"…here is your first question, Aizen."

A hologram flickered to life in front of Aizen Sousuke, who stepped back to read the translucent text.

'Here is a question...why did you make Halibel so damn hot?
And can you make more hot espada girls?
Please?'

Aizen scoffed before replying, "Who is this Halibel? My current Espada group consists of only one girl by the name of Cirucci Thunderwitch. However, now that I have Hougyoku I should be able to create superior arrancar. To be an espada means you are one of the ten strongest arrancar in Hueco Mundo; while most of them might be men, if the strongest were by some ironic twist of fate all female, it would not matter to me. So to answer directly, I cannot and will not "make" more espadas…the menos grandes who were the strongest before their transformations will be the new set."

"What a well-thought out answer," the architect replied.

"What else would you expect?" Aizen responded with a slight smirk.

The Second question apparated almost instantly:

'When you were a taicho, why did you dress like such a... well dork? I thought you were cute ONCE, but really I understand you must look innocent, but still, those glasses were too much. YOU'RE STILL CUTE! I'm gonna fangirl you!'

"Look into my unobstructed eyes and try to tell me you would trust me without spectacles. That's right, you can't…the innocent act was the critical component in driving Seiretei to new levels of complacency. Hinamori-kun makes an excellent case study for the false ease that pervaded that Court of 'pure' souls. You don't actually think I'm cute though. I just cast Kyouka Suigetsu on girls like you to keep your type out of my plans."

"Wow, Aizen….next question."

'Okz...first question:
Are you gay?
I'm serious, people!! In case you haven't noticed, all of his Arrancars are GUYS, and he particularly favours Ichimaru...And that would be so cool! The evil guy is gay!

Second question:
Who would you like to kill more? (Ahem sorry about the dark questions)
1 - Hinamori 2 - Hitsu-chan (NO!!) 3 - That Grimmjaw guy 'cuz he seems to really hate him 4 - yourself...'

Aizen actually took this time to let out a chuckle. "It's amazing what the female species and the young in general come up with. Are you saying I should have been more like Kaname's vice-captain? In any case, your analysis is completely wrong and you should probably wait a good decade before you think of asking me another question. I'll be kind enough to explain a few basic things for you though. First, being on a first name basis with a man does not imply homosexuality but in the mind of a hormonally-imbalanced girl. Gin has the detached mindset needed to remain loyal to my goals. In fact, I trust him more than Kaname and yet I reached out to the other man several years before Gin became my vice-captain. I already explained why most arrancar tend to be males-"

"-those people on the 'good side' sure love to turn their antagonists into the thing they despise! Rapists, homosexuals, you name it they create it. How little they understand your true orientation, Aizen," the architect butted in.

"Alas, this world is not ready for asexuality. That is why what I am attempting must succeed…my main concern right now is Gin entertaining thoughts of defecting and returning to that shell of a person named Rangiku Matsumoto...I still have no idea what Gin saw in her, but that was before I showed him the light. Onto your next part: I would not kill anyone unless it would help me in some way. If you made me choose right now, and ignore the fact that I do not know who 'Grimmjaw' is…Hinamori-kun is better off dead ; she cannot live without me, so why not have her die in peace like I intended for her to?"

"Heh, that was a first class rape right there," the architect finally spoke up.

"I assume you mean the figurative kind…how many more questions do I have to answer?"

"Just one more for now, but you're staying here….well here it is…"

what is your stance on gay marriage?

Aizen sighed in disdain. "I suppose I will have to delve into my ideologies right now. I believe all marriage is based on the false pretense known as a declaration of love. That emotion itself is useless, and for anyone who says you need to harness it in order to gain true power…I beg to differ. I spent decades maximizing my abilities in the four areas of shinigami combat. One does not need to love to get stronger. The will to protect is equally as fierce as the will to win, which has been my drive all these years…I will win this war and stand in heaven when all is said and done. Thereon, I will create a new world where my stance on marriage is widely accepted as the most logical perspective. Soul Society, Hueco Mundo, and the living realm will all accept my ideas as canon because they can ultimately lead to a better society. Thus, I am obliged to declare that marriage between two males, two females, and a male and a female are equally pitiful and that asexuality is the answer to much of the problems arising from the debilitating feelings of lust and love."

"Bravo, Aizen. Bravo…" Aizen made a half turn to see the back of the architect's chair facing him.

"Send me to Hueco Mundo at once," the ex-captain resolutely demanded.

Slowly, the chair swiveled around to show the condescending smirk that had secretly been aggravating Aizen since he first met this man.

"Ah ah ah…you didn't say the magic word!"

LOL that is based off of the password block on the computer from Jurassic Park. Who remember that? Of course I would, I saw that movie 15 times in 2 months when I was 7….

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