Chapter 2- Circus.
Disclaimer- Any and all Naruto characters and Lyrics do not belong to me. If Naruto belonged to me, he would hit Sakura back everytime she hit him, and whenever Sasuke and Naruto met they would go to have "down-time" ALL the time!!! but sadly they are not mine. START!
Sasuke, Neji and Shikamaru walked into the Nine-Tailed Lounge. Pictures of foxes lined the walls in a classy way, but the pictures themselves were still erotic. In each picture a blonde boy with three horizontal lines on his cheeks, almost like whiskers, was wrapped in a fox's tail, or he was seductively smiling at the camera. In other pictures another person accompanied him, but Sasuke only had eyes for the blonde. As they were walking past the bar, he saw one of the bartenders wink at him, and nod over to his right. Glaring at the bold man, Sasuke saw the largest picture yet of the same blonde boy, only he was in the picture with a red-haired boy who was wearing almost the same outfit as the former. They both had on leather pants, and a fishnet shirt, and strangely, they wore identical spiked collars with even more identical sexy smirks on their faces. The blonde had his arms up, encircling the redhead, who had one hand around the tiny waist in front of him, and one on the leg of the shorter boy. What surprised Sasuke was that while the redhead was looking down at the blonde's chest, the blonde himself was looking at the camera dead on. Sasuke could feel his pants getting smaller just by looking at the picture. He was almost impressed with the nightclub until. Then he noticed the lack of a dance floor. "What the hell do we dance on Shikamaru?"
"I thought that Shikamaru already stated that it is a different kind of club Sasuke? Last time I checked you still possessed your intelligence." Neji said, a slight frown gracing his features.
"What did you say Hyuuga? We could step outside if you'd prefer. No one said anything about how utterly stupid we look at the moment, so excuse me if I felt like questioning my surroundings. Sasuke countered.
"Damn you guys are troublesome. You even argue like tight asses. Pull the stick from your hole and try to fucking enjoy yourselves for once. Now shut up before I burn both of you next time I smoke. The show is starting anyways." Shikamaru complained. Those two were so uptight!
Suddenly lights came down directly onto the center of the stage. The three boys sat down at the only available table, which happened to be up front. Close enough to the stage that they could place their hands on it if they wanted to. The crowd around them started to go crazy. Only then did Sasuke notice that men and women alike were in the room. 'This show girl must be good, if they're all freaking out like this.' A few minutes of the almost deafening cheering, Shikamaru leaned forward to Sasuke and Neji and said " Showtime."
The room went completely dark, and music started. The crowd immediately quieted down. Then, a voice.
There's only two types of people in the world
the ones that entertain,
and the ones that observe
well baby it's a put on a show type of world (* had to change the lyrics a bit)
don't like the backseat
gotta be first.
As these lines were being sung, a spotlight found its way through the darkness, illuminating a person in high-heel shoes, fishnet stockings, a black pair of tight short shorts, and a leather vest, which was so tight that it was barely covering the flat chest and stomach of the wearer. A feminine waist completed the person. 'So it's a guy performer, he's kinda hot.' Sasuke thought. That explained the women and some of the men. The person on stage was manly to females, but at the same time, was too cute to be considered masculine by guys, But even the men who looked like they were not interested in males were watching the show like there was no tomorrow. The person singing was holding a top hat over their face, their fingers encased in black fingerless gloves.A shock of blonde hair protruded over the hat and as the hat was removed from the face and placed on the head of the person, Sasuke saw that it was the same blonde boy form the pictures along the walls of the club! Turning his eyes back to the stage he saw bright azure eyes land on his for a few seconds. The blonde smirked and kept singing.
I'm like the ringleader
I call the shots
I'm like a fire cracker
I make it hot
when I put on a show.
With a slow roll of his hips, the blond bent over backwards, nearly in half. The action caused several things to occur at once. Firstly, the crowd went wild. A woman had actually passed out, either from blood loss or from being completely wasted. Secondly, a disturbance in Sasuke's jeans made itself known. And lastly, the blonde himself looked over at someone to Sasuke's left. Really close to his left. Like Shikamaru seat left....in recognition. Shifting to relieve some of the pressure put on his straining cock, who was in turn shifting in order to see the blonde, Sasuke picked up his shot glass and waved over a waitress to bring them all some more shots. He was gonna need more alcohol in order to sit through this without coming where he sat. The dance got more heated as the boy ran his hands through his hair, hat forgotten long ago. He dragged his hands over his chest, down to his stomach where he froze and moved along with the beat.
I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
better be ready, hope that ya feel the same
Pulling out a whip from his vest's pocket. The blonde gave Sasuke a once over. He started to walk forward down the stage, stopping immediately in front of Sasuke, Neji and Shikamaru. Alternating between twisting his small hips and bending his knees and pulling his body up, the boy stepped off the stage and stood behind Shikamaru who smirked at everyone who gave him a dirty look. Sliding his body down Shikamaru's right side on the words "feel the same" the boy gracefully moved around to the space in between Shikamaru's chair, and then sat on Shikamaru's lap and crossed his legs. And sang...
All eyes on me in the center of the ring
just like a circus
when I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip
just like a circus
don't stand there watching me
follow me, show me what you can do
everybody let go, we can make a dance floor
just like a circus.
Glaring at Shikamaru for being lucky enough to receive a lap dance. The blonde boy stalked over to Neji whose smirk pissed Sasuke off to no end. He wanted that blonde god to perform for him! Sapphire eyes fell on Sasuke. That sorry, stupid, ('gorgeous' Sasuke's brain filled in for him)bastard knew that Sasuke wanted him to be acknowledged. Throwing his leg over Neji's shoulder, so that his groin was resting on the other boy's chest the whiskered boy sang...
There's only two types of guys out there
Ones that can hang with me
and ones that are scared (While giving Sasuke a look that SCREAMED "Do me")
so baby, I hope that you came prepared
I run a tight ship, so beware.
Moving away from nearly face-fucking Neji, and casually jumping back onto the stage, still torturing the room by not taking off more of his skin tight outfit, the boy started a dirty routine consisting of bends, hip-rolls and simmering looks at the rest of the club.
I'm like the ringleader
I call the shots
I'm like a fire cracker
I make it hot
when I put on a show
Several other people made their way onto the stage and fell into step with the eye candy in the center. There were two girls. One Sasuke recognized as Shikamaru's long-time blonde girlfriend Temari Sabaku, was pole dancing, without the pole but with another boy, off to the right of the stage. Shikamaru's eyes fell on her and he let out a snarl that could be heard over the loud throng of people behind them. The Nara boy's eyes remained on his girlfriend, and the guy who was currently grinding into her for the rest of the performance. The other girl, also a blonde, was actually pole dancing on the built-in pole on the left side of the stage. Several hoots went her way, but none could compare to the show the blonde boy was giving at this point. Two of the boys, one redhead, and a brunette, who had two identical tattoos on both of his cheeks hoisted the blonde onto their shoulders. Crossing his legs mid lift and then smoothly fan kicking them the other way (yes Sasuke was ashamed to admit he knew the terminology for most of the moves being carried out) the blue eyed boy continued his performance.
I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
better be ready, hope that ya feel the same
All eyes on me in the center of the ring
just like a circus
when I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip
just like a circus
don't stand there watching me
follow me, show me what you can do
everybody let go, we can make a dance floor
just like a circus
let's go
let me see what you can do
I'm running this (like, like a circus)
yeah, like a what (like a circus)
Balancing on one leg, and leaning on one boy, the performance ended with the blonde falling sideways into the arms of the tattooed boy. Standing upright he gave a half-bow, half-curtsey and with an air kiss to the crowd he walked off stage. The girls stayed behind and collected all of the various items thrown on the stage after the blonde left, which included flowers, pieces of paper that Sasuke was sure contained phone numbers, and even some assorted underwear pieces. Shikamaru stood up and motioned for Neji and Sasuke to follow him. He walked them over to a door marked "Employees only". Pulling out a key he opened the door for them. Hurrying inside the room behind the door, the three boys were assaulted by the smell of alcohol and flowers.
Shikamaru turned to Neji and Sasuke and said"You guys are lucky Temari works here, or you wouldn't get to meet my little pain in the ass Naruto."
"Shut up Shika, you weren't complaining earlier when this little pain in the ass caused you another kind of pain elsewhere. Anyways, stop being an ass and go to Temie, before she castrates you later." A smooth voice said causing Shikamaru to groan. Turning his upper body around Sasuke came upon the sight of the blonde beauty from earlier. He was standing with a hip popped out with a small hand on his feminine waist.
"Asshole. Learn to introduce people upon contact. Hi I'm Naruto Uzumaki. And I guess you just saw my show." The boy, Naruto, said first addressing Shikamaru, then Sasuke and Neji.
"Meet Naruto, who also goes by Kit, and Pita...from me only of course." Shikamaru said, fully introducing the three boys.
"You jerk off. Go fuck yourself. Nice to meet you, Neji. Um, sorry about the whole face fucking you thing earlier. Hope you didn't mind. It's in my act. You were in the seat closest to the stage."
"Not at all. It literally was my pleasure." Neji said while kissing Naruto's hand. Naruto, blushing, pulled his hand away from Neji's and smiled at him showing off his perfect teeth. Turning to face Sasuke he said " And nice to finally meet you Sasuke."
"Hn." 'I could, should fuck this one. He's certainly better looking than the pink girl. More flexible too. That's useful. Wait he said 'finally meet me.' does that me he's heard about me from someone? Shikamaru? Nah, too lazy. So who?' Sasuke thought. As he opened his mouth to fashion some kind of response, Naruto cut him off.
"What kind of answer is 'hn' you teme? Aren't Uchiha's intelligent or something?" Naruto half yelled, due to the loud music still going strong in the club.
"And what would you know about Uchiha's you dobe?" Sasuke challenged back
"A lot. At least I'd hope that much considering that if I didn't he would wring my neck, or well...uh....other parts. DID YOU JUST CALL ME A DOBE YOU ASSHOLE?!?!?!?!?!"
"Love, calm down. You'll get too stressed out and pass out again." 'SHIT FUCK! I know that voice.' As Sasuke turned his head to see the owner of that voice his worst fear was confirmed.