(So I want to explain something real quick. This is obviously not the troll world, and obviously Terezi isn't blind by how you will see how she acts, but just trust me on this. I am following a loose guide of the social events so everything has a place. :D So just stick with me throught this one 'Kay? :3)
I walked into the school after calming down. I pushed my hands back into my motherfucking pockets and slouched back with my normal lopsided grin. Things were back to normal. I have no idea why I acted in such a way earlier though I was fine now, I must be getting a fever or something.
I walked casually over to my locker that had polka dots drawn all over it and opened it. There was a group of girls gathered around the locker next to me and as soon as I walked up they looked at me nervously.
"Do you girls motherfucking want something?" I said with my normal casual tone. They just stared at me wide eyed like a bunch of does caught in a headlight. They then quickly slammed the locker shut and scurried off. I watched them slightly interested.
Once they reached the end of the hall I watched them staring straight at them. They stared at me whispering and laughing amongst each other.
I raised a hand and waved to them, they then all just stared at me with an eyebrow raised, curious but obviously afraid. They stood tensly with their arms crossed waiting for me to make a move. I reached into my locker and their eyes followed my every movement. I then slowly pulled out a Horn that was silver and red. I then held out my arm and pointed it at them. I then stood there leaning heavily on my left side with my hair falling over my lopsided head the leaned to the left so it rested on my shoulder. I then had my arm straight out in front of me while slouching backwards with my shoulders forward. The girls watched, not even blinking. They held in their breath, waiting for me to make my move. It was like a delicate game of chess I had to play this out right. I then suddenly jerked my head to my right shoulder in a single stiff motion and they all jumped slightly. I then opened my mouth smiling showing all of my teeth.
I then looked at them in the eyes and the looked scared. I then squeezed the horn it giving off a loud "honk" and started yelling loudly.
"HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk!" I started yelling out while jerking around laughing. I knelt down and held the horn over my head while saying HoNk and laughing, twisted to both sides and so on. The girls watched terrified and disgusted and then quickly pushed each other so they could scamper off away from this mess they don't understand.
Everyone in the hallways around me was staring at my wide eyed, but not to surprised for the were used to this by now. I put my horn in my pocket and shut my locker. When I did I noticed Karkat standing there.
He had shaggy black hair that fell around his eyes. He had a permanently etched grin on his face with eyebrows that sullied over his eyes. His eyes hung heavy and weary with dark circles under them.
He stood with his arms crossed sternly looking across the hall, not at me while leaning on the lockers. He had on a baggy black shirt with casual jeans, he had a slim body frame that filled well and he was shorter than you, not by too much but it was still noticeable.
"Was that really necessary?" He asked with his eye twitching slightly from annoyance.
"Of course my motherfucking brother." I replied with while stuffing my hands back down my pockets. He rubbed his temples, he obviously had another headache.
"Gamzee, do you think for once you could cut this clown bullshit?" He said in a stern tired voice.
"My man, it is not bullshit, it is motherfucking awesome. You look like you need a nap bro." I said while holding a lopsided smile.
"I can't sleep, I am too busy with preparing the club schedules and keeping track of all the members." He said while pinching the bridge of his nose.
He was talking about the club I was it. It is a club dedicated to, hell I don't even know what the motherfucking club is for, I only know Karkat only asks certain people to be in it. He says we will know what it is for eventually but for now we just have a lot of motherfucking fun. A whole bunch of cool people are in it, like my motherfucking self, Karkat, Sollux, Aradia, Terezi, Vriska and a whole bunch of other people.
"My man, you should try sleeping on my horn pile sometime, it will let all of your worried fade out. For a small motherfucking fee of course."
"What the fuck is it with people and piles of things?" He muttered and walked away with his head down while giving anyone who passed a glare.
I shook my head at him while smirking and started walking down the hall towards my first period class.
That man really needs to take a motherfucking chill pill.
I let out a yawn as my fourth bell ended and I took my feet off my desk so I could make my way to lunch.
As I was leaving my biology class my teacher stopped me though.
"Excuse me, um Gazee, may I have a word please?" I turned around to face him then as the last students filed out.
"Sure man, that is motherfucking chill with me." I said walking towards him.
"Well you really shouldn't be sleeping in class, and you might ugh" He said this and trailed off tugging at the collar of his shirt. I knew how this went. My half asleep yes and my constant smile intimidated people, and when they got close they could see the monster I really am. He stared at me fidgeting and sweat started to appear on his forehead.
"So um yeah, I mean so I will have to ask you to um maybe stop…" He trailed off again looking away. I knew from him looking into my eyes he could see all the wondrous lush, gory thoughts floating around.
"So um… Gamzee young man… Do you …. Ugh… understand t-that?" He got out finally. I just stared at him and clicked my tongue, as it ventured around my teeth naturally like it does. "So do you?..."
I look at him and opened my mouth to speak.
"Sorry man but I need my motherfucking naps." I said still chill. He just stared at me unable to think of what to say.
"HoNk!" I yelled out while laughing. He then stared at me as fear and revolt flashed across his eyes.
"Alright t-then young man… You umm may go…"
"Cool see you motherfucking tomorrow then." I said as I walked out still completely comfortable. I could tell he was scared of me and I didn't care, I didn't mean to intimidate him, I just do all those motherfucking things naturally, which is fine with me for it is a miracle. Now I was finally able to leave t motherfucking lunch though.
I entered the lunch room and went over to the lunch line. I stared ahead of me thinking of all the motherfucking miracles that happen to me when I hear a small voice call out.
"um, excuse m-me…" It faltered and stuttered slightly. I looked down and saw the young boy from earlier standing in the lunch line ahead of me, some ways away.
"well um, excuse me.. It is just t-that the lunch line is moving and you were just standing there." He said looking down.
"Well thanks, I motherfucking zone out a lot so that happened daily." I said looking down at him. When I did I felt my heart stutter again and my eyes faltered for a moment but then when t back to their natural state. I don't know what it was about him but it made my heart race.
The boy just smiled up at me and then tuned back around. I stared at the back of his head figuring out why I felt this weird sensation. I just pushed it out of mind for now, I would think of it over pie later.
I got the food I wanted and stepped out of line to go over to the drinks rack. I saw that boy there again, he was sitting there pondering what drink to get. He eyes were stern with thought and his eyebrow was furrowed in an adorable way while he bit the nail of his thumb thinking about it.
I walked up behind him and bent forward so my mouth was at his ear.
"I suggest getting the motherfucking Faygo." He jumped and spun around when I said that. "It is the motherfucking best." I said that staring at the Faygo, looking past him.
"um, o-okay." He said softly and gingerly picked up the Faygo so gently. I let my smile falter and just stood there by him staring at nothing. This whole thing was a motherfucking mess for me.
"So what's your name kid?" I said my smiled returning while I straightened back up watching him lazily.
"U-um, Tavros." He said fidgeting with the tray in his hands.
"Nice to meet you Tavros, so are you new here? I haven't see you before."
"Um, y-yeah I am." He now started to shuffle his feet slightly.
As I was staring at him I easily took note of how he wasn't being fidgety or awkward because he was scared of me but because he was shy, obviously. I realized he was one of the first people to look at me without shock or fear or disgust coming across his face, discounting the fear that came from being a stranger. Though it was different, I didn't know if it was nice for in some cases I liked the fear, but for now it was just… Different.
"Well I hope you have a motherfucking great first day Tavros." I said walking past him. I patted him on the back as a friendly goodbye gesture and continues on my way.
My hand tingled from where I had touched him. It was as if my skin happyily accepted and shuttered with excitement. I felt my heart pounding in my ears and I just continues to stare at my hand which felt tingly still. As I was nearing my usual lunch table I bit down on my hand as hard as I could to try and get the tingly sensation to go away. I then sat down net to Dave as blood was drawn from my teeth marks. Well at least it worked.
"Bro I will never understand you." Dave laughed shaking his head.
Terezi sat down on the other side of me.
She had medium short black hair that hutted out in spiked around her head in a slightly untidy sort of way. She wore a baggy tshirt, unlike most girls who wanted to show off their curvs whenever possible. She had a relaxed mischevious grin on her face all her eyes would shine bright with ideas that must obviously be exciting.
"Gamzee what are you doing now?" She said eyeing my bloody hand suspiciously.
"Not motherfucking much man." I said and started to lick the blood off my hand I got multiple disgusted looks and just laughed while yelling HoNk out loudly.
"Shut the fuck up with 'honk' Gamzee!" Karkat yelled slamming his tray down on the table with his eyes closed yet twitching and furrowed in anger.
"A nap my man, a motherfucking nap like I said." I said while starting to down my Faygo.
I then looked behind me for I got a feeling I was being watched, and I see Tavros eyeing my curiously. He instantly turns and even from all the way across the room I can see the flush spread across his face. I start to zone out while I ponder why he would possible be looking at me then I remember, I mean who wouldn't be curious in a guy who wears clown makeup?
I turn back to my lunch table and start laughing loudly. Nobody even takes note of my random unexplained outbursts anymore for they are so used to them. I eye my pie lazily and then take a piece and gouge a luscious bite of it.
"MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS!" I yell out loudly as I hop up and down at the flavor of how good this pie is. I then start laughing as loud as I can when I see a motherfucking group of girls giving my dirty looks.
