Hey! Second chapter of Procreation for Dummies! I want to thank everyone for reviewing, and especially OliveTreeHugger and gardensigernumbli for expressing an interest in sending me a chapter. However, hpswst101 sent in the second chapter, so all credit goes to him/her today! Cheers to hpswst101!

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By hpswst101

A/N this chapter is rated T, some inappropriate talk/humor.

Sirius left the Great Hall after talking with Lily and started to make his way down to the Kitchens. Once he reached the fruit bowl that protected and concealed the Kitchen's, he checked around him to make sure that no Hufflepuff was nearby and ticked the pear. The pear giggled and laughed and morphed into a door, after a quick roll of his eyes he opened the door to see the House-elf's bubbling around working on their food and his three best friends in the entire world. James Potter. Remus Lupin. Peter Pettigrew.

"Sirius! How did it go?" James asked as soon as he noticed Sirius.

"It's settled," with a grin he moved a chair back, twisted it around and sat in it. Folding his arms on the backing. "We have a date."

"And you will say nice things about me right," James brow scrunched up in worry. "You'll make me look-good."

"Prongs!" Sirius shouted as he grabbed a butterbeer. "It's cool. Don't worry. Ok?" He nodded his head and Sirius did the old fashion popping the cap off with the side of a table and took a swig.

"Ok. Yeah. Right," James said nervously and took a small sip. "Do you think-"

"JAMES!" Everyone yelled.

"I'm sorry, guys, but this Lily. The woman of my dreams. The woman I want-"

"To always be with," his friend cut in.

"The reason his beds are wet every once in awhile," Sirius smirked. James went red and hid his face with his fist.

"I hate you, Sirius," he mumbled as he looked away from his friends.

"That came from the same guy who always has someone in bed with him, at all hours," Peter stated.

Remus nodded his head and added; "I can't even count how many times I find him with someone in a broom cupboard. Really Sirius?"

"Yeah I know it's amazing Lily said 'yes' but she did," Sirius threw his hands in the air.

A few house-elves zoomed up next to the four 17 year old teenagers and placed some food in front of them. The Marauders started eating.

"Sirius," Peter asked as he stuff his face full of chicken strips. "Where are you going to take Lily?" James stopped eating and stared at his best friend, waiting for him to speak.

Sirius swallowed, "Well I don't know really where to take her other then a bookstore. Any ideas, James?"

James bit the bottom of his lip as he thought about it. "In Hogsmeade there's a park there. She likes going to it when all of her friends are off doing stuff. You can go there. It's pretty private, and I believe she would enjoy it."

"But would she want to go somewhere private? This is a first date, and it's with me," he added his famous winning smile and a wink as if to prove his point.

"Good point," James took in. "A public place, other then a bookstore or the library." Everyone smirked and sent knowing looks to one another. "I would say Three Broomsticks or that little tea shop that's all Valentine like. You know which one right?"

"Yeah and I hate that place," he took a bite of his sandwich. "Every time I go in there I felt like throwing up and the room is constantly getting smaller. No, no, not that place. Don't worry James it'll probably be Three Broomsticks or something."

"With a stop at the bookstore right?" Peter joked. The boys all looked at each other and laughed.

A/N so that's how I see it. If you liked this chapter please feel free to read

my own stories. Thanks!

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So, thank you hpswst101! Again, there won't be a next chapter until someone sends it in. Tell me in your review if you want to write the next chapter, or if you want me to reserve a chapter for you to write. I won't be here for the next two weeks or so (vacation), so don't expect an immediate update. Thanks for reading!