny yelled in anger. "You said one song per episode!"
"Yeah well this is not a song. It's a reprise. If you don't sing, you're out."
This finally made Johnny lose his temper as he stomps down the pyramid, dragging Janet and Avery with him.
"You know what? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Three hours of these two squawking on this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat, and you want me to sing? FORGET IT!"
"Dude. You have a contract."
"Eat it, McLean! If you need me, I'll be in the plane waiting for a ride home 'cause I'm out. Done. I quit!"
Janet and Avery gasp as Johnny angrily storms off towards the Total Drama Jumbo Jet. Just then, Leonardo lends them a hand.
"Looks like we're teammates," Leonardo said to Janet and Avery.
Just then, everyone saw Jonni (dressed as a mummy) running towards the finish line while carrying the undead.
"JONNI NO!" Bumper cried.
"You're carrying the undead!" Gunther cried also.
"Really?" Jonni asked. "Cool."
Just then, the undead jumps out of Jonni's arms and unwraps himself, revealing to be Jeremy.
"Thanks for all the help you knobs." Jeremy said in a sarcastic tone. "I did whatever I can to be in this game! PLEASE! GIVE ME A CHANCE!"
"Alright," Chris said in defeat. "Since we're down a man thanks to Mr. JohnnyHatesSinging, you are to swich places with Kyle, meaning that you're in team 1 while Kyle, Jonni, Avery and Janet are in team three. Okay, teams, decide on a name while I eat this ice cream."
"TEAM VICTORY!" Mouth, Annabelle, Ronaldo, Jen, Emo Kid and Jeremy cried.
"TEAM AWESOME!" Kick, Gunther, Kendall, Bumper, Betty and Jackie cried.
But the third team which consisted of Leonardo, Avery, Janet, Kyle, Jonni and Sissy are having a hard time with their names. Just then, Kyle had an idea.
"Got it!" Kyle cried. "Team World of Warcraft!"
"What!" the other teammates cried at this.
"Great names you guys," Chris said. "And now for the rewards, Team Awesome get a camel, Team World of Warcraft gets a goat while Team Victory get a stick."
"So the guys who came in second get a camel and we get a stick?" Jen cried.
"All will be revealed next time on Mellowbrook Musical!"