I am tired, and grumpy when I wrote this, so forgive the small chap.
48954-987561-49865-
Naruto laughed at what they were saying, that he, a 'normal' person would control nature, and be the master of all technology.
"Ok, what is next?"
"Are you not happy with the gift we are giving you? Or do you want more?" The hot women said, jiggling her nice cleavage. Wait, Naruto was way too young to think that! Then he looked at his body.
"Why is my body so old?"
"get used to it boy."
"Are these powers not enough?"
"Oh, they will easily make me the most powerful ninja in all the land of the elemental nations, and perhaps the world."
"Then what is wrong?"
"Come on, I am not a saint, Why me?"
"We have seen the future, and all its possibilities, all the time our plans get screwed by you. Then we found that the Fates are trying to control you. You defied your fate so many times, that it pissed them off."
"Ok...so I am getting screwed by the fates, and because of that I am screwing you without knowing it?"
"Yup. Normally it would be easier to just kill you and get it over with, but if we convert you, we get to brag about our champion, oh, you would never stop hearing Zuse about his, he just won't shut up!"
"Not as bad as thor, he always is bragging about how proud he is about getting to host all the fights that the world's greatest fighters have."
"Oh, don't get me started..."
"Ok, so what do you want me to do?"
The man walked over to him and looked in the eyes. "More or less boy, we have been arguing. We both choose you to be the one to represent us in on earth."
"Huh? I know that, BUT WHY?"
The women walked up to him, and put her hand on his shoulder. He looked into her eyes, and her spoke.
"You are fates bitch. Her rag doll. She thinks she can do anything she wants, and she dose plan on you dying a poor and miserable death."
"Then I will accept, I will use the powers to kill the bitch that wants me dead."
"We both want you to have our ultimate blessing, but we are afraid that both might contradict each other." The god of technology said.
"Ok…Why can't we give it a shot then?"
The man spoke up "He is taking this pretty well…This is not a dream boy, this is real."
"Right. Anyway, ok, I accept both of you."
The god and goddess looked at each other, and sighed.
"Might as well." They both said at the same time.
Naruto then gets thrown out of the dream.
[4-98743-985743-985734-985734-9875349875439875
Narutos room.
43287438734-673405734-958734-987653-49857-4987
Naruto woke up, and the animals were on one side of the room, glaring at the other side.
"Huh?" Naruto said in confusion. He was saying huh more often it seemed.
The other sides of the room were robots, in the shape of humans, or wired things, like an octopus.
He shook his head and the spoke.
"What are you guys?"
A voice spoke to him.
"We are robots, we belong to you. Lord Hephaestus gave us to you. In order to contest with the natural fighters of Tozi. Lord Hephaestus also gives you the ability to use nano technology to make materials. You transform your chakra into Nano technology to do many things. You can make weapons out of your chakra, the nono bots will heal you even further along side your natural healing factor. You will unlock intelligence as you age, making you more intelligent to make more complex machines. I was left a note for you from both Tozi, and Lord Hephaestus."
"Ah…Ok." Naruto did not know how to react; he thought the dream was just another dream.
He took the note from a robot that looked like a person.
He opened it, and read the note.
Dear Naruto. Your powers will begin to awaken slowly. You will receive more notes later on about the powers. Ask the robots questions about my gift.
Hephaestus
He closed the letter, and pocketed it.
'Today is just not my day' Naruto thought.
Naruto went over the animals, and found that a dove had the letter.
It was an exact replica of Hephaestus's letter, but was signed Tozi.
"Well, not original I bet." He said sarcastically.
Both sides nodded.
Naruto stretched, and looked at the clock. Almost time for school. Well, time to kick some ass.
He went into the bathroom, and got ready for school.
"If I got all the powers at once, it would have sounded like a poorly written fanfiction." Naruto said off handedly, just as a random thought about what has happened.
Then a bird took a shit on his head.
"Why did I not see that coming?" Naruto said, I mean he did insult the gods, and the author.
"Author?"
He got 'dropped on' again, and swore he heard laughter. "Nevermind."
He was ready, and was wondering if he should take any of the animals with him. He chose to take the eagle, the bear cub, and a slightly older rabbit.
He put the rabbit in his goggles that were hanging from his neck, and the eagle was on his shoulder, and the bear had to walk.
Naruto looked at the animals, and saw that most were not ready for combat due to their bodies.
He saw that the horse was a tough looking horse, and had a fire in his eyes. He was a gray horse, very muscular.
The horse walked up to him, and moved his head, tying to get Naruto's attention.
Naruto grabbed a blanket, and put it on the horse.
The horse was small, young. But so was Naruto, and little did Naruto know was trained mentally for combat. Naruto got on, and the horse waited for him to gain his balance. Then the horse directed its own chakra to the blanket and narutos rear end to his back, and moved, toward the door.
Naruto yelled back to the robots and animals.
"You all get along, alright! Robots, Protect the animals, and the home."
The robots spoke in union
"Yes sir."
Naruto opened the door, still sitting on the small, but strong horse.
The bear followed him, and they were off.
He got stares like no tomorrow, mostly in confusion, some in admiration, but they were looking at the horse, not him.
He made it to school, and Kiba was right at the gate.
"Hey naru- WHAT THE HELL!" Kiba was indeed surprised, but seemed to be calming down rapidly, knowing they were animals.
"I got pets. They will help me in combat from here on out." Naruto somewhat explained.
"Huh. I bet they could never beat my partner." Kiba said smugly.
"Yours has experience in fighting Kiba, you're going to have to wait for a fair competition." Naruto said, not wanting to force his new roommates into fighting.
"Whatever, Later then. Let's get to class, and then you can tell me about your partners." Kiba said, backing down and seemed to understand what Naruto was trying to say. Kiba had similar protectiveness when he got his partner as a pup.
Naruto nodded. At least Kiba was not going to be a moron about this. If anyone could take it better, it was shino.
He walked in, animals in tow, and got a larger grin with each gawking teacher or student.
The school was ok, but it was made for some defensive precautions in mind.
He still hated that they had invisible metal bars that only jonin could pass on the windows after that one prank…..
He reached the classroom, and Kiba spoke up.
"How much you wanna bet that they are going to freak out? Shino and the lazy cloud guy don't count."
"I bet fifty that at least three people other than those two will not freak out." Naruto replied.
They shook hands, sealing the bet, and they opened the door.
4081654-398534928593847508327509357-934856-0439567-34
That is that my fair readers and reviewers.
(Hint-hint.)
Good night.