Ultimate Smash Adventure
Now for the real story, I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or anything else in this fic unless stated otherwise.
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Foreboding
No tournaments were scheduled this week, and Master Hand was enjoying himself as best as he could while Crazy Hand was laughing as if he was… well, crazy.
"Whe he he he he he he he he he he he." Came his laugh.
"I'm trying to read something Crazy." Said Master Hand.
"How? You don't have eyes." Said Crazy.
"Neither do you."
Downstairs in the dining room…
Yoshi and Kirby were having their routine eating contest while Ganondorf and Link were having a card game.
"You have any sevens?" Asked Link.
"Go fish." Said Ganondorf, when in reality, he had one.
"He's lying." Said Mewtwo from across the room.
"Grrrrr…" Growled Ganondorf while he handed over the seven. "I'll get him for this." He thought to himself.
"No you won't." Said Mewtwo once again.
Everyone else was just eating and keeping to him or herself. Mario went to check the mail.
Suddenly Mario burst through the door. "Mama-mia! Look out-a everybody!" Everyone was confused by this sudden outburst until they saw an army of X-Nauts (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.), Kremlings (Donkey Kong.), Space Pirates (Metroid), Stalfos Knights (Legend of Zelda.), and Sharpclaws (Starfox Adventures) come through the door.
"Whoa Nelly!" Shouted Bowser. Immediately, everyone got to his or her feet to fight.
Mario used his fireballs on a few X-nauts and broke in to a crowd-clearing melee with a few punches and kicks.
Luigi tried to hide until they found him and he began swinging his fists around wildly "AAAAAAHHHH! Stay away!"
Bowser blew a few flames and swiped his claws to take out a couple space pirates and Stalfos knights. "Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Peach kept swinging her golf club around wildly, while C. Falcon took out a few at a time with constant Falcon kicks. Ganondorf just launched himself in to a crowd-clearing melee with punching and kicking. Link, Young Link, Marth and Roy teamed up with various sword combos to take out a large number. "Nice one Roy!" Shouted Link.
"Thanks Link, but they just keep coming." Noted Roy.
Samus broke in to a barrage of missles and plasma beam shots. "PSI Rocking!" Nessfired multiple colored orbsthat took out a large number of them.the Ice Climbers kept using Hammer Squall, and Kirby inhaled one ofBowser's fireballs and became Fire Kirby whom breathed a huge stream of fire.
Zelda alternated between herself and Sheik and between fireballs and needles. "This is getting ridiculous." She said
Fox and Falco used their blasters and a series of kicking combos. Pikachu and Pichu were using electric attacks on the group. Jigglypuff constantly used Rollout and double slap combos. DK was punching the lights out of anyone unlucky enough to get in his way. Mewtwo used shadow balls to blast groups at a time. "Grrrr… there are at least one-hundred more coming."
"WHAT!" Everyone shouted. And indeed, about one hundred more of these guys were storming in to the mansion.
"Charge!" Finally, Master Hand (MH) and Crazy Hand (CH) came flying in to start crushing all of the attackers.
"Whew, looks like we came just in time." Said MH.
"Yep." Said Luigi. Soon the attackers were defeated. And lying dead or incapacitated on the floor.
Ganondorf picked up one of the X-nauts by the shirt collar. "Who sent you to do this!" He yells.
"Never…" He says meekly.
"WHO!" He yelled while charging his fist up with dark energy.
"Ah! Okay okay! I guess I have to deliver the message."
"What message?" Asked C. Falcon.
"Pikachu?" You can guess who asked that.
"This is only the beginning." The X-naut said. "Soon, Smash World, and every other world will fall before the might of the Dark Lord."
"Jiggly?"
"I don't know who he is, only the generals and admirals know. But the Alliance is unbeatable, you haven't even tasted our power." He said before Ganondorf punched him out.
"Now-a what?" Asked Luigi with fear.
"We fight of course!" Shouted Bowser.
"We wait for now." Said MH.
"Why?" Asked the Ice Climbers simultaneously.
"Crazy Hand and I need to observe what is going on in all of the worlds before we can possibly know our next move." Said MH.
"Alright! Can I use the plasma screen? Whe he he he he he he he!" Said Crazy Hand.
"We don't use television." Said MH. They float off.
"Yoshi?"
"We wait." Said Marth.
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Next up… a look inside the sinister alliance. See you next chapter.