A/N: Thank you to the nice people who reviewed this story! It's good to know people are reading! Yep, Very! So, What's Naruto's Plan? That Shall be revealed right here, right now! Enjoy! - ChellyBeanz
"Bye Kakashi-Sensei! Bye Sakura-Chan!" Naruto waved as he left the training grounds. Everything was planned to find out the mystery of Sasuke. All he needed was some yen from his non ramen funds, and a trip to the Shop of Majutsu. 'I'm such a genus!' He mind-praised himself. Well, That's one persons opinion...
The Shop of Majutsu was a store that sold various scrolls and ninja weapons. However, the jutsus contained within the scrolls weren't simple transformations and whatnot. No, They were very tricky and clever, Mostly to be used as pranks, but still, Very helpful. Surely there was something there for finding out information.
The blond boy navigated himself through crowds of people trying to get to his destination. Left. Right. Right. Up. Right. Passing by Aito's weaponry and Ninja goods, There was a small purple tinted shop that almost looked deserted to the un-trained eye. But both Naruto's were trained well and he went inside the tiny-sized building. A Red Headed man was standing around behind the counter reading a magazine. He glanced over at Naruto and gave a small flick of the wrist as an attempt at a lazy wave. "Hey there, Uzumaki Kid!" The older man greeted, returning his gaze back down at the magazine. "Hello Kuroji!" Naruto greeted back. "So what are we looking for today?" Kuroji closed his magazine and walked out from his spot behind the stand and over to Naruto. "Well..." he began.
Naruto explained Sasuke's strange behavior Then explained why he came here, In hopes of a way to get that secret of him! The Red head nodded as he went on with these accounts. When he was done, Kuroji smiled, " I think I have the prefect thing for this situation!" He announced. Then he went into a room that was hidden by a bead curtain. A few moments widdled away and he strolled back out carrying a scroll. "Here," he said handing it to Naruto, "This is a sure fire way to get him to spill his cup." The 12 year old blinked dumbly, "Eh? So...What does it do, exactly?"
"Well, It'll do exactly what you need to get done."
"...Oh that makes it clear!" Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Sorry, Sorry! Okay, First, You," Kuroji pointed at him, "Must study that scroll," Now he was pointing at said scroll, "When your done doing that and your crystal clear with it, you'll perform the jutsu on this Sasuke fellow and WAM! He'll be forced to say the truth of his secret or he'll remain in his newfound condition for evermore!"
"Condition? What kind of Condition? ...You mean like everlasting boners? Cause that wouldn't be too bad."
Kuroji smacked his own forehead, "No! That's Just Unnatural! Ugh...You'll just haft to wait until you use the jutsu. Now leave, I'm disgusted with you and your talk of 'everlasting boners'." Naruto laughed. It sounded funny when hearing it on the other end of the convo line. "Aw C'mon! I was just messing around."
"BEGONE!" The older man yelled and Naruto took the hint and the scroll and ran out of there even faster than PDQ.
Inside the Uzumaki Apartment Naruto practiced this Jutsu which was written to be called 'Ikkiichiyuu no Chippoke'. For the rest of the day and even into the break of the night, he practiced and practiced, trying to perfect it as Kuroji told him todo. "Ikkiichiyuu no Chippoke!" Naruto called, Directing it at the table. He waited and the desired effect had been obtained. That classic grin broke out on his face, "Perfect. Now That Sasuke-teme will have to tell me or he'll be stuck like this forever!"
He stared at the jutsu-stunned table. "...Aw man! I'm going to have to buy a new table..." That saddened him, but only for a moment, cause tomorrow will be the day. The Naruto finally one ups Sasuke!
Naruto Smiled on his way to the training fields. Nothing was gonna bring him down, especially not EmoBoi! "Sakura! Sukura! Where's Sasuke?" Naruto asked eagerly, now in a sprint as the area and pink haired girl came into view. She sighed, "You really shouldn't keep bugging him, He'll just end up beating you outta of your senses. Actually, I'm surprised he hasn't already..." Her voice trailed off.
"You didn't answer me." Naruto pouted. Another sigh escaped Sakura's lips, "He's over there. But don't say I didn't warn you!"
"Yeah Yeah!" The blond shook off her attached warning and ran to Sasuke, who was leaning against a tree. Most likely he was doing one of his life's favorite past times, Angsting. He heard Naruto coming toward him and wished he had a shuriken, He seemed to need one to the head. "Go away Dobe..." Sasuke growled as Naruto reached him. Nothing came out of the younger boy's mouth, not words anyways. Just a laugh.
"What? Why are you looking at me like that?" Sasuke asked. The look on Naruto's face seemed to say 'Hehe, I'm going to eat you, yummy boy! chomp'
"Dear, Sweet Sasuke since you wouldn't willingly tell me Your secret, I'm going to have to force it out of you." Naruto's voice was coated in a sweet glazed tone. Sasuke gulped, 'force?' Well that didn't limit it to anything pleasant. The other boy stood in place and seemed to mumble something to the ground, then he looked up again at Sasuke. He made three hand signs and focused intently on him. His hands and every part of sasuke radiated a green tint. "Naruto! ...Just...What the hell?" The raven haired teen cursed as he felt something warm, forming off of him. It felt like sweat but as it lingered it turned into a thick fog surrounding him.
Naruto made two more hand gestures then called out "Ikkiichiyuu no Chippoke!". The fog grew and you couldn't see the fog shrouded beneath it. As it swirled, Naruto giggled. And as it ended and fog cleared away, He giggled more. "Now you have no choice but to tell me!" He declared pointing at the boy.
"What did that even do?" Sasuke asked dully looking at the ground. "Just look at yourself and everything around you." Naruto grinned.
Sasuke did so. Then twitched, "NARUTO! What is this? You bastard! Fix.Me.Now." The orange clothed ninja shook his head with a very blunt, "No."
A/N: ooOOOoo Plot Idea Begins! Just what did Naruto do to Sasuke? How will it effect him? And why's He in Naruto's Pants Anyways? All will be answered next time in: Party in my pants! Stay tuned! 3