Wow! I'm finally gonna update this! Ain't that grand? Where were we? Oh yes, everyone was just turned into infants (except for a certain someone.) Let's see what happens next.
Oh, also, IN YOUR FACE, REVIEWER! I AM UPDATING! Anyway, here you go.
Chapter 2 - WHAT THE HECK?!
As Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Pops, Skips, and Muscle Man crawled aimlessly around (their minds had also been slightly reverted back to that of an infant's,) High-Five Ghost had been just coming back from the snack bar after secretly raiding it. He hated having a secret obsession with sweets, just as much as he hated sneeking around devouring them. But he couldn't help it, so he often snuck out to steal some goodies.
He was just coming back from doing this, munching on a donut, when he entered the living room. Being a small floating ghost, he didn't immediately see anyone, and was confused.
"Hello?" he called in that ghostly, wavering voice of his.
"Fives?" Minnie Muscle Man called out. His voice, like the others, was higher pitched.
"Muscle Man?" High-Five called out, a little worried. He looked around, not seeing anyone. Then he looked down. He dropped his donut in surprise.
"What the heck?!" he cried out, floating over to them, "What happened to you guys? You're all babies!"
"We can see that!" Benson Baby growled, "We got turned into babies by a wizawd! You have to stop him, Fives!"
"Me?" Fives exclaimed, taken aback, "Why me?"
"Because we're all babies!" Benson snapped, "I don't think we can do much when we're babies, do you?"
High-Five had to admit he had a point, but he still didn't like it. What was he supposed to do? He didn't know what this wizard looked like! How was he supposed to stop him, much less turn his friends back to normal?
"Well, Fives?" Muscle Man said, "Ya gonna do it, bwo?"
"Uh... y-yes?" It was more of a question of reassurance than an answer, but Benson would take it.
"Good," the boss said, "He turned us this way about a minute ago. You should still be abuhl to catch him! He's wawering a bwue wobe and a stupid hat like a wizard!"
"Ok," Fives replied, nodding, "Don't worry! I'll get him!"
He quickly floated from the house as fast as he could. He raced through the park, looking for any signs of the wizard. Sure enough, he came upon him about halfway between the house and the front gate. Frowning, Fives raced at him as the wizard laughed about his latest triumph.
"Those fools!" the wizard was saying, "They should've known better than to mess with me! Now they'll be babies forever!"
"You!" Fives roared, startling the wizard mid rant, "You're the one who turned my friends into babies? Well turn them back now!"
The wizard let out a maniacal laugh to rival that of Michael Crawford's. "Why would I do that?" he asked, "Now that I have drained your friends, I feel more powerful than ever! But why stop there? I think I'll drain the years of everyone in the world! Then I will rule it, and the universe! Ha!"
Fives growled and lunged forward, but the wizard teleported behind him. "You think you can stop me?" he laughed, "A poor sad ghost? I would drain you too, if you were alive. But you have no use to me. Begone!"
The wizard let out a bolt of lighting from his fingertips, then, without waiting to see if he hit the ghost or not (he didn't) teleported away somewhere else, where Fives couldn't find him.
Cursing under his breath, Fives headed back to the house to check on the others and explain what had happened.
"Guys," he called when he entered the house, "I'm sorry, but I lost him." He came into the living room and gasped.
Before, the others had some resembelance of their former intelligence. Now, they were crawling around, drooling, and giggling as true babies.
Sometimes even I don't know what I'm talking about. Sorry for the short chapter. At least I updated.
So, what will happen next? Anyone want to take a guess? (You're wrong!) R&R, and I'll try to update as soon as I can. I'm quite busy these days, so I can't make any promises.