Back from the commercial break, the bell rang three times.
"The following contest is a Feast or Fired Match! One of the briefcases content a world title shot, the other a secondary title shot, the other a tag title shot and the last one a 30 days suspension slip."
(Whatever by Our Lady Peace starts playing)
"The first participant, Death Rowe!"
(What Does The Fox Say by Ylvis starts playing)
"The Young Ducks!"
(Cookie Dance by Chocolate Chip starts playing)
"Mr. cook and The Lobster!"
(Fire Burning by Sean Kingstong starts playing)
"UCW Legend, Spicy Man!"
(Before I forget by Slipknot starts playing)
"James Stark!"
(Death Grip by George Gabriel starts playing)
"David Knot!"
(Hero by Nickelback starts playing)
"The Superheroes!"
(He's such a coward that he can laugh( izaya's theme from durarara) starts playing)
"Lucas Ryan!"
(You And Who's Army by Radiohead starts playing)
"And finally, Jack Vinson!"
The twelve wrestlers were all in the ring, looking at the four brifcases hanging on the poles' top on each corner.
Once the bell rang, they all started brawling.
Most of them ended outside the ring where they continued to brawl while the Superheroes were unching the Young Ducks in the ring.
The two of them then charged in the ropes, only to be greeted by a Superkick from both of the Ducks.
Thomas then grabbed Mr. Cook on the apron with his feet, allowing Tiago to hit him with a Dropkick.
After that, the brothers exchanged a high-five before David Knot knocked them down with a double clothesline.
He screamed at the crowd who booed him before turning around and being met with punches from Spicy Man.
This last one then charged in the ropes, only to be met by a Crossbody from the huge David.
This last one then lifted the UCW legend on his shoulder and screamed in rage before applying a Running Powerslam.
He threw Spicy Man outside the ring before being met by a Ripper's Mark (Big Boot) from Jack Vinson, stunning him.
He followed with a clothesline which knocked both him and David out of the ring.
After a minute to recover, they started brawling with the Young Ducks joining them. Lucas Ryan suddenly jumped on them with a Crazy Dive (Suicide Dive), knocking all of them down.
As they all got back on their feet, The Lobster climbed a top turnbuckle and jumped on them with a Moonsault.
It didn't ended there as James Stark got on the apron and jumped on them with a Springboard Moonsault.
The fans started chanting: "This is awesome!"
Meanwhile, into the ring, Mr. Cock climbed a turnbuckle and was about to catch the briefcase number 3 when Death Rowe jumped behind him and applied a Back Suplex from the turnbuckle.
As the two wrestlers slowly got back on their feet, Mr. Cook tried to hit a Spinning Kick, but Rowe dodged and replied with a Running DDT.
As soon as he got back on his feet, The Lobster tried to clothesline him, but he dodged, kicked him in the stomach and applied his Guillotine.
He then climbed a turnbuckle and managed to unhook the briefcase number 1. Not wasting a moment, he jumped outside the ring with his briefcase.
"Death Rowe got the briefcase number 1!"
Everybody looked at the masked wrestler as he left with his briefcase.
Back into the ring, the Young ducks turned around to see David Knot trying to knock them again with a double clothesline. However, this time, they managed to dodge him and greet him with a Superkick from Thomas.
It was followed by another Superkick from Tiago which stunned David. They followed with a double Superkick, but David was still not down.
They then both ran into the ropes, but Spicy Man grabbed Tiago's feet and dragged him outside. As Thomas was distracted by this, David took benefit of the moment to surprise the young duck with a Reverse STO.
He then climbed a turnbuckle and, before anyone could reach him, unhooked the briefcase number 2 and walked out of the ring.
"David Knot got briefcase number 2!"
The Lobster was about to grab briefcase number 4 when Spicy Man came to grab him on his shoulders and ran before applying his Spicy Drop.
He then showed some dancing moves to make the crowd cheer for him before climbing up a turnbuckle.
James Stark suddenly Ran from the apron beside him and hit his Nightmare Elbow on his face, knocking the legend from the turnbuckle.
He then himself climbed the turnbuckle and managed to grab the briefcase number 4 before jumping outside of the ring.
"James Stark got briefcase number 4!"
Little Tornado was on the turnbuckle about to get the last briefcase when Lucas Ryan came behind him and made him fall on his balls (ouch!).
He then climbed up and applied his How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Fuck You (Top Rope Brainbuster on the turnbuckle).
Once he got back up, Tiago tried to Superkick him, but he dodged and applied his Blackout (Reverse DDT).
Spicy Man was the next one to try to stop him in vain as he kicked him in the stomach and went for his Out Of Your Mind (Curb Stomp).
Jack Vinson suddenly grabbed him on his shoulders and applied his Wasteland (like Wade Barrett).
While this was going on, Josey climbed the top turnbuckle and grabbed the briefcase number 3 and jumped happily into the ring.
However, he suddenly realized that the other participants surrounded him as they all wanted his briefcase.
He suddenly noticed his partner, Little Tornado, alone outside the ring and screamed at him before throwing the briefcase which he grabbed in mid air.
"Little Tornado got the briefcase number 3 and the match is over!"
Littla Tornado happily joined Death Rowe, David Knot and James Stark on the stage with his briefcase.
"And we got our four Feast of Fired winners, ladies and gentlemen!" Joey said.
"Don't go anywhere as we will discover who won what after this commercial break!" Bobby added.
AFTER COMMERCIAL BREAK
Kenny joined the FOF winners.
"Dear fans, we will now discover who won a world title shot, a secondary title shot, a tag title shot and a ticket for a 30 days suspension. Death Rowe, if you wanna go fist."
The masked wrestler took his briefcase and nervously opened it. He then turned it around to reveal it was written: "World Title Shot"
"And Death Rowe gets the world title shot!" Kenny said as Rowe happily left while the others were dissapointed.
"David Knot, your turn."
The big wrestler opened his briefcase and turned it around to reveal it was written: "30 days suspension"
"And David is suspended for one motnh!"
The big guy angrily threw his briefcase away as he headed backstage in anger.
"Wow! He, he. James and Tornado, it's your turn." He said as they opened their briefcases simultaneously.
They both turned them around to reveal James got the secondary title shot while Tornado got the tag title one.
James left with a smile as Josey came to celebrat with his super hero partner.