Yes the grammar/spelling may be wrong. I don't care this is for fun. If it made you laugh review!
Draco scowled at "Harry Beary's" back as they lead the rest of the group through the muggle forest. Betsy had that dopey look on her face that made Draco want to hurt himself and she kept stopping to eat branches off of trees! Harry turned his head to check on Draco, and grinned. "Why so down Sugar Snake, this is the happy forest and in the happy forest there's no room for angry Sugar Snakes!" he exclaimed while pulling Draco's arms tighter around him. Draco tried his hardest to get away from the brunette but he had a grip like the hulk. "It's because I'm Harry freaking Potter" he exclaimed cheerily. Draco sighed aggravated, "so you can read my thoughts now, joy" he growled. Harry ignored that statement and smacked Betsy on the rear, making her go from a normal trot to a gallop. Draco bounced up and down on the back of Betsy, he wondered if he would soon be sick. Pansy cackled behind them, "LOOOOKK Drakey Poo is trying to rub up against Potter isn't that cute, they'll have little lion-snake babies!" she squealed. Everyone just stared with their mouths gaping open. Ron wailed sadly, "I can't unsee this trip Mione'! What has the world come to and what the hell is wrong with 'Arry?!" Hermione patted Ron on the arm, "there, there Ronald, it'll all be over soon. Look! There's the end of the trail!" Draco perked up at hearing this and began enjoying the ride a little more. He smiled to himself, almost out, he thought! "OH WAIT SHORT CUT!" Harry shrieked and charged Betsy straight through an extremely large and thick hedge. Draco looked at the back of the golden boys' head incredulously, and growled as they exited the bush. The blonde began picking leaves and sticks out of his hair. When he was done he turned a murderous gaze on Harry Potter. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT YOU STUPID GIT?" He raged. Harry just grinned toothily back at the blonde. "It's a short/not so short/okay possibly extremely longer than what was originally planned cut!" he chirped happily. At this point Draco wrapped his hands around the brunette's neck and proceeded in choking the life out of him. Draco just gave up and admitted to himself that the damn Gryffindor just refused to ever die eventually. Harry gave Betsy a little kick to start her going again and they were off on their own adventure. Draco died a little inside after failing at strangling Harry Potter so he sat on the back of Betsy in a paralyzed state, tuning out all the madness and going to his happy place where he was King Draco and Harry did not exist. He dreamt of smashing the weasels face against a rock. Yes, it was very obvious that Draco had some anger issues that needed dealing with. "VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!" Harry howled as they trotted through the forest. Draco had to disagree. "There are many, many good times for violence to be the answer and now is one of them, it's just useless on you for some stupid unknown reason" Draco hissed angrily.
"I'll get you for this I promise Potter", he scowled. "HARRRYYY BBEEAAAAARRRYYYYYY you son of a flying troll fairy!" Harry wailed, and off they went again.