A/N: Well, here's Chapter 2 of Total Drama Island: Return Of The Drama. As a warning, there will be a high volume of F-bombs, violence, and some sexual situations. And here to do today's disclaimer, we have…Courtney! Take it away!
Courtney: sithlorde1988 does not own Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour, or any of the contestants appearing therein. He does, however, own his OC's Joshua and Emily.
SL88: Thank you, Courtney. Now, without further ado, here's Chapter 2!
Chapter 2: Awake-A-Thon
(recap, narrated by Chris)
"Last time on Total Drama Island, our 24 contestants arrived on the island to find themselves at a crummy island rather than the five-star hotel that they were promised, and found out that they would be staying there for 8 weeks, where the last one standing would walk away with the big prize: ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
With our teams set, the first challenge was underway, which involved our teams leaping off of a thousand-foot cliff, and when that ended in a tie, a tie-breaker wrestling challenge between Joshua of the Killer Bass and Owen of the Screaming Gophers ensued, but in the end, Owen won the day for the Gophers by pinning Joshua, sending the Bass to the campfire, where it came down to two chickens: DJ and Courtney.
In the end, however, the first one off Total Drama Island wound up being Courtney! With a member short, will the Bass be able to rebound, or will the Gophers continue to dominate the competition? To find out, keep watching Total… Drama….. Island!" Chris said.
Theme Song
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine
(Camera shows Gwen and Ezekiel walking past the Mess Hall, evidently deep in conversation, as the camera pans away to show Joshua and Emily cuddling)
You guys are on my mind, you asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see
(Camera pans to Noah, who can be seen with Eva and Heather, planning how best to dominate the game, then pans over to Izzy, who is seen making out with a bemused but enthusiastic Harold, who is then pranked by Duncan, as Lindsay then reaches over and smacks him lightly in the head)
I wanna be Famous!
Nananananananananana, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Famous!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be faaaaammmoooouuuussss!
(Camera then pans over to Chef, who has Tyler and Justin tied up and is appearing to torture them, as Katie, Sadie, and Beth walk by and gape at the sight, while LeShawna, DJ, and Geoff point and laugh at Chris who is stuck up on a flagpole, courtesy of Trent, who is oblivious to Bridgette being clumsy and stepping on a signpost, tripping and sending the sign skyward right as Owen farts, and the fart causes the words, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND to appear on the sign, which Cody and Courtney see from the Dock of Shame, where they are seen talking as the theme song ends on a slow seemly whistle)
End Theme Song
"Dude, this party rocks!" Geoff said as he and Duncan did a fist-bump, then proceeded to prank Harold in a most cruel way.
"OH, HELL NO! YOU ARE NOT PRANKING MY SEXY NERD! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW SO I CAN KICK IT, DUNCAN!" Izzy shouted at Duncan, who quickly ran off the other way screaming like a girl, which caused Emily and Lindsay to break out laughing at Duncan, while Joshua and Ezekiel watched this with quirked eyebrows.
Confessional Cam
Joshua/Ezekiel: Joshua- What the fuck was that?
Ezekiel- I dunno, eh. Probably a good example of why you don't piss the crazy girl off, and why Duncan and Geoff are idiots, but good friends, eh.
Joshua- Yeah, makes sense, Zeke. Nice color choice on your wardrobe by the way. Red is the best color, especially on a prospective Juggalo.
Ezekiel- A what? Eh?
Joshua- (groans) Ah, never mind, Zeke. I forgot you were home schooled, so you won't have heard of the Juggalos. Shame, really. The Juggalos are some of the most noble gangsters around.
Ezekiel- Really?
Joshua-Yeah.
Duncan- (can be seen with a black eye, one arm in a sling, and half his teeth missing)- Note to self, do NOT piss Izzy off, unless you have a death wish.
Izzy-That ought to teach that punk to mess with my Harold.
Harold- (blinks) Wow, did I totally see Izzy run off topless to kick Duncan's ass, or was I tripping? Either way, boo-yah, boobies!
End Confessional Cam
Meanwhile, Screaming Gophers cabin…..
"So, are we agreed that the three of us are in an alliance to get to the final 3, and that anytime we don't have immunity, we're to meet here to discuss what to do about voting?" Heather asked the two campers seated nearby.
"Yeah, that works well, only one thing though, what if Chris has a major plot twist where we're the only three open for elimination?" the female that Heather had addressed asked with a quirked eyebrow.
"Good question, Eva. In that event, we'll ro-sham-bo between the two of you, and the one that wins will stay, the loser will be voted out." Heather said.
"Right, well, what if we find invincibility but you don't, what then?" the male near Heather asked.
"Then, Noah, we'll have to resort to drastic measures." Heather said.
"Right, if you say so, Heather." Noah remarked.
Confessional Cam
Noah- As if I'd let that happen, but I do plan to win Heather's trust and then strike when she least expects it. This way, she'll be out before she knows what hit her.
Eva- Heather is one bossy witch, but she is a master strategist, so I'll go along with her….for now.
Heather-Noah and Eva may think I'm trusting easily, but I attack when it's least expected. And believe you me when I say least expected, I mean when they think they'll have caught me with my guard down, as only one person will win this competition: ME.
End Confessional Cam
As the teams were beginning their days, a loud mega horn blare was heard from outside the cabins.
"What's with the disturbance, eh?" Ezekiel asked.
"No clue, Zeke, but I know a good way we can find out." Joshua said.
After that, all the campers went outside, where Chris was waiting.
"Good morning, campers. I hope you all enjoyed your morning off. Now, before you can have breakfast, you must finish your 20 kilometer run around the lake." Chris said.
"Crazy host say what now?" LeShawna asked.
"A WHAT, EH?" Joshua, Duncan and Ezekiel all shouted at once.
"Yeah, so get going." Chris snapped, and all the campers took off running.
As the run went on, LeShawna found Noah passed out on the ground, so she grabbed him up, and ran for the hills.
"So, who thinks this challenge is lame besides me, eh?" Ezekiel asked.
"I agree with you on that dude." Joshua said, as he, Ezekiel and Duncan did a fist bump. Meanwhile, Lindsay and Emily were walking together with Gwen.
"Emily, I see you mooning over Joshua. Is there something between you two?" Lindsay asked.
"No, not really, not anymore than I saw you mooning over Duncan, or Gwen over Ezekiel." Emily replied, as Gwen scowled.
Confessional Cam
Emily- I was bluffing, of course. I totally dig Joshua.
Gwen- Am I THAT obvious about Ezekiel?
Lindsay- I do NOT moon over Duncan! I like him, sure, but I don't moon over him, because he's a punk.
Duncan- (from outside) I am NOT a punk!
Lindsay- Oh, crap, he heard me? That's not good.
Trent/Bridgette: Trent- I wonder why I haven't gotten that many lines this chapter?
Bridgette- Probably because Chris is a narcissist and a douche.
Trent- I hear that, Bridge. Has anyone ever told you that you have really pretty eyes?
Bridgette- (blushes, flushes) Really? That's so sweet.
Trent- Yeah it's sweet, but it's also very true. You're very cute, Bridgette.
Bridgette- Aww, you're sweet. (jumps on Trent, and the two begin to make out)
End Confessional Cam
At the Mess Hall…..
"Damn it, where's Izzy and Harold?" Joshua snapped, impatiently scanning the horizon for any sign of said redheads.
"No clue, eh. But they need to hurry their asses up before we lose." Ezekiel said.
"I'll say. Look!" Duncan called, as Leshawna was seen running up to the campground, holding what looked suspiciously like Noah in her arms, which caused Heather to scowl.
Confessional Cam
Heather- What the hell? The only one allowed to hold Noah….is me!
Noah- (is seen holding icepack) Why do I feel like I got ran over by a steamroller?
End Confessional Cam
"Fuck me running, am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?" Gwen asked, pointing to the horizon, where what looked suspiciously like Izzy was seen flying in on a vine, carrying Harold, and she then quickly passed LeShawna and Noah, and with Harold, reached the cafeteria first.
"Izzy is the best, thank you." Izzy said.
"Wait, so if they're here, and two of the Gophers are not…." Joshua began, comprehension dawning across his face.
"We've won!" Duncan, Geoff, and Trent exclaimed.
"If that was the challenge, that would be true. But, it was not the challenge, at least not all of it, merely part 1. Behold, part 2." Chris said, as the curtain revealed a luxury feast. As the campers ate, they were unaware that Chris had spiked some of the food with sleeping pills. After the food was finished, Chris turned to the campers.
"Enjoy your food?" Chris asked. When no one really answered, he assumed that their silence meant yes.
"Good. Now, prepare for part 3: The Awake-A-Thon!" Chris said.
"The WHAT-a-thon?" Joshua, LeShawna and Duncan all shouted.
"Not to worry, it's simple. Both teams will compete to see who can stay awake the longest, and the team whose member stays awake the longest wins invincibility, while the losers have to send someone home in the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet." Chris explained. With that, the challenge started.
KB:11 SG:12
As soon as the challenge started, Eva, Tyler, Harold, Noah, Cody, DJ, and Lindsay all fell sleep, as did Justin, who painted his eyelids so he could sleep and look awake.
KB: 9 SG: 6
After reaching the 24 hour mark, Katie, Sadie, Izzy, Owen, Gwen, Emily, and Trent fell asleep.
KB: 5 SG: 3
Another day later, and Duncan, Heather, and LeShawna fell asleep, as did Bridgette and Geoff.
KB:2 SG:1
At the three day mark, Joshua finally collapsed, leaving just Ezekiel and Beth, who butted heads for another day and a half, before Beth and Ezekiel both finally fell asleep, causing a photo finish, which when replayed in slow-mo, revealed Beth to be the winner by half a second, though she fell first, Ezekiel was already asleep when he fell.
"And the winners of the Awake-A-Thon are Beth and the Screaming Gophers!" Chris announced, as Joshua and Ezekiel both gulped in fear.
Confessional Cam
Joshua- Damn, I really tried hard, but apparently it wasn't enough.
Ezekiel- Wow, I let my team down, eh. I hope I'm not the next one gone.
Duncan- Wow, that was a lame effort, by our team. So, who to eliminate…..
Emily- I already know who I'm voting for, the punk.
Gwen- I can't let Zeke lose, so I have to vote for the other failure on our team.
DJ- Wow, I thought I let our team down. But, you were a worse failure.
Lindsay-Wow, so like we have to vote someone out again? I know who I want to fall.
Katie- Oh no, I could be gone because I laid with Sadie. This is not good. What do I do?
Geoff- Dude, I'm not about to let you win Bridgette over without a fight, especially after you caused my fair Mocha to lose.
Bridgette- Dude, you both need to chill, but YOU really need to chill.
Trent- Sorry bro, nothing personal, but you're too much of a theat.
End Confessional Cam
At the Marshmallow Ceremony…..
"Campers, in front of you are 10 marshmallows, but only 11 of you. When I call your name, come up and accept your marshmallow. The camper who does NOT receive a marshmallow must immediately walk the Dock of Shame, and board the Boat of Losers, and leave Total Drama Island for good, and can never come back, EVER.
The first marshmallows go to…..Joshua!
Emily!
Gwen!
Bridgette!
Lindsay!
DJ!
Trent!
Ezekiel!
Geoff!
Duncan, Sadie, this is the final marshmallow of the night. One of you has spent their last night on Total Drama Island.
The final marshmallow goes to…...Duncan! Katie, sorry, but the Dock of Shame awaits!" Chris said.
"What? No fair! I can't be without Sadie, I'll totally die!" Katie said.
"Too bad. Them's the breaks. Chef, a little help!" Chris said.
Chef then stuck his head out the window and snarled at Katie, who ran off to the Boat of Losers and leapt in as it left.
Duncan, meanwhile, sweat dropped, for obvious reasons.
"That was close." Duncan said.
"I'll say, eh. These guys are fools to vote you off." Ezekiel said.
"No doubt, man, I can't believe you were in the final 2 tonight. That was bogus." Joshua said.
Confessional Cam
Joshua/Ezekiel: Joshua- Who would have wanted Duncan out so badly that they would go as far as to attempt to frame him?
Ezekiel- I dunno, eh.
Joshua- If I had to guess though, I'd say either Trent or DJ had a hand in this as both of them were semi-animus to Duncan.
Duncan- Thank god I was safe. I was sure my goose was cooked.
End Confessional Cam
"And there you have it, folks. In an unexpected twist, Katie wound up being the second one on the Boat of Losers. Who will be the next to ride the Boat? Will the Bass finally get a win? To find out, stay tuned to Total…..Drama…..Island!" Chris said.
Votes
Joshua-Katie
Ezekiel-Katie
DJ-Katie
Trent-Geoff
Bridgette-Geoff
Geoff-Katie
Katie-Ezekiel
Emily-Duncan
Lindsay-Duncan
Gwen-Duncan
Duncan-Katie
Katie-5
Geoff-3
Duncan-2
Ezekiel-1
Teams
Killer Bass- Ezekiel, Gwen, Joshua, Emily, Duncan, Lindsay, Trent, Bridgette, DJ, Geoff
Screaming Gophers- Owen, Sadie, Izzy, Noah, Cody, Beth, Heather, Justin, Tyler, Harold, Eva, LeShawna
Voted Off- Courtney, Katie (22 left)
A/N 2: And so ends the second chapter. I apologize to any Katie fans, but it was a needed fall for a plot bunny later on.
Next: The campers have a surprising breakfast, and then get a crash course in dodge ball, and an alliance is formed, and quickly tested by an anti-inter-team dating rule imposed by Heather. Will the Bass be able to rule the softball court? Stay tuned and keep reading and review to find out!
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