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CHAPTER 2-FLIPPY

It was a warm sunny morning, the birds were chirping, and the beautiful sound of no noise was always presen- "What the hell!?! Those greedy mother fuckers are cutting my war benefits!" We now go a green oddly decorated army bunker inhabited by a green chubby bear (it's true! See double whammy pt 4) let's watch:

"I can't believe it those greedy bastards are slashing 30% off my benefits! Where am I going to get the money to compensate for the 30%!" (evil) You could just do what those raccoon brothers do, steal the money!

(Flippy) No! I'm not stealing the money, stealing is wrong and I'm not going to jail for something that could've been avoided (evil) You know, sometimes I wonder how you were a solider in the first place Evil's voice faded in Flippy's head.

"Flippy what's all that that yelling for it's six o'clock in the morning do you have to do that now! Get your green ass back in bed!" Flaky yelled from the bedroom upstairs. "I can't I have some errands to do!" He yelled back Flippy put on his usual army fatigues and head out the door.

(Time skip 50 minutes)

"Okay what are your qualifications or skills?" "Let's see, I have a high school diploma I fought in the war for about 6 years, and I never went to college." Flippy replied. "Let's see what kind of jobs we have for your skills, Okay! We have a ditch digger, cashier, you can de-feather chickens, oh or you could clean up after elephants at the circus"

The guy behind the counter said . (evil) a fucking ditch digger? I'm not subjecting myself to menial labor, I'm a high ranking solider! "So what jobs will you take?" The guy said.

"Well that depends… what job pays the highest?" Flippy said. "Cleaning up after elephants at the circus. "How much does it pay?" Flippy asked. "22,000 dollars a year." "22,000 that's more than they cut off" Flippy said to himself. "I'll take it" "good show up to work tomorrow at 8:00 am sharp."

Flippy walked out the office "I can't believe I'm cleaning up elephant shit as a job."

BACK AT FLIPPY'S HOUSE

"Flaky I got a job" Flippy said in a low disappointed voice "Really what kind of job doctor, lawyer, scientist!" Flaky said eager to find out what kind of job her boyfriend. Flippy sighed. "I clean up after elephants at the lumpy's circus."

Flaky's smile soon faded in to a frown, then a huge grin on her face. "You clean up after elephants! Ha! Flippy cleaning up animal shit I've got to get the video camera, your family is gonna laugh at you forever!" Flaky said hysterically while laughing on the floor.

"It's not that funny, I'm just doing this until the economy gets better!" Flippy said, his voice was now turning serious . "Okay, okay I'll stop laughing but I'm coming with you tomorrow" Flaky said calming down.

THE NEXT DAY

" Flippy wake up it's 7:04!" Flaky said lazily shaking flippy off the bed. Flippy fell off the bed . "What the hell! Why'd you do that for?" Flippy said getting up. "It's 7:00 o'clock aren't going to go to your job? "yeah, yeah I'm goin' already."

Flippy walked towards the bathroom murmuring to himself. I miss the days where I woke up at ten and went to bed at 3:00 in the morning now I'm stuck cleaning elephant shit form 8:00 to 4:00.

In no time Flippy was at the circus, " wow this isn't what I had in mind" Flippy said to himself. He got out his jeep and saw lumpy (who at this time was the ring master) "uh um are you here for da job?" Lumpy said stupidly.

"Yes I am my name is flippy" He said shaking lumpy's hand. Lumpy took up a shovel and tossed it at flippy. (evil) oh damn a shovel? Exactly how big is the shit? And I feel so sorry for you (flippy) shut up sick bastard! " so where should I start cleaning?" Flippy asked.

"duh.. over there' Lumpy pointed to a huge cage with 3 elephants in it behind them was a huge pile of shit behind them. Flippy's face turned dark green in the middle "Do I have to?" He took up a shovel and an oversized garbage bag and went in the cage. "Oh jesus, this stinks so fucking much, he put on a mask (the ones used in the hospital) Flippy started to shovel , when he shoveled again something bad happened .

In the pile of dung, there was a hard rocky part (gag) flippy pushed the shovel down as hard as possible and then tried to bring it up but it was stuck he pushed down harder, and harder, and harder until the shovel sprang up, but to flippy's dismay, the shovel had no dung on it . Flippy looked up and saw it heading for his face, he was mouth of gape. Before he started to run ,the pile of dung nailed him right in the face.

He stood there for a second and then ran around in circles for about 5 times then he smacked into the caged wall and fell on his back. I should have chose the ditch digging job instead damn this stupid job, and now i've got shit all over my face!

Flippy got up and ran to the bath room, he ran the water down his face for an hour (or at least until he gets the crap off his face) he took the soap and squirted it all over his face but he forgot to close his eye's "Ahhhh!" he screamed rubbing his eyes with with hands which only succeeded in geeting more soap in.

Flippy splased more water on his face and then looked in the mirror. I look like a poor dirty hobo, you know what, i'm quitting! evil was right i'm not subjecting myself to menial labor! i'm gonna march in the office and tell that stupid blue moose what i think of this crappy ass job!

Flippy went out the bathroom and walked towards the office ( which was past the tent) Flippy kicked open the door and nobody was there. "He must in be in the tent" Flippy said to himself. Flippy marched in the tent. He saw a cannon and cuddles going in the cannon, once the cannon launched it made a boom that reminded him of an explosion. Soon, flippy's eyes turned green, and his teeth turned sharp.

Evil was now in controll he saw giggles in the front crowd. He grabbec her and choked her he poured 3 barrels of powder in the cannon and then threw her in the cannon face first BOOM! giggles head was blown off. He walked up to lumpy "let this be a warning, i fucking quit!"

OMFG! THAT WAS FUNNY AND DISGUSTING AT THE SAME TIME! PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS CHAPTER OR THE ENTIRE STORY

CHAPTER 3 LIFTY AND SHIFTY IS UNDERAWAY!!!