Ohayo, mina-san! Like the kind and generous person I am, I forced Kei to write this. And I'd like to tell everyone that I'll be on vacation for the next two weeks, so don't expect any updates from me until June 21. Anyway, on to the story!
Pick any 10 characters from Inazuma Eleven
1. Shindou Takuto
2. Seto Midori
3. Kiyama Hiroto
4. Genda Koujirou
5. Fubuki Shirou
6. Kageyama Hikaru
7. Gouenji Shuuya
8. Tsurugi Kyousuke
9. Kariya Masaki
10. Endou Mamoru
5 shows up with flowers.
*Knock, Knock*
Kei: *Opens door* Yes?
Fubuki: These are for you. *hands me flowers*
Kei: Thanks. *smiles*
3 and 9 are eating ice cream while 1 and 4 are spying.
Hiroto: I want vanilla, please.
Kariya: I'll have buckwheat.
Hiroto: What type of flavor is that?!
~Meanwhile~
Shindou: Kariya has a very strange taste in ice cream.
Genda: At least he didn't order banana flavor. (That's an inside joke between me and Akira XD)
10 called you
Endou: I wonder if Kei wants to play sakka.
6 picked up.
Hikaru: Hello?
Endou: Yo! Why are you at Kei's house?
Hikaru: She dragged me here and made me do her homework.
Endou: Well... do you want to play sakka?!
Hikaru: Ummm... I guess so...
Endou: Yay!
4 asks 7 to marry him.
Genda: *looks at Gouenji* Sorry, bro. *Gets down on one knee* Will you marry me?
Gouenji: No.
Kei: Very strait-forward.
2, What should I do to you.
Kei: Midori, I want you to style your hair funny and walk around singing 'I Was Born This Way'.
Midori: Why!?
Kei: Because I said so.
Eat watermelons for me, please, 8.
Tsurugi: *Walks into hospital room* Hey, Nii-san.
Yuuchi: Hi.
Kei: *bursts into room* Tsurugi! Eat this watermelon! *throws two bags of watermelon at them*
Yuuchi: Why do I have to participate in this, also?
Kei: Because your name is Tsurugi, too.
Tsurugi Bros: *Sweatdrop*
9's sad. You should comfort him.
Kariya: *Sitting in emo corner*
Kei: *Walks up and starts awkwardly patting his back* Gomen. I'm not all that good at this sorta thing. *nervous smile*
Kariya: At least you tried.
10 lost his phone.
Kei: Wait! Endou has a phone?!
Endou: *grumbles* I used to.
What should a 2x6 story be titled?
Kei: Um... Ur... Well... I guess it all depends on what happens during the story...
You accidentally kiss 3!
Kei: Hey guys!
Burn: *trips Kei*
Kei: Waah...! *falls on Hiroto and kisses him* Burn I'm going to kill you! Oh... and sorry Hiroto. *Runs after Burn.*
Hiroto: *sweatdrops*
4, 7, and 8 are going out
Kei: I'm confused so I must follow and watch. *Creeps out of the room.*
6 and 10 are avoiding you. Why?
Kei: I got a new perfume and they are apparently 'allergic' to. *whispers* I'll tell you a secret. I also sprayed it on their soccer uniforms.
Hikaru and Endou: Acho! Acho! Acho! *glares at Kei*
Kei: At least it wasn't a severe reaction.
6 is reading and suddenly hears the word "Darling."
Hikaru: *screams, holds book over head, and hides under a table.* Endou-kantoku told me stories...
9 is celebrating his birthday. What will you give him?
Kei: Money. I mean, then they can buy something they like, and plus I'm too lazy to go buy something for him.
Kariya: *Sarcastically* Wow. I feel loved.
3 went on the internet and saw something that made him blush.
Hiroto: *blushes*
Kei: Hiroto, are you reading reader x Hiroto fanfics again?
Hiroto: N-no! *Exits window*
Kei: Wow. I never knew Hiroto was one of those guys who is obsessed with himself.
Are there any 5x7 fics?
Kei: *Sighs* Yes there are. I haven't read any but I've scrolled by them.
Would you want to date 2?
Kei: No. She is a girl.
1, tell 5 that you love him.
Shindou: Lets get this over with. Fubuki, I love you.
Fubuki: Sorry kid. I don't roll that way.
Kei: *Shoves Shindou* Act dejected.
Shindou: Oh...! Woe is me...!
Kei: You are a horrible actor.
10 accidentally hit you.
Kei: Endou!
Endou: Gomen! I didn't mean to kick the ball at you! I missed the goal!
Kei: You die today.
8 and 9 are getting married.
Kei: I can see that, but really?
Tsurugi and Kariya: I guess...
Are there any 4x9 fics?
Kei: I doubt it.
3 just confessed!
Hiroto: I love you, Kei.
Kei: Aww...
But 5 is your boyfriend!
Fubuki: Yeah. She's mine!
Kei: *sweatdrops* I hate decisions...
1x8 or 7x8?
Kei: 1x8, because I don't think Tsurugi would date the Holy Emperor, but I can see Shindou x Tsurugi.
1's not appearing anymore.
Kei: That's because he's in my basement.
Shindou: *bangs on heavy metal door in the background.*
4, tell us who you love.
Genda: I am in love with Tigress from 'Kung-fu Panda'
All except Genda: ... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *rolls on ground.*
Kei: *wipes tear from eye* Makes sense, lion boy.
2, give me popcorn!
Midori: Here. *Hands popcorn*
Kei: Arigato. I'll give it to Kiko.
Kiko: *pops out of no where* Yay! Popcorn! *grabs bag and disappears*
Midori: ...I'm not surprised...
8, dress up as a maid for me!
Kei: Tsurugi! *rings bell*
Tsurugi: *walks out in a pink, frilly, maid outfit* Hai?
Kei: Why don't you show your friends your new look?
Tsurugi: *slowly turns around, then goes deaf from the laughter* Ahh... I can't hear.
Kei: Man! Now the bell's not going to work. I guess I'm going to have to use a shock collar.
Tsurugi: WHAT!
Kei: Hey! Now you can hear again!
That's all! GROUP HUG!
All except Kei: Yes! It's over! *group hug*
Kei: Ahh! Physical assault!
Kiko: *Magically appears again* Thanks for reading! *joins hug*
Kei: AHHHHHHHH!