PS: There's a lot of farts.

Bianca was in the Stration City Gym, facing the trio of gym leaders, Cilan, Cress, and Chili. Bianca was pumped up as she squirmed with delight, letting out cute little poots as the three brothers cautiously stared at each other.

"Well, I'm ready to battle for my gym badge!" Bianca proclaimed as she sent out her Oshawott, who folded his arms together. Bianca made a cute squeal as she clapped her hands together, letting out a big, un-cute fart.

Chili stepped back a bit, somewhat surprised at Bianca's sudden request. "All ready? But... err... we just had several trainers..."

Cress tapped Chili on the shoulder. "Chill, just let her battle Cilan and we can move on."

Chili looked down, sighing as he shrugged. "Well... okay. Are you sure?"

"Trust me, bro." Cress reassured as he winked, pushing Cilan in front towards the battlefield.

Cilan sighed as he dusted himself, clearing himself as he approached Bianca, unsure if this farting freak show would actually be a challenge. "So... you're Bianca..."

Bianca squealed. "That's right! Bianca is me!" She then farted loudly, causing her to slightly blush as she laughed.

Cilan rubbed his chin as he pondered. "Hmm... I don't know. There's something about you that makes me feel cautious..." He shrugged, shaking his head. "But hell, I'm probably being a worry wart. Let's just battle! Go Pansage!"

Pansage danced around Oshawott. Oshawott stuck out his tongue as he tackled Pansage dead on. Pansage shook his head as he jumped up into the air, dodging Oshawott, who attempted another tackle. Oshawott looked around, being smashed into the ground by Pansage. Pansage then proceeded to do a barrel roll directly into Oshawott, knocking the otter Pokemon backwards. Bianca called out to Oshawott, letting off another juicy fart. Oshawott turned around to see Bianca, but got pinned down by a Bullet Seed from Pansage. Bianca screamed in horror, but then got an idea, shouting to Oshawott to cover his ears.

Confused at first, Oshawott realized where Bianca was going, and he covered his ears. Bianca placed both of her hands on her stomach as she farted as loud as she could, causing the entire gym to shake. Pansage gawked as h was losing his balance on the ground, being knocked out by a swift Shell Blade from Oshawott. Pushed back, Pansage wiped some drool from his mouth as he received a tackle from Oshawott, hitting into the hard solid wall. Pansage moaned weakly as he plopped on the ground, reddish swirlies in his eyes as his right leg twitched in pain. Oshawott danced with glee as Bianca cheered, letting out more toots as Cilan called back Pansage, sighing.

"Erm... I can't believe I lost... but you made a good effort on your part." Cilan admitted as he shook Bianca's hands, smiling after the battle finished.

Bianca giggled as she kept on tootin', her farts sounding more like tubas than actual farts. "Yay! I guess my encouragement helped me, huh?"

Cilan coughed as he waved his right hand, promptly to get the smell of Bianca's gas away from him. "More like your gassiness... what do you eat, anyway?"

"Baked beans and burritoes, why?" Bianca asked cutely as she placed her hands behind her back, farting for twelve seconds.

Cilan turned white all around as he cringed. "Oh... n-nothing... heh heh..." He then huddled around Cress and Chili, whispering to them, "Go and alert all of the other gym leaders as soon as you can. We might have a disaster on our hands here." He ran back to Bianca, giving her the badge. "Well, you battled well, and dat's all that matters. Enjoy it!"

Bianca clapped with glee as she let out tuba-like farts that echoed throughout the gym, asking Cilan, "Wait a minute... you guys are waiters, right?"

Cilan, Cress, and Chili all glanced at each other as they gulped, replying in unison, "Yes... and why?"

Bianca's stomach growled, with was followed by a fart, as Bianca rubbed her stomach and asked, "I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!"

"...What the hell is an Octorok...?" Cilan muttered to himself as he grabbed Bianca from behind and pushed her forwards Cress and Chili. "Of course, Bianca! Have as much food as you can eat!"

"YAY!" Bianca screamed as she jumped in the air for joy, letting out another fart to signify the moment.